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People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

Well, Jeemanites. What’s up your craw?

Oh, ha ha. You’re a riot. And I suppose you think it’s really cool to tear other people’s posts apart in front of his friends for some kind of sick self-satisfaction. I hope you’re pleased with yourself, because you have ruined what could have been the best day of my life.

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

Well, Jeemanites. What’s up your craw?

Poop. Party Pooping.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

Well, Jeemanites. What’s up your craw?

Poop. Party Pooping.

Oh, ha ha. You’re a riot. And I suppose you think it’s really cool to tear other people’s posts apart in front of his friends for some kind of sick self-satisfaction. I hope you’re pleased with yourself, because you have ruined what could have been the best day of my life.

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

Well, Jeemanites. What’s up your craw?

Poop. Party Pooping.

Oh, ha ha. You’re a riot. And I suppose you think it’s really cool to tear other people’s posts apart in front of his friends for some kind of sick self-satisfaction. I hope you’re pleased with yourself, because you have ruined what could have been the best day of my life.

Good.

Why is it good that your rude remarks have ruined the best day of my life? Please explain, or I may feel it necessary to mark you off my potential friends list.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

Well, Jeemanites. What’s up your craw?

Poop. Party Pooping.

Oh, ha ha. You’re a riot. And I suppose you think it’s really cool to tear other people’s posts apart in front of his friends for some kind of sick self-satisfaction. I hope you’re pleased with yourself, because you have ruined what could have been the best day of my life.

Good.

Why is it good that your rude remarks have ruined the best day of my life? Please explain, or I may feel it necessary to mark you off my potential friends list.

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

Tell me, what is musturd? Is it an American version of crap?

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:17:35 +0100, Peter May
wrote:

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

Tell me, what is musturd? Is it an American version of crap?

its the yellow sticky stuff that i keep finding in my twin sons nappies.

hth.

In article ,
Wavy G wrote:

Why is it good that your rude remarks have ruined the best day of my life? Please explain, or I may feel it necessary to mark you off my potential friends list.

Why are you so sure?

rocky wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:17:35 +0100, Peter May
wrote:

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

Tell me, what is musturd? Is it an American version of crap?

its the yellow sticky stuff that i keep finding in my twin sons nappies.

hth.

As I thought, it is like the rest of the posting.

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple,

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose.

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

Wavy G wrote in
news::

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals

any

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple,

yet

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose.

I

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as

I

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

style

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

threw

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

MADE

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

thats is the a very good combination but i thought you was going to blow my mind with ingreadient mixing and such,

i shoudl have known when i read better then Dennys,

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "headkase is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote in
news::

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals

any

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple,

yet

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose.

I

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as

I

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

style

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

threw

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

MADE

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

thats is the a very good combination but i thought you was going to blow my mind with ingreadient mixing and such,

Of course! That was the beauty of this sandwich. It took no inginuity at all. It was just a few scraps I found in the fridge–your basic sandwich ingredients. But it was better than any amalgamation of food I had ever previously concocted.

i shoudl have known when i read better then Dennys,

Hmm?

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Steven Q. Perkoff is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "headkase is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote in
news::

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals

any

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple,

yet

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose.

I

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as

I

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

style

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

threw

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

MADE

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

thats is the a very good combination but i thought you was going to blow my mind with ingreadient mixing and such,

Of course! That was the beauty of this sandwich. It took no inginuity at all. It was just a few scraps I found in the fridge–your basic sandwich ingredients. But it was better than any amalgamation of food I had ever previously concocted.

Here’s a BETTER SANDWICH. I made it up about 2 years ago. You ever get those chicken strips from Arbys or Hardees or from the Deli in your grocery store? Ok you take those and you take them home. You get some bread, and put some barbacue sauce on the bread, you also put a slice of American cheese on there, you put the chicken strips on top of the cheese making sure to fit it all onto the sandwich to cover all spots of the bread yow know. Than you get another piece of bread and put a lil bit of bbq sauce on there, you put this into your pizza oven and cook it until the breat becomes toast.

This is the best sandwich ever.

