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I need some advice from any of the good White people here.
I was in our local grocery store the other day picking up a few things the wife had wanted me to get. I was pushing my cart quietly down the aisle when
I heard an unmistakable racket coming from the next aisle over. Crash! Bang!
Mama! SLAP! This could only mean one thing : a nigger Mammy and her nigglets. Oh Shit.
As I headed down the lane one of the nigglets was riding the other one in the empty cart and just creating an awful mess. Banging into items and knocking things off shelves. Where were the Managers?
I quickly turned my cart around and headed back the way I came fully intending to avoid this chaos. Too late. It found me anyway.
As I was facing away from these smelly little bastards they hit me full force in the leg causing me to go down in searing pain.
As I’m on the floor holding my calf the 350# sow rounds the corner and sees the destruction her sprogs have caused. She immediately grabs both of them by their nap and drags them over to where I am now standing, still holding my throbbing leg.
I fully expected her to tell her little shit skins to apologize to the Man for hitting him with the cart and tell him they were very sorry and it will never happen again. Then I came to my senses and realized that this was a nigger sow and her brood. I was right.
That Baby Factory went OFF on me! "Wad da Hell you mean by stanin in front o’ my chilrens when dae clealy juss wanted to get by u? U sum kinda Racist o’ sumtin? I oughta sue yu azz fo chil abuze standin like dat in fron o’ my babize! Dey coulda been hurt o’ sumtin!"
At that moment I simply lost all control. I grabbed the smaller sprog by his
nap and threw him (One Handed!) over the display racks to who knows where! All I heard was a fading scream as it sailed up and away and out of sight.
A couple of seconds later there was, what sounded like a small explosion several aisles down. Kinda like a big gas filled balloon when it bursts.
I then heard the PA system come on and the lady there requesting "Clean up on Aisle seven!" At that instant the nigger sow turned away from me and high
tailed it towards aisle seven. I was more than curious as to what happened?
It didn’t take long to find out. The entire store heard that nigger sow wail
"My Baby! My Baby! Wazzzhappin to my baby?!!!!
As I got to that aisle there was , what appeared to be, shit splattered on Everything! The shelves, the merchandise, the floor and even the ceiling! Aw
God, what a fuking mess! And here was this Mammy on her knees trying to pick
up the pieces and put them in some kind of order.
As God is my witness, I’ve never seen a nigger explode but that’s apparently
what happened to this sprog. I must have thrown him with enough velocity and
he must have hit with enough force so as to cause this to happen!
Are there any Scientists out there that can explain exactly what caused this
nigglet to explode like that? It must have been quite an explosion as the shit was scattered everywhere! It it normal for nigglets to blow up on impact? Any advice one could provide on this would be most appreciated. Strangest damn thing I’ve ever seen.
Sincerely,
Eric Branson aka (Flipper Mike) – Tight pack advocate
and Gold medal winner in the 100 yard nigger toss!
I was in our local grocery store the other day picking up a few things the wife had wanted me to get. I was pushing my cart quietly down the aisle when
I heard an unmistakable racket coming from the next aisle over. Crash! Bang!
Mama! SLAP! This could only mean one thing : a nigger Mammy and her nigglets. Oh Shit.
As I headed down the lane one of the nigglets was riding the other one in the empty cart and just creating an awful mess. Banging into items and knocking things off shelves. Where were the Managers?
I quickly turned my cart around and headed back the way I came fully intending to avoid this chaos. Too late. It found me anyway.
As I was facing away from these smelly little bastards they hit me full force in the leg causing me to go down in searing pain.
As I’m on the floor holding my calf the 350# sow rounds the corner and sees the destruction her sprogs have caused. She immediately grabs both of them by their nap and drags them over to where I am now standing, still holding my throbbing leg.
I fully expected her to tell her little shit skins to apologize to the Man for hitting him with the cart and tell him they were very sorry and it will never happen again. Then I came to my senses and realized that this was a nigger sow and her brood. I was right.
That Baby Factory went OFF on me! "Wad da Hell you mean by stanin in front o’ my chilrens when dae clealy juss wanted to get by u? U sum kinda Racist o’ sumtin? I oughta sue yu azz fo chil abuze standin like dat in fron o’ my babize! Dey coulda been hurt o’ sumtin!"
At that moment I simply lost all control. I grabbed the smaller sprog by his
nap and threw him (One Handed!) over the display racks to who knows where! All I heard was a fading scream as it sailed up and away and out of sight.
A couple of seconds later there was, what sounded like a small explosion several aisles down. Kinda like a big gas filled balloon when it bursts.
I then heard the PA system come on and the lady there requesting "Clean up on Aisle seven!" At that instant the nigger sow turned away from me and high
tailed it towards aisle seven. I was more than curious as to what happened?
It didn’t take long to find out. The entire store heard that nigger sow wail
"My Baby! My Baby! Wazzzhappin to my baby?!!!!
As I got to that aisle there was , what appeared to be, shit splattered on Everything! The shelves, the merchandise, the floor and even the ceiling! Aw
God, what a fuking mess! And here was this Mammy on her knees trying to pick
up the pieces and put them in some kind of order.
As God is my witness, I’ve never seen a nigger explode but that’s apparently
what happened to this sprog. I must have thrown him with enough velocity and
he must have hit with enough force so as to cause this to happen!
Are there any Scientists out there that can explain exactly what caused this
nigglet to explode like that? It must have been quite an explosion as the shit was scattered everywhere! It it normal for nigglets to blow up on impact? Any advice one could provide on this would be most appreciated. Strangest damn thing I’ve ever seen.
Sincerely,
Eric Branson aka (Flipper Mike) – Tight pack advocate
and Gold medal winner in the 100 yard nigger toss!
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