Somebody Thinks They’re The Gawd Damn Keeristmas Riddler

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless. What’s the address anyway?

At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look see in it, but I figured I’d just open it really sneaky like with scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh, whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh, I’m all like…CSI Keeristmas…LOL…

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Real
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This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.

: "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
: message :: So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon :: and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my :: true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing :: and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas :: tree).
::
:: So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not :: like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid :: it upon my idle doorstep.
:
: If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am : clueless.

no kidding?

: What’s the address anyway?
:
::
:: At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look :: see in it, but I figured I’d just open it really sneaky like with :: scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting :: thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh, :: whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card :: was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out :: (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it :: out). Heh, I’m all like…CSI Keeristmas…LOL…
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:: Onideus Mad Hatter
:: mhm

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Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Real
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger"
This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.
: "Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in
: message :: So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon :: and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my :: true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing :: and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas :: tree).
::
:: So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not :: like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid :: it upon my idle doorstep.
:
: If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am : clueless.

no kidding?

That’s funny. merry krreexmax, Mr. Lowland.

: What’s the address anyway?
:
::
:: At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look :: see in it, but I figured I’d just open it really sneaky like with :: scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting :: thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh, :: whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card :: was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out :: (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it :: out). Heh, I’m all like…CSI Keeristmas…LOL…
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:: Onideus Mad Hatter
:: mhm

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger" wrote:

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless.

That’s the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn’t go through the mail at all…probably someone local…but then it’s hard to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most people).

What’s the address anyway?

Mine? I have several, but currently I’m staying down in Oregon so I can become a resident so’s I can go to SOU and get a BA in graphic design (and then mayhaps a masters)…I don’t much like it here though…LOTS of meth addicts…its like the freakin meth capital of the planet around here. Most of them in the smaller areas, like here in GP, are also terribly backwards, like they just discovered optical mice and 1st generation mp3 players last week. Of course that’s pretty good for me cause I can buy such technology for real cheap online and then sell it to the locals at twice the price and they think they’re gettin a great deal.

Here’s my GP apartment:
313 SE J Street; Apt A
Grants Pass, OR 97526

I don’t have the Hatter hotline novelty anymore (mostly cause it only works in Walla squared and I’m not up there at the moment), but you can always reach me by my cell number…uh…hrmmm…what is my cell number? o_O

Eh, run a search in Google if you want it, I know I’ve posted it before.

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mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
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"I’m not a professional, I’m an artist."

"The more I learn the more I’m killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it’s merely a social construct that doesn’t really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won’t jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it’s time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they’re just born with a soul. *snicker*…yeah, like they’re just givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling…everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess."

"There’s a difference between ‘bad’ and ‘so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds’."

"How sad that you’re such a poor judge of style that you can’t even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You’re sure? Awww, gee…that’s too bad…for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 22:17:32 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

YO DOC!!!!!!!!

Ya fukked up again!!!!!!

You was supposed to put that bag of melties on Mara’s doorstep!!!!!!

Hatter was supposed to get the one with the turd in it that you was supposed to light on fire……

Mutha fukk!!!!

Ask you to do a couple of simple things for me !!!!!!!

Hell,
Well we still go nine more days of Christmas…..

Didja get them squirrels I sent ya?
🙂
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On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:51:37 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger" wrote:

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless.

That’s the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn’t go through the mail at all…probably someone local…but then it’s hard to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most people).

One of my contractors who installs my systems and does my cabling for me, left a half gallon of Crown Royal on my doorstep yesterday with a real cool tilty poury thingy that it sits in.

He’s a damn nice guy if you ask me….

Hell,
He was a damn nice guy even without the Crown Royal but he just raised the value of his stock in my book.
🙂
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You are one miserable son a a bitch aintcha?
"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look see in it, but I figured I’d just open it really sneaky like with scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh, whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh, I’m all like…CSI Keeristmas…LOL…

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

In article <ns%of.27$>,
"Shoe up skytard’s ass" wrote:

You are one miserable son a a bitch aintcha?
"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look see in it, but I figured I’d just open it really sneaky like with scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh, whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh, I’m all like…CSI Keeristmas…LOL…

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger" wrote:

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true love gave to me…" and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
So what I’m wondering is…who the hell is it from? I mean it’s not like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don’t know who laid it upon my idle doorstep.

If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless.