Yeah, like anywon has a pizza oven in their home, Perkoff. OTOH, who *doesn’t* have a microwave? Pizza oven in your home, you say? Daddy a small business owner, is he, Perkoff? Your sandwich is merely a result of an unfeeling Capitalist regime. My sandwich is a product of, and a reflection of the people. The working people. The REAL people.
What’s my point, you ask? The point is: don’t tell the American people your sandwich is better than mine, when the American people CAN’T EVEN MAKE WON. Nice try, Perkoff (BTW, sorry about the cancer). Let ME make the sandwich posts around here from now on.

I WIN!!!@

i shoudl have known when i read better then Dennys,

Hmm?

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "headkase is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote in
news::

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals

any

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple,

yet

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose.

I

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as

I

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

style

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

threw

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

MADE

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

thats is the a very good combination but i thought you was going to blow my mind with ingreadient mixing and such,

Of course! That was the beauty of this sandwich. It took no inginuity at all. It was just a few scraps I found in the fridge–your basic sandwich ingredients. But it was better than any amalgamation of food I had ever previously concocted.

Here’s a BETTER SANDWICH. I made it up about 2 years ago. You ever get those chicken strips from Arbys or Hardees or from the Deli in your grocery store? Ok you take those and you take them home. You get some bread, and put some barbacue sauce on the bread, you also put a slice of American cheese on there, you put the chicken strips on top of the cheese making sure to fit it all onto the sandwich to cover all spots of the bread yow know. Than you get another piece of bread and put a lil bit of bbq sauce on there, you put this into your pizza oven and cook it until the breat becomes toast.

This is the best sandwich ever.

i shoudl have known when i read better then Dennys,

Hmm?

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

It’s SAMMMICH! S-A-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-I-C-H! WHAT IS YOU, IGNINT?

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "headkase is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote in
news::

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just

won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals

any

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And

yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple,

yet

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose.

I

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge,"

I

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

style

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

threw

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love,"

I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to

this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

MADE

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM

TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

thats is the a very good combination but i thought you was going to

my mind with ingreadient mixing and such,

Of course! That was the beauty of this sandwich. It took no inginuity at all. It was just a few scraps I found in the fridge–your basic sandwich ingredients. But it was better than any amalgamation of food

had ever previously concocted.

i shoudl have known when i read better then Dennys,

Hmm?

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Adie is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just

won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which

"Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And

yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so

so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I

hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to

didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge,"

call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette

bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers),

it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and

seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love,"

I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to

this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I

WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND

AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM

TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Well done, you invented the cheese and ham sandwich!!

Well, Jeemanites. What’s up your craw?

Poop. Party Pooping.

Oh, ha ha. You’re a riot. And I suppose you think it’s really cool to tear other people’s posts apart in front of his friends for some kind

sick self-satisfaction. I hope you’re pleased with yourself, because you have ruined what could have been the best day of my life.

Good.

Why is it good that your rude remarks have ruined the best day of my life? Please explain, or I may feel it necessary to mark you off my potential friends list.

Wavy G …

People of this discussion forum, I have some news for you. I just had won of the most delicious sandwiches I’ve ever had–won which rivals any "Denny’s" restaurant establishment to which I have ever been. And but yet, (here’s the exciting part) I made it myself! It was so simple, yet so perfect. It started out looking pretty grim this morning. I was hungry, and had very little in the line of food from which to choose. I didn’t know what to do. I looked in my refrigerator, (or "fridge," as I call it) and found some ham, some cheese, a small loaf of baguette style bread (called a "Hoagie Roll" by the uncouth bread manufacturers), threw it together and slammed it in the microwave for won minute and twenty seconds. And with a little mayo, a little musturd, and very little expectations, (I would have normally said "and with a little love," but I was not in that frame of mind this morning), I prepared myself to eat this less-than-stellar concoction on bread. But then…I took won bite…WON BITE…AND I WAS IN HEAVEN. YUMM! DELICIOUS!!!!!11 I MADE WON OF THE BEST SANDWICHES OF ALL TIME, WITH JUST SOME HAM AND CHEESE AND A FEW GIGGAHERTZ OF RADIO WAVES. DELICIOUSSO, I AM SO HAPPY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1 YUM YUMMY YUM YUMM TUM TUM TOOTOO TEETEE POOPY POOP POOP!!!! The Sandwich God hath blessed me today. This is the best day of my life. I love you all.

