Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Poor gerbil …

"Khee Mao" wrote in message

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

thanks in advance.

"Khee Mao" wrote in message

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

It’s been years since we had a Gerbil thread here!
Let’s see where this one goes
Stephane

On Fri, 3 Sep 2004 13:17:59 -0700, "Khee Mao"
found these unused words floating about:

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

I think the best you’ll find is of him (them) pouring Heinz 57 Sauce over it while roasting. Gerbils are conservative animals.

"Stephan" wrote:

It’s been years since we had a Gerbil thread here!
Let’s see where this one goes

Thanks to Richard Gere, I think that we all know where the Gerbil goes.

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"Khee Mao" wrote in message

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

thanks in advance.

if you could incorporate one of Kerry’s NASA visit pics, that’d be cool…

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Gerbils are conservative animals.

Oh! That explains so much …

So, if a gerbil contracts Rabies, that must be what is meant by a "compassionate conservative". Gerbils with Rabies are like the current administration. What an odd yet compelling image of Republican leadership. I was sure that those critters were some member of Rodentia, thanks for clearing it up.

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"Khee Mao" wrote:

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Given the high cost of health care, I can imagine why he’d choose to do that rather than risk a vet bill.

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Khee Mao wrote:

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Would a gerbil choking on a pretzel do?
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Khee Mao wrote:

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Would a gerbil choking on a pretzel do?

With or without rabies?

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On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 23:50:46 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Gerbils are conservative animals.

Oh! That explains so much …

So, if a gerbil contracts Rabies, that must be what is meant by a "compassionate conservative". Gerbils with Rabies are like the current administration. What an odd yet compelling image of Republican leadership. I was sure that those critters were some member of Rodentia, thanks for clearing it up.

The Doormouse

Time for you to go back in the teapot and have a little tempest?

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Time for you to go back in the teapot and have a little tempest?

Hey, four more years of incompetence by Bush, and you’ll wish that you could crawl in that teapot WITH me.

Did you know that some protestors are being held by NYPD longer than 24 hours without cause? That is a violation of the protestor’s rights and against NYPD policy. You cannot just "round up the usual suspects" and hold them indefinately – well, Mr. Bush can (Guantanemo), but in New York? How did this happen?

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Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

"J. A. Mc." wrote in message

On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 23:50:46 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Gerbils are conservative animals.

Oh! That explains so much …

So, if a gerbil contracts Rabies, that must be what is meant by a "compassionate conservative". Gerbils with Rabies are like the current administration. What an odd yet compelling image of Republican leadership. I was sure that those critters were some member of Rodentia, thanks for clearing it up.

The Doormouse

Time for you to go back in the teapot and have a little tempest?

"Jerry McG" wrote:

Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

The Gerbils would like you to think so, anyways.

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On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 23:50:46 GMT, The Doormouse
wrote:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Gerbils are conservative animals.

Oh! That explains so much …

So, if a gerbil contracts Rabies, that must be what is meant by a "compassionate conservative". Gerbils with Rabies are like the current administration. What an odd yet compelling image of Republican leadership. I was sure that those critters were some member of Rodentia, thanks for clearing it up.

Hey, stop dissing the rodents – they’re nice animals 🙂

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Hecate wrote:

Hey, stop dissing the rodents – they’re nice animals 🙂

🙂

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"Jerry McG" wrote in message

Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

They probably cheated again these rats.

Stephane

On Sat, 04 Sep 2004 16:27:44 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Time for you to go back in the teapot and have a little tempest?

Hey, four more years of incompetence by Bush, and you’ll wish that you could crawl in that teapot WITH me.

Did you know that some protestors are being held by NYPD longer than 24 hours without cause?

You mean kicking police isn’t cause … furnishing dfalse identification isn’t cause?

Remember all this protest violence is from those who are for "peace at any cost" the classic oxymoron.

Narh … don’t want any part of your teapot – hiding like that is what got us into the mess in the first place … from a pres too busy sucking up and off.

Your type of ‘competence’ means rolling onto your back and spread eagle, Chamberlain style.

On Sat, 04 Sep 2004 23:13:31 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

"Jerry McG" wrote:

Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

The Gerbils would like you to think so, anyways.

Bzzzzzzzt !!!!