That’s the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn’t go through the mail at all…probably someone local…but then it’s hard to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most people).

That’s crazy. We need to have a stalker award for obsessed kooks. ..

What’s the address anyway?

Mine? I have several, but currently I’m staying down in Oregon so I

I wasn’t serious about your address. You should never post your resident address on USENET or internet. Kooks don’t have the guts to kill anyone. But they will harass if they know where you live..

can become a resident so’s I can go to SOU and get a BA in graphic design (and then mayhaps a masters)…I don’t much like it here though…LOTS of meth addicts…its like the freakin meth capital of the planet around here. Most of them in the smaller areas, like here in GP, are also terribly backwards, like they just discovered optical mice and 1st generation mp3 players last week. Of course that’s pretty good for me cause I can buy such technology for real cheap online and then sell it to the locals at twice the price and they think they’re gettin a great deal.

Here’s my GP apartment:
313 SE J Street; Apt A
Grants Pass, OR 97526

I don’t have the Hatter hotline novelty anymore (mostly cause it only works in Walla squared and I’m not up there at the moment), but you can always reach me by my cell number…uh…hrmmm…what is my cell number? o_O

Eh, run a search in Google if you want it, I know I’ve posted it before.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm

Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person is they keep leaving bags ‘o stuff on teh porch every night, around 7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They’ve shown no sign of revealing who they are and quite frankly…well there are just too many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I’m wondering if it’s not some sort of group effort. Here’s the breakdown of the gifts and the days:

1st Day – 14th –
2nd Day – 15th –
3rd Day – 16th – Candle Melts
4th Day – 17th – Gift Certificate At Sushi Place – $25
5th Day – 18th – Tin ‘o Cookies
6th Day – 19th – 2 Bottles of Wine – Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay 7th Day – 20th – Gift Certificate At Blockbuster – $25
8th Day – 21th – Poinsettia
9th Day – 22th – Gift Certificate At Pizza Place – $25
10th Day – 23th – Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop – $10
11th Day – 24th – Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket 12th Day – 25th –

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a little 2×4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…" The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt, sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen tomorrow…but it should be interesting. I’m wondering if they’ll reveal themselves or stay in the shadows. I’ll keep everyone updated!

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
————-
"I’m not a professional, I’m an artist."

"The more I learn the more I’m killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it’s merely a social construct that doesn’t really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won’t jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it’s time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they’re just born with a soul. *snicker*…yeah, like they’re just givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling…everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess."

"There’s a difference between ‘bad’ and ‘so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds’."

"How sad that you’re such a poor judge of style that you can’t even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You’re sure? Awww, gee…that’s too bad…for YOU!" `, )

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person is they keep leaving bags ‘o stuff on teh porch every night, around 7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They’ve shown no sign of revealing who they are and quite frankly…well there are just too many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I’m wondering if it’s not some sort of group effort. Here’s the breakdown of the gifts and the days:

1st Day – 14th –
2nd Day – 15th –
3rd Day – 16th – Candle Melts
4th Day – 17th – Gift Certificate At Sushi Place – $25
5th Day – 18th – Tin ‘o Cookies
6th Day – 19th – 2 Bottles of Wine – Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay 7th Day – 20th – Gift Certificate At Blockbuster – $25
8th Day – 21th – Poinsettia
9th Day – 22th – Gift Certificate At Pizza Place – $25
10th Day – 23th – Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop – $10
11th Day – 24th – Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket 12th Day – 25th –

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a little 2×4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…" The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt, sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen tomorrow…but it should be interesting. I’m wondering if they’ll reveal themselves or stay in the shadows. I’ll keep everyone updated!

Today’s is the day , Matthew!!!!!!

I figured it out lil Bro……

You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!

I mean look at the set up….
Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?

Yep,
Someone has been prepping you for a nice
evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
the fireplace tonight.

Just remember one thing…..
I have heard that if you don’t lubricate your asshole,
you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.