Wavy G.

they let you in denny’s?

Wavy G wrote:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/100315.jpg

(sorry, I get a newsserver error crossposting to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk)

Best regards, 🙂
Bob

Why is it good that your rude remarks have ruined the best day of my life? Please explain, or I may feel it necessary to mark you off my potential friends list.

*rasp*

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

You’re being serious, aren’t you?

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

Any help would be appreciated.

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

You’re being serious, aren’t you?

Admittedly, yes. Now please answer my question.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

You’re being serious, aren’t you?

Admittedly, yes. Now please answer my question.

Apparently it hasn’t caught on in California yet? (Luckily for you, LOL.)

I can’t find a sound clip, but here is a similar discussion which somewhat explains its origin/meaning:

http://www.fordpower.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-89908.ht ml
According to these posters, if you think "GIT-R-DONE" is funny, then you will enjoy "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" (which explains why it’s popular here in the "sticks," LOL.)

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

Any help would be appreciated.

OK, get a haircut, LOL?

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

You’re being serious, aren’t you?

Admittedly, yes. Now please answer my question.

Apparently it hasn’t caught on in California yet? (Luckily for you, LOL.)

I can’t find a sound clip, but here is a similar discussion which somewhat explains its origin/meaning:

http://www.fordpower.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-89908.ht ml
According to these posters, if you think "GIT-R-DONE" is funny, then you will enjoy "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" (which explains why it’s popular here in the "sticks," LOL.)

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

But your observation wasn’t funny either, and unlike the "Git’r done" thing, I actually do get the joke (such as it is). So, where’s the funny? I ask you.

Any help would be appreciated.

OK, get a haircut, LOL?

I got a haircut, three weeks ago. My hair is now just above shoulder length, and layered. Quite healthy looking, as numerous friends and acquaintances have commented. Which means they thought it looked like shit before, but didn’t want to say anything.

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

You’re being serious, aren’t you?

Admittedly, yes. Now please answer my question.

Apparently it hasn’t caught on in California yet? (Luckily for you, LOL.)

I can’t find a sound clip, but here is a similar discussion which somewhat explains its origin/meaning:

http://www.fordpower.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-89908.ht ml
According to these posters, if you think "GIT-R-DONE" is funny, then you will enjoy "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour" (which explains why it’s popular here in the "sticks," LOL.)

I don’t suppose I could trouble you to tell me exactly which comedian or comic actor actually says this thing, and on what show? And don’t tell me it’s in the link, because I don’t read links. TIA.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

But your observation wasn’t funny either, and unlike the "Git’r done" thing, I actually do get the joke (such as it is). So, where’s the funny? I ask you.

Hmm…I guess simply saying "Git’r Done" as a mockery of the general public saying "Git’r Done" all the time, (which they say ALL THE TIME now, believe me on this), because they heard it on tv, wouldn’t be too funny to somewon who couldn’t relate, as he’s never heard anywon say "Git’r done" before.

Have you ever heard anywon use the "Rick James" line before?

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

But your observation wasn’t funny either, and unlike the "Git’r done" thing, I actually do get the joke (such as it is). So, where’s the funny? I ask you.

Hmm…I guess simply saying "Git’r Done" as a mockery of the general public saying "Git’r Done" all the time, (which they say ALL THE TIME now, believe me on this), because they heard it on tv, wouldn’t be too funny to somewon who couldn’t relate, as he’s never heard anywon say "Git’r done" before.

Have you ever heard anywon use the "Rick James" line before?

Oh, gosh no, Wavy G. We don’t have cable here in Los Angeles, California. Thus, no references to the Chapelle show have any meaning to us out here, whatsoever. It all makes sense now. Jesus Galumping Christ.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

But your observation wasn’t funny either, and unlike the "Git’r done" thing, I actually do get the joke (such as it is). So, where’s the funny? I ask you.