Poll conducted by the liberal Kerry kissing press …

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:30:49 GMT, "Stephan" found these unused words floating about:

"Jerry McG" wrote in message

Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

They probably cheated again these rats.

Now you’re calling your liberal controlled press "rats’ and ‘cheaters’ … my how quick you turn on your own!

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:19:21 GMT, The Doormouse found
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Hecate wrote:

Hey, stop dissing the rodents – they’re nice animals 🙂

🙂

The Doormouse

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Nice of you to ‘give’ us this "permission", it’s obvious we’ve ‘reached’ you!

J. A. Mc. wrote:

You mean kicking police isn’t cause … furnishing dfalse identification isn’t cause?

Every one of those people kicked a cop or provided false ID?

Many of those people have not been processed yet – NYPD doesn’t KNOW what they did, just that they where picked up, and that’s the problem.

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J. A. Mc. wrote:

Nice of you to ‘give’ us this "permission", it’s obvious we’ve ‘reached’ you!

Usenet != email

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in article , J. A. Mc. at
wrote on 09/05/2004 8:21 AM:

The Doormouse cannot be reached by e-mail without her permission.
Nice of you to ‘give’ us this "permission", it’s obvious we’ve ‘reached’ you!

What a f-ing newbie, you don’t even know the difference between a newsgroup message and an email message.

hahahahaha.

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 16:20:55 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Nice of you to ‘give’ us this "permission", it’s obvious we’ve ‘reached’ you!

Usenet != email

The Doormouse

Plink … note the quotes around "reached" … <G>

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 16:18:57 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

You mean kicking police isn’t cause … furnishing dfalse identification isn’t cause?

Every one of those people kicked a cop or provided false ID?
Many of those people have not been processed yet – NYPD doesn’t KNOW what they did, just that they where picked up, and that’s the problem.

…. and of course, they’re being very cooperative, right? Whadda laugh!

in article , J. A. Mc. at
wrote on 09/05/2004 2:21 PM:

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 16:18:57 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

You mean kicking police isn’t cause … furnishing dfalse identification isn’t cause?

Every one of those people kicked a cop or provided false ID?
Many of those people have not been processed yet – NYPD doesn’t KNOW what they did, just that they where picked up, and that’s the problem.

… and of course, they’re being very cooperative, right? Whadda laugh!

And of course, the NYPD did not hit them while they were arresting them, right?

What a fool you are.

Now myself, I prefer the pictures of John "Effing" Kerry windsurfing. If figures that even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows, ‘eh? "Mike Russell" wrote in message

Khee Mao wrote:

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Would a gerbil choking on a pretzel do?
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"grumpster" wrote:

Now myself, I prefer the pictures of John "Effing" Kerry windsurfing. If figures that even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows, ‘eh?

Which do you prefer, a fool that will never change his mind even when presented with overwhelming evidence … oh wait, that could be YOU … or someone that will change his mind as the facts warrant?

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On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:35:54 GMT, The Doormouse found
these unused words floating about:

"grumpster" wrote:

Now myself, I prefer the pictures of John "Effing" Kerry windsurfing. If figures that even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows, ‘eh?

Which do you prefer, a fool that will never change his mind even when presented with overwhelming evidence … oh wait, that could be YOU … or someone that will change his mind as the facts warrant?

I’ll take the ‘fool’ who stays a well though out course of action based on facts available "at the time" rather than one who hasn’t a mind to "make up" but will blow in any direction, often simultaneously. Remember J FO K voterd FOR the action and was also ‘convinced’ that there were WMDs — at the same time as a decision HAD to be made.

Heinz sight is perfect.

Do you really want the UN to make US policy?

BTW, where are you putting the nuke dump for your state? J FO K has ‘guaranteed’ there’ll be no Yucca – it’s already IN your area, so where are YOU going to put your nuke trash for the next 20,000 years?

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Do you really want the UN to make US policy?

*shudder* No. The UN is a huge mistake.

BTW, where are you putting the nuke dump for your state? J FO K has ‘guaranteed’ there’ll be no Yucca – it’s already IN your area, so where are YOU going to put your nuke trash for the next 20,000 years?

Some types of radiation make plants grow. Eventually, some bright lad will discover Radionics and genetically modify a few plants to neutralize the fallout. Imagine a garden that grows faster than bamboo, and contains the same vitamins as some of the finest dietary supplements sold over the counter today.

