Photoshopped Image The Broken Dildo

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Mar 30, 2005
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Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

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M
Michael
Mar 30, 2005
No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

Self-portrait?
FM
Flipper Mike
Mar 30, 2005
No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

Now shove it up your ass!

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
DN
Delta Nine
Mar 30, 2005
Michael wrote:
No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

Self-portrait?

Couldn’t be. The dildo, although broken, is still erect.


————–
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
– Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will come across your tongue.
– Jack White

I’m tellin’ ya D9, you can’t go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine. – T.D. Shadow
NN
No Name
Mar 30, 2005
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Delta Nine On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:07:46 GMT
this person wrote:

Michael wrote:
No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

Self-portrait?

Couldn’t be. The dildo, although broken, is still erect.

Since you can’t resisit the urge or responding to "EVERY" single thread I start, you are forcing me to report your abusive behavior.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
SW
Steven Wandy
Mar 31, 2005
Now shove it up your ass!
But it’s broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FM
Flipper Mike
Mar 31, 2005
No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Delta Nine On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:07:46 GMT
this person wrote:

Michael wrote:

No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

Self-portrait?

Couldn’t be. The dildo, although broken, is still erect.

Since you can’t resisit the urge or responding to "EVERY" single thread I start, you are forcing me to report your abusive behavior.

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Hey noname-perkoff, shove it up Wavy’s ass. FM…
Yes, again!
—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
NN
No Name
Mar 31, 2005
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Steven Wandy" On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:12:15 GMT this person wrote:

Now shove it up your ass!
But it’s broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are you replying to that said shove it up my ass? It must be someone I have in my kill file because I didn’t see the original message. Next time can you reply where it says who you are replying to? See how I have that thing up there and it says that I’m replying to you?

Thanks

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
DP
Des Perado
Mar 31, 2005
"No Name" wrote in message
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

How did your mother break it?
M
ministersteve
Mar 31, 2005
Des Perado wrote:
"No Name" wrote in message
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

How did your mother break it?

You understand, idiot, that just because someone photoshops a picture doesn’t mean that they actually took the picture and own the stuff in the picture.

Hopefully you’re just pretending to be a moron. Why would you do that though?

If it was an attempt at humor you failed.
DP
Des Perado
Mar 31, 2005
"No Brainstem" wrote in message

Hey No Brainstem,

Since you seem to have started reporting people whose comments upset you, maybe you should take the hint, and realise that most people seem to think you’re a clueless twat, which makes them want to say the things that seem to upset you (ie, the truth – it always hurts, right?). You would therefore be well advised to take your childish lunacy elsewhere, away from this NG, thus avoiding being further upset, and also avoiding wasting ISPs’ time by having to wade through your misplaced reports. I see today you’ve reported a couple of people, and I don’t see that the ISPs could possibly take action on either of the people you reported. It’s spam, pyramid schemes, stuff like that they are likely to action, not the sort of accurate and true statements about you that the people you reported have made. And to report someone for responding to every thread you start? LOL, what a wanker – and you have the absolute nerve to advise people on how to use the internet, shouting at them for top posting, etc, when it’s perfectly clear you have no clue how ISPs work, amongst other things that you patently have no clue about, eg, life.

Keep taking those nice calming tablets, and don’t forget your appointments with that nice man whose office has a lovely comfortable couch.

Oh, and by the way – report me all you like, frogbrain. news.individual.net stops being free today and I’m moving on, to a new news provider and a shiny new nick.
DP
Des Perado
Mar 31, 2005
wrote in message
How did your mother break it?

You understand, idiot, that just because someone photoshops a picture doesn’t mean that they actually took the picture and own the stuff in the picture.

NO! I am most grateful for your help here. I always thought that the licence agreement with PS stated that you had to own the material depicted in it. Wow, you are SOOOOOO clever, but mistaken, because I knew it was his dear old mum that owned the device.

Hopefully you’re just pretending to be a moron. Why would you do that though?
I respect you so very much that all I want to do is to be like you. You are a fine role model.

If it was an attempt at humor you failed.
Thanks for the feedback, but I don’t recall asking for opinions upon the quality of lack thereof in my postings.
L
Larry
Mar 31, 2005
If it was an attempt at humor you failed.

