No Name wrote:
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Sheldon" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:55:37 -0600 this
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"No Name" wrote in message
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "jjs" On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 19:47:39 -0500 this
person wrote:
"No Name" wrote.
The before and after to show you how good I am.
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg
Don’t quit your day-job.
I don’t have a day job, I work in the afternoon.
Idiot.
Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn’t look all that good, although I have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. 🙂
I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.
Go check again yourself, you moron – and do it with a monitor properly balanced for photo editing.
The "bright colour" pertains to everything you *didn’t* change. It’s photographic, it’s realistic, and to the extent possible with such representations, it’s got depth.
Your edits, OTOH, are flat, dull, bland, devoid of reference to surrounding illuminationm, and ultimately – entirely – unconvincing.
Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get yourself a proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it’ll be worth at least that much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of us.
Besides, "the economy" desperately needs idiots exactly like you in order to do its job of pumping dollars from place to place. The GDP isn’t fussy about where it goes, but cash has got to *move* if the numbers are to improve. The wreck of the Exxon Valdez may have been an utter catastrophe in terms of our planet’s health, but it was a positive *miracle* in terms of its impact on the US GDP.
Maybe after applying your nose to the academic grindstone, and with a degree or two (hell, even a 6-month tech diploma might be your ticket!) in your mindless little fists, you’ll have acquired the minimum necessary to avoid public embarrassment.
I honestly doubt that anyone like you can drag him/herself out of humanity’s most sordid gutter… but remember: there’s always hope.
Otherwise, suicide would be *vastly* more common than it’s reported currently to be.