Merry Christmas Matthew….
🙂
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On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person is they keep leaving bags ‘o stuff on teh porch every night, around 7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They’ve shown no sign of revealing who they are and quite frankly…well there are just too many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I’m wondering if it’s not some sort of group effort. Here’s the breakdown of the gifts and the days:

1st Day – 14th –
2nd Day – 15th –
3rd Day – 16th – Candle Melts
4th Day – 17th – Gift Certificate At Sushi Place – $25
5th Day – 18th – Tin ‘o Cookies
6th Day – 19th – 2 Bottles of Wine – Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay 7th Day – 20th – Gift Certificate At Blockbuster – $25
8th Day – 21th – Poinsettia
9th Day – 22th – Gift Certificate At Pizza Place – $25
10th Day – 23th – Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop – $10
11th Day – 24th – Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket 12th Day – 25th –

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a little 2×4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…" The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt, sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen tomorrow…but it should be interesting. I’m wondering if they’ll reveal themselves or stay in the shadows. I’ll keep everyone updated!

Sounds like you have a plus-size stalker on your hands…. 🙂

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person is they keep leaving bags ‘o stuff on teh porch every night, around 7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They’ve shown no sign of revealing who they are and quite frankly…well there are just too many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I’m wondering if it’s not some sort of group effort. Here’s the breakdown of the gifts and the days:

1st Day – 14th –
2nd Day – 15th –
3rd Day – 16th – Candle Melts
4th Day – 17th – Gift Certificate At Sushi Place – $25
5th Day – 18th – Tin ‘o Cookies
6th Day – 19th – 2 Bottles of Wine – Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay 7th Day – 20th – Gift Certificate At Blockbuster – $25
8th Day – 21th – Poinsettia
9th Day – 22th – Gift Certificate At Pizza Place – $25
10th Day – 23th – Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop – $10
11th Day – 24th – Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket 12th Day – 25th –

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a little 2×4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…" The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt, sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen tomorrow…but it should be interesting. I’m wondering if they’ll reveal themselves or stay in the shadows. I’ll keep everyone updated!

Today’s is the day , Matthew!!!!!!

I figured it out lil Bro……

You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!

I mean look at the set up….
Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?

In prison?

Yep,
Someone has been prepping you for a nice
evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
the fireplace tonight.

In prison?

Just remember one thing…..
I have heard that if you don’t lubricate your asshole,
you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.

In prison…

Merry Christmas Matthew….

New cocktail chatter at the Hague:

Oh, you worked for IBM, too?

🙂

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Anti Archangel #41 Vote Democratic and stay stuck on stupid Stalking Filth #69.5

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YOUR TEETH CHATTER WHEN YOU THINK OF A LARGE COCK!!!

SWG wrote:

YOUR TEETH CHATTER WHEN YOU THINK OF A LARGE COCK!!!

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:33:53 GMT, (Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin) wrote:

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:

Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person is they keep leaving bags ‘o stuff on teh porch every night, around 7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They’ve shown no sign of revealing who they are and quite frankly…well there are just too many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I’m wondering if it’s not some sort of group effort. Here’s the breakdown of the gifts and the days:

1st Day – 14th –
2nd Day – 15th –
3rd Day – 16th – Candle Melts
4th Day – 17th – Gift Certificate At Sushi Place – $25
5th Day – 18th – Tin ‘o Cookies
6th Day – 19th – 2 Bottles of Wine – Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay 7th Day – 20th – Gift Certificate At Blockbuster – $25
8th Day – 21th – Poinsettia
9th Day – 22th – Gift Certificate At Pizza Place – $25
10th Day – 23th – Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop – $10
11th Day – 24th – Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket 12th Day – 25th –

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a little 2×4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…" The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt, sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen tomorrow…but it should be interesting. I’m wondering if they’ll reveal themselves or stay in the shadows. I’ll keep everyone updated!

Today’s is the day , Matthew!!!!!!

I figured it out lil Bro……

You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!

I mean look at the set up….
Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?

Yep,
Someone has been prepping you for a nice
evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
the fireplace tonight.

Just remember one thing…..
I have heard that if you don’t lubricate your asshole,
you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.
Merry Christmas Matthew….

Tell your mom to stay at home, I’m not interested, Junior.

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mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
————-
"I’m not a professional, I’m an artist."

"The more I learn the more I’m killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it’s merely a social construct that doesn’t really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won’t jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it’s time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they’re just born with a soul. *snicker*…yeah, like they’re just givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling…everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess."

"There’s a difference between ‘bad’ and ‘so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds’."

"How sad that you’re such a poor judge of style that you can’t even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You’re sure? Awww, gee…that’s too bad…for YOU!" `, )

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SWG wrote:

YOUR TEETH CHATTER WHEN YOU THINK OF A LARGE COCK!!!