Made me laugh.
DN
Delta Nine
Mar 31, 2005
Des Perado wrote:
"No Brainstem" wrote in message


Hey No Brainstem,

Since you seem to have started reporting people whose comments upset you,

Not that it’ll make a lick of difference. Last time I checked insulting someone wasn’t against earthlink’s TOS

maybe you should take the hint, and realise that most people seem to think you’re a clueless twat, which makes them want to say the things that seem to upset you (ie, the truth – it always hurts, right?). You would therefore be well advised to take your childish lunacy elsewhere, away from this NG, thus avoiding being further upset,

He’s not upset, he’s just being a troll.

and also avoiding wasting ISPs’ time by having
to wade through your misplaced reports.

As if he cares about that. Hell, *I* barely care about that.

I see today you’ve reported a
couple of people, and I don’t see that the ISPs could possibly take action on either of the people you reported. It’s spam, pyramid schemes, stuff like that they are likely to action, not the sort of accurate and true statements about you that the people you reported have made. And to report someone for responding to every thread you start?

Which isn’t even true. I haven’t replied to a single post he’s made in a long time, I plonked him long ago (many times, actually, the fucker keeps changing his name). He, on the other hand, can’t seem to get enough of me. I guess I just have that effect on people 😉

LOL, what a wanker – and
you have the absolute nerve to advise people on how to use the internet, shouting at them for top posting, etc, when it’s perfectly clear you have no clue how ISPs work, amongst other things that you patently have no clue about, eg, life.

Keep taking those nice calming tablets,

Preferably a whole bottle at once. No wait, make that two bottles, just to be sure.

and don’t forget your appointments
with that nice man whose office has a lovely comfortable couch.

His shrink has long since thrown up his hands in frustration and proclaimed "he’s hopeless, I give up!"

Oh, and by the way – report me all you like, frogbrain. news.individual.net stops being free today and I’m moving on, to a new news provider and a shiny new nick.

A shiny nick? This I gotta see. 🙂

On one hand, I wanna say "right on" to your post. I mean I totally agree with everything you say. On the other hand, you might as well try telling Bush to tone down the nationalism a bit.


————–
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
– Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will come across your tongue.
– Jack White

I’m tellin’ ya D9, you can’t go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine. – T.D. Shadow
DN
Delta Nine
Mar 31, 2005
Des Perado wrote:
"No Name" wrote in message

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

How did your mother break it?

She let him borrow it.


————–
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
– Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will come across your tongue.
– Jack White

I’m tellin’ ya D9, you can’t go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine. – T.D. Shadow
T
Tacit
Mar 31, 2005
In article ,
No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

I see two problems:

1. The image has not been cleanly removed from the background; it looks like the background was knocked out using the Magic Wand, and as a result, the foreground’s edge has areas that are funky looking; and

2. If you actually break an object and then separate the pieces, you can see some of the inside of the object at the broken edge. This looks like a flat piece of paper that’s been cut, rather than a solid object that’s been broken.


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NN
No Name
Mar 31, 2005
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Delta Nine On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 13:36:07 GMT
this person wrote:

Which isn’t even true. I haven’t replied to a single post he’s made in a long time, I plonked him long ago (many times, actually, the fucker keeps changing his name). He, on the other hand, can’t seem to get enough of me. I guess I just have that effect on people 😉

I started this thread moron, you don’t see me responding to any threads you start. Threads you start get no responces from me or anyone else, boring people like yourself just don’t generate responces.

STFU you stupid pot head.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
NN
No Name
Mar 31, 2005
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Tacit
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 14:40:34 GMT this person wrote:

In article ,
No Name wrote:

Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

I see two problems:

1. The image has not been cleanly removed from the background; it looks like the background was knocked out using the Magic Wand, and as a result, the foreground’s edge has areas that are funky looking; and
2. If you actually break an object and then separate the pieces, you can see some of the inside of the object at the broken edge. This looks like a flat piece of paper that’s been cut, rather than a solid object that’s been broken.

3. you took time out of your life to evaluate it.

4. You ate a worm.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
FM
Flipper Mike
Mar 31, 2005
No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Steven Wandy" On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:12:15 GMT this person wrote:

Now shove it up your ass!

But it’s broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are you replying to that said shove it up my ass? It must be someone I have in my kill file because I didn’t see the original message. Next time can you reply where it says who you are replying to? See how I have that thing up there and it says that I’m replying to you?

