Re: my exgirl friend masturbating

my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating

You know, I didn’t get this at first. I thought perhaps someone lost their girlfriend and was getting revenge by posting her picture on usegroup. And that is exactly what I was supposed to think. I think. But then I thought, well, why was she masturbating? Is she now perhaps his "ex" girlfriend because he couldn’t satisfy her. But then I noticed the spelling. He

to his "exgirl" friend which would mean he still has this friend that was once a girl but no longer is. In which case this exgirl friend

might be a major accomplishment, a cause for celebrating and certainly justifying posting to newsgroups far and wide. But upon further reflection

see he’s repeated the message 5 times. Of course his friend might be

a new daily record or something but then why not just come right out and

‘my exgirl friend masturbating five times, a new daily record!’? Then it

me! Of course, it’s a tongue twister! Now I’ve had a couple of rum and eggnogs but try saying that fast five times in a row. Seriously. Though

admit it lacks a little literation.
So you’re thinking, "what the hell has this got to do with Photoshop, Doc? How many rum and eggnogs did you have anyway?", and once I go pour another one I’ll tell you. I’m back. Ok, well I lost count and I’ve put straws on the grocery list but as for Photoshop goes there’s a creative opportunity here to see things outside of the box. When life gives you spam you bake a spam casserole. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.
Happy holidays to the curious explorers who happened to wonder who the

would respond to this. ~Dr.J.

lmao.. that was a good read. And I reflex, "Aha, I can truly see outside of the bounding box now."

"Dr. J. Smith" wrote in message

my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating
my exgirl friend masturbating

You know, I didn’t get this at first. I thought perhaps someone lost their girlfriend and was getting revenge by posting her picture on usegroup. And that is exactly what I was supposed to think. I think. But then I thought, well, why was she masturbating? Is she now perhaps his "ex" girlfriend because he couldn’t satisfy her. But then I noticed the spelling. He

refers

to his "exgirl" friend which would mean he still has this friend that was once a girl but no longer is. In which case this exgirl friend

masturbating

might be a major accomplishment, a cause for celebrating and certainly justifying posting to newsgroups far and wide. But upon further reflection

I

see he’s repeated the message 5 times. Of course his friend might be

setting

a new daily record or something but then why not just come right out and

say

‘my exgirl friend masturbating five times, a new daily record!’? Then it

hit

me! Of course, it’s a tongue twister! Now I’ve had a couple of rum and eggnogs but try saying that fast five times in a row. Seriously. Though

I’ll

admit it lacks a little literation.
So you’re thinking, "what the hell has this got to do with Photoshop, Doc? How many rum and eggnogs did you have anyway?", and once I go pour another one I’ll tell you. I’m back. Ok, well I lost count and I’ve put straws on the grocery list but as for Photoshop goes there’s a creative opportunity here to see things outside of the box. When life gives you spam you bake a spam casserole. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.
Happy holidays to the curious explorers who happened to wonder who the

hell

would respond to this. ~Dr.J.

lmao.. that was a good read. And I reflex, "Aha, I can truly see outside

the bounding box now."

Doc, that was classic…I almost coughed milk through my nose. 🙂

lmao.. that was a good read. And I reflex, "Aha, I can truly see outside

of

the bounding box now."

Doc, that was classic…I almost coughed milk through my nose. 🙂

Thanks but of course you realize I’m just sorting through the perverts in this group, seeing who actually opens these posts. Heh heh heh.
Best of the season to you guys! And sorry about the milk thing Ryeish, though that really is child’s play. Try eggnog. Actually don’t. It’s quite thick and even if you get up enough pressure to blow it out your nose your keyboard will just stick. Ahh yes, wisdom from the voice of experience…

I guess my yellow raincoat gave me away.

I did the eggnog this on Christmas. Eggnog with a healthy dose of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum. Mostly rum with eggnog to change the color. Nothing like getting ripped on dairy based drinks. 😛

I guess my yellow raincoat gave me away.

I did the eggnog this on Christmas. Eggnog with a healthy dose of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum. Mostly rum with eggnog to change the color. Nothing like getting ripped on dairy based drinks. 😛

You know, it never occurred to me to wear a raincoat when I’ve diluted my eggnog to the point it will shoot out my nose when I’m exposed to

humour. Good thinking. But what do you cover your keyboard with? I tried stretching a condom over mine but that just made the keys squeak. Then I tried one of our red cherry lubricated ones but, well, I just don’t want

talk about that, ok? Let’s just say that my wife, who I’ve recently discovered has a very keen sense of smell, now thinks I’m cheating on her. If I’d had the foresight to go out and buy some lemon yellows she’d

just think I’ve been doing the dishes more lately. Man, what a way to

the new year. Best wishes to everyone else in the year ahead… Dr.J.

You know, it never occurred to me to wear a raincoat when I’ve diluted my eggnog to the point it will shoot out my nose when I’m exposed to unexpected humour. Good thinking. But what do you cover your keyboard with? I tried stretching a condom over mine but that just made the keys squeak. Then I tried one of our red cherry lubricated ones but, well, I just don’t want to talk about that, ok? Let’s just say that my wife, who I’ve recently discovered has a very keen sense of smell, now thinks I’m cheating on her. If I’d had the foresight to go out and buy some lemon yellows she’d probably just think I’ve been doing the dishes more lately. Man, what a way to start the new year. Best wishes to everyone else in the year ahead… Dr.J.

…well that’s all fine and well but
what do you suggest for someone that
just pissed himself laughing?

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