That is one potential solution.

Another is shipping the trash to some backwater, like Iran, that might want to use the radiated soil in weapons reserach. Oh. Did I say weapons research? I meant to say, "nuclear medicine".

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The Doormouse wrote:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

Time for you to go back in the teapot and have a little tempest?

Hey, four more years of incompetence by Bush, and you’ll wish that you could crawl in that teapot WITH me.

LOLOLOL Here Here!!!
The Swifties stole what little bit of dignity the guy had left…..

And just wait til he doesn’t have anything to worry about in being re-elected…
We thought he was unavailable for personal responsibility or explaining his actions before,
sheesh we ain’t seen nothing yet.. Cheney and him will ride rough shot over the country with
impunity for the next four years..

And what about Iran and Kim Jung…. Bush has already used up his "1 free war" card with
the rest of the world..

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The Doormouse wrote:

J. A. Mc. wrote:

You mean kicking police isn’t cause … furnishing dfalse identification isn’t cause?

Every one of those people kicked a cop or provided false ID?
Many of those people have not been processed yet – NYPD doesn’t KNOW what they did, just that they where picked up, and that’s the problem.
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They are the most cagey bunch ever assembled….
They plastered Kerry’s people with the "BUSH BASHERS" line over and over before the Dem Convention… So the Dems didn’t go after Bush and then when the Rep Convention came around it was Let’s Carve That Sucker Up….

It’s all about defining people first, whether it’s true or not, plaster it out there and people will start buying it… cagey.

Great article on Cheney in this months Rolling Stone..
Great Guy….. NOT!

The Doormouse wrote:

"Jerry McG" wrote:

Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

The Gerbils would like you to think so, anyways.

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Another example of Defining People first…

Who is the highest rated news organization going??
FNC!! And FNC is the Republican News Network…
Not necessarily the Neo-Con Right Wing Network, but
definitely the Republican News Network..

J. A. Mc. wrote:

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:30:49 GMT, "Stephan" found these unused words floating about:

"Jerry McG" wrote in message

Posts and rants like this must be why the "Gerbils" are 12 points ahead in the latest polls!!

They probably cheated again these rats.

Now you’re calling your liberal controlled press "rats’ and ‘cheaters’ … my how quick you turn on your own!

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DING DING DING…. We have a winner..
A stubborn unwavering view in the face of overwelming
facts to the contrary is a very scarey thing….

The Rev. Jim Jones was unwavering too… Great leader.
The fact we have a president that’s proud to say that
Evolution doesn’t exist and that God told him to run for President is scary enough without the everything I do or have done is always correct jag..

The Doormouse wrote:

Which do you prefer, a fool that will never change his mind even when presented with overwhelming evidence … oh wait, that could be YOU … or someone that will change his mind as the facts warrant?

The Doormouse

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He doesn’t need a "free" anything. He can just take whatever he wants! Nobody seems to be stopping him!!

And what about Iran and Kim Jung…. Bush has already used up his "1 free war" card with the rest of the world..

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Nobody might be stopping him, but more importantly nobody is willing to help him.
(read, us..)

We can’t do this terrorist thing alone….. and the UN in utterly impotent in serious
world issues.

Scraphead wrote:

He doesn’t need a "free" anything. He can just take whatever he wants! Nobody seems to be stopping him!!

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I agree about that.
"RicSeyler" wrote in message Nobody might be stopping him, but more importantly nobody is willing to help him. (read, us..)

We can’t do this terrorist thing alone….. and the UN in utterly impotent in serious world issues.

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He doesn’t need a "free" anything. He can just take whatever he wants! Nobody seems to be stopping him!!

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Subject: Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
From: "Khee Mao"

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Ha Ha ..Photoshop it ..Imagine a Horse giving cpr to a gerbil

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Subject: Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
From: "Khee Mao"

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Ha Ha ..Photoshop it ..Imagine a Horse giving cpr to a gerbil

I was hoping one of the pros here would do it.

anyway, I found someone elsewhere to do it for me…turned out pretty good…now I have a program where I can do my own (not PhotoShop, its called Paint Shop or something).

anyway…you can see it here:

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/article/15113

Give himself the Hindlick Maneuver??

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Khee Mao wrote:

looking for an image of John Kerry giving CPR to a gerbil.

Would a gerbil choking on a pretzel do?
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