Hmm…I guess simply saying "Git’r Done" as a mockery of the general public saying "Git’r Done" all the time, (which they say ALL THE TIME now, believe me on this), because they heard it on tv, wouldn’t be too funny to somewon who couldn’t relate, as he’s never heard anywon say "Git’r done" before.

Have you ever heard anywon use the "Rick James" line before?

Oh, gosh no, Wavy G. We don’t have cable here in Los Angeles, California. Thus, no references to the Chapelle show have any meaning to us out here, whatsoever. It all makes sense now. Jesus Galumping Christ.

You don’t have cable out there? Wow, maybe it’s about time you called somebody to get out there and "GIT-R-DOOONNNNNNNNE!!!@" LOL LOL LOL!!@!@@!!!?

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

But your observation wasn’t funny either, and unlike the "Git’r done" thing, I actually do get the joke (such as it is). So, where’s the funny? I ask you.

Hmm…I guess simply saying "Git’r Done" as a mockery of the general public saying "Git’r Done" all the time, (which they say ALL THE TIME now, believe me on this), because they heard it on tv, wouldn’t be too funny to somewon who couldn’t relate, as he’s never heard anywon say "Git’r done" before.

Have you ever heard anywon use the "Rick James" line before?

Oh, gosh no, Wavy G. We don’t have cable here in Los Angeles, California. Thus, no references to the Chapelle show have any meaning to us out here, whatsoever. It all makes sense now. Jesus Galumping Christ.

You don’t have cable out there? Wow, maybe it’s about time you called somebody to get out there and "GIT-R-DOOONNNNNNNNE!!!@" LOL LOL LOL!!@!@@!!!?

Oh, OK. So the deal is, you have to wait until somebody gives you an "opening" where you can say it in context. I guess that could be kind of funny in the right hands (i.e., not yours), but you were making it sound like something that you could just blurt out, apropos of nothing. I think I get it now (still not really that funny, though).

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Russell B is a Big Fat Idiot":

Despite all his or her rage, zxcvbob is still just a
rat in a cage:

Russell B wrote:

Despite all his or her rage, Wavy G is still just
a rat in a cage:

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

This just isn’t striking me as funny. Maybe I’m not pronouncing it right? How exactly do you say it? Can you post a link to some WAV files or something?

How many ways can you pronounce, "I’M RICK JAMES’ BITCH!"? (I moved the comma up and to the left just a little, because I think that’s what Wavy probably meant)

See what I mean? Bob’s post just barely qualifies as funny, yet it is still funnier than "GIT’R DONE"–at least the way I’m pronouncing it (like "get her done," but in a hick accent).

That’s exactly what it is. The point is, everywon says it now, because some hick comedian said it (or, apparently, says it a lot) on tv. It is very much NOT funny, but for some reason, is now quoted constantly. I was simply making an observation about our society.

But your observation wasn’t funny either, and unlike the "Git’r done" thing, I actually do get the joke (such as it is). So, where’s the funny? I ask you.

Hmm…I guess simply saying "Git’r Done" as a mockery of the general public saying "Git’r Done" all the time, (which they say ALL THE TIME now, believe me on this), because they heard it on tv, wouldn’t be too funny to somewon who couldn’t relate, as he’s never heard anywon say "Git’r done" before.

Have you ever heard anywon use the "Rick James" line before?

Oh, gosh no, Wavy G. We don’t have cable here in Los Angeles, California. Thus, no references to the Chapelle show have any meaning to us out here, whatsoever. It all makes sense now. Jesus Galumping Christ.

You don’t have cable out there? Wow, maybe it’s about time you called somebody to get out there and "GIT-R-DOOONNNNNNNNE!!!@" LOL LOL LOL!!@!@@!!!?

Oh, OK. So the deal is, you have to wait until somebody gives you an "opening" where you can say it in context. I guess that could be kind of funny in the right hands (i.e., not yours), but you were making it sound like something that you could just blurt out, apropos of nothing. I think I get it now (still not really that funny, though).

Yeah, you’re probly right. OK, so should we talk about something else now, or what?

You can start by not talking about TV, baby.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

You can start by not talking about TV, baby.

What, you don’t have a tv?