Thanks

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

How about, shove it up your ass and I love you jerkoff! Now do you know?
SR
Steve Raznar
Mar 31, 2005
No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Delta Nine On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 13:36:07 GMT
this person wrote:

Which isn’t even true. I haven’t replied to a single post he’s made in a long time, I plonked him long ago (many times, actually, the fucker keeps changing his name). He, on the other hand, can’t seem to get enough of me. I guess I just have that effect on people 😉

I started this thread moron, you don’t see me responding to any threads you start. Threads you start get no responces from me or anyone else, boring people like yourself just don’t generate responces.

STFU you stupid pot head.

….and you my friend are a shit head!
—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
S
SCRUFF
Mar 31, 2005
"No Name" wrote in message
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/brokendildo.jpg

Is that the one your daddy used to spawn you?
BB
bugs bunny
Apr 1, 2005
YOURE A WACKO!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A NUT!

No Name (This is your internet alias.)

Mar 31, 1:16 pm (This is the time of the day that i was thinking about jerking off behind your ears slowly as your thought process clinked into some sort of analytical gear)

show options (We all have options, even in the headers!)

Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world, alt.drugs.pot, alt.fan.howard-stern, alt.graphics.photoshop (Why on earth do you post to all these groups?! just to get a rise? well i get a rise out of watching porn!)

From: No Name (well you know what rhymes with
n…blank and com?)

Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:16:34 GMT (inidication of the time zone) Local: Thurs, Mar 31 2005 1:16 pm (the date at which you posted) Subject: Re: Photoshopped Image The Broken Dildo (interesting idea but a dildo can be used for many things… even to illuminate a lack of intelligence)
Reply | Reply to Author (this is where one may find some sort of link to the author! | Forward | Print | Individual Message are usually boring | Show original message | Report Abuse only if you really need to.

"There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Tacit"-

On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 14:40:34 GMT this person wrote I likely reply with the name No Name to signify that i have No Name over and over again and any attempt by ANYONE to help me realize that i have no name will fail and result in me replying that i again have no name. It is becoming increasingly evident that no one has a name on the internet except for those that chose to percieve their own name as their own!
H
Hannah
Apr 1, 2005
"No Name" wrote in message
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Tacit
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

I see two problems:

3. you took time out of your life to evaluate it.

4. You ate a worm.

You see, someone bothers to give you a genuine piece of feedback and look what your response is. (BTW, it’s response, not responce as you seem to believe in another of your gem posts.)

Is it therefore not obvious why people detest you and just make fun of you?

H.
M
Michael
Apr 1, 2005
Hannah wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Tacit
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

I see two problems:

3. you took time out of your life to evaluate it.

4. You ate a worm.

You see, someone bothers to give you a genuine piece of feedback and look what your response is. (BTW, it’s response, not responce as you seem to believe in another of your gem posts.)

Is it therefore not obvious why people detest you and just make fun of you?

Hey. Watch it with the blanket attributions, Hannah.

I detest him and pointedly insult him.

H.
NN
No Name
Apr 1, 2005
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Hannah" On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 19:23:08 +0100 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Tacit
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

I see two problems:

3. you took time out of your life to evaluate it.

4. You ate a worm.

You see, someone bothers to give you a genuine piece of feedback and look what your response is. (BTW, it’s response, not responce as you seem to believe in another of your gem posts.)

Is it therefore not obvious why people detest you and just make fun of you?
H.

Becaue they lack a real life, and real things to worry about?

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
NN
No Name
Apr 2, 2005
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and No Name
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 22:09:51 GMT this person wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and "Hannah" On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 19:23:08 +0100 this person
wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message
There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Tacit
Let me know your thoughts on my latest photoshopped picture.

I see two problems:

3. you took time out of your life to evaluate it.

4. You ate a worm.

You see, someone bothers to give you a genuine piece of feedback and look what your response is. (BTW, it’s response, not responce as you seem to believe in another of your gem posts.)

Is it therefore not obvious why people detest you and just make fun of you?
H.

Becaue they lack a real life, and real things to worry about?

I forgot to mention that the pic was made to get the "Can’t Be Fucked With" joke out there, the pic wasn’t created to show you how good I am at photoshop, if I wanted you to know how good I am at photoshop I would have showed you my deer hunters from outerspace picture.

http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/deerhuntersfromouterspace.jp g

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

MacBook Pro 16” Mockups 🔥

– in 4 materials (clay versions included)

– 12 scenes

– 48 MacBook Pro 16″ mockups

– 6000 x 4500 px

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