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

You can start by not talking about TV, baby.

What, you don’t have a tv?

Oh, I have a tv, but I don’t watch it much, baby.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

You can start by not talking about TV, baby.

What, you don’t have a tv?

Oh, I have a tv, but I don’t watch it much, baby.

What do you do with it then, if you don’t watch it?

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

You can start by not talking about TV, baby.

What, you don’t have a tv?

Oh, I have a tv, but I don’t watch it much, baby.

What do you do with it then, if you don’t watch it?

I don’t do anything with it, baby.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "pinch is a Big Fat Idiot":

You can start by not talking about TV, baby.

What, you don’t have a tv?

Oh, I have a tv, but I don’t watch it much, baby.

What do you do with it then, if you don’t watch it?

I don’t do anything with it, baby.

OK girlie, what gives?

Wavy G explanifiedt:

Der iz uh book toots "pinch be uh Fat Idjiot":

Ya cannuh dooz it by talkin bouts VD, booby.

Watcha, aint gotcha ya uh vd?

Uhhh, I haff tv, I jest aint watchin it much, boobie.

Watcha do wit it, if ya aint watchin it?

I ain’t do not nothin wit it, magical hunky dory diddles.

OK hunk, what gives?

Duhh!

"pinch" mystified:
Wavy G pondered:

Wavy G explanifiedt:

Der iz uh book toots "pinch be uh Fat Idjiot":

Ya cannuh dooz it by talkin bouts VD, booby.

Watcha, aint gotcha ya uh vd?

Uhhh, I haff tv, I jest aint watchin it much, boobie.

Watcha do wit it, if ya aint watchin it?

I ain’t do not nothin wit it, magical hunky dory diddles.

OK hunk, what gives?

I don’t understand your question, rabid.

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Jim Carlock is a Big Fat Idiot":

Duhh!

"pinch" mystified:
Wavy G pondered:

Wavy G explanifiedt:

Der iz uh book toots "pinch be uh Fat Idjiot":

Ya cannuh dooz it by talkin bouts VD, booby.

Watcha, aint gotcha ya uh vd?

Uhhh, I haff tv, I jest aint watchin it much, boobie.

Watcha do wit it, if ya aint watchin it?

I ain’t do not nothin wit it, magical hunky dory diddles.

OK hunk, what gives?

I don’t understand your question, rabid.

LOL, that’s a good schtick.

In article ,
Wavy G wrote:

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Jim Carlock is a Big Fat Idiot":

Duhh!

"pinch" mystified:
Wavy G pondered:

Wavy G explanifiedt:

Der iz uh book toots "pinch be uh Fat Idjiot":

Ya cannuh dooz it by talkin bouts VD, booby.

Watcha, aint gotcha ya uh vd?

Uhhh, I haff tv, I jest aint watchin it much, boobie.

Watcha do wit it, if ya aint watchin it?

I ain’t do not nothin wit it, magical hunky dory diddles.

OK hunk, what gives?

I don’t understand your question, rabid.

LOL, that’s a good schtick.

He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom.

Have you ever heard anywon use the "Rick James" line before? If so, you’d understand.

HA HA HA–"GIT’R DONE"! HAHAHAA HA HAA.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE i SAW SOMEWON ON TELEVISION SAYING IT, NOW I AM SAYING IT TOO, SO IT’S FUNNY. "GIT’R DONE"! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD. SEE, I CAN SLIP INTO A REGULAR CONVERSATION. WHEN YOU THINK I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CIVIL OR SENSIBLE, I’LL SUDDENLY CHANGE MY VOICE TO A RASPY COUNTRY-GUY VOICE AND GO, "GIT’R DOONNNNNNE!" tHAT’LL CRACK THE WHOLE ROOM UP.

HAHAHAHA–"GIT’R DONE!!" nOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY I CAN USE BESIDES, "I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel "Lady Chatterly is a Big Fat Idiot":

In article ,
Wavy G wrote:

Why is it good that your rude remarks have ruined the best day of my life? Please explain, or I may feel it necessary to mark you off my potential friends list.

Why are you so sure?

Well, now that you’ve snipped the entire conversation, I’m not any more.