Don’t Play Drunken Darts

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"Plonk"

Pete S.

www.derwentelec.clara.co.uk

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "Pete S." run.

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"Plonk"

What an asshole. You can’t show any more sympathy than that to a guy who just lost the use of an eye? Sure he might be kidding, but what if he isn’t?

Pete S.

www.derwentelec.clara.co.uk

"Wavy G" wrote in message

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "Pete S." run.

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"Plonk"

What an asshole. You can’t show any more sympathy than that to a guy who just lost the use of an eye? Sure he might be kidding, but what if he isn’t?

Then there are plenty of people around here who would gladly offer to poke one out for him.

Shaun aRe

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 14:41:48 GMT this person wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "Pete S." run.

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"Plonk"

What an asshole. You can’t show any more sympathy than that to a guy who just lost the use of an eye? Sure he might be kidding, but what if he isn’t?

I wish I was kidding. No Name, No right eye.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 14:41:48 GMT this person wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "Pete S." run.

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–
My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"Plonk"

What an asshole. You can’t show any more sympathy than that to a guy who just lost the use of an eye? Sure he might be kidding, but what if he isn’t?

I wish I was kidding. No Name, No right eye.

Yeah, and one brown eye! lol

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

"No Name" wrote in message

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

Sux to be you man!!.

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

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I’m really disappointed you shortened the story. I’m sure the longer version was even more fascinating. Call again when you lose the other eye.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and American Idle On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:13:19 -0700 this person wrote:

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–

I’m really disappointed you shortened the story. I’m sure the longer version was even more fascinating. Call again when you lose the other eye.

Hey thanks for replying, it was nice and all, but do you think you could reply again? This time please put a little effort into it, thanks.

Looking forward to reading what you write.

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and American Idle On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:28:36 -0700 this person wrote:

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 04:48:13 -0400, No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and American Idle On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:13:19 -0700 this person wrote:

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–

I’m really disappointed you shortened the story. I’m sure the longer version was even more fascinating. Call again when you lose the other eye.

Hey thanks for replying, it was nice and all, but do you think you could reply again? This time please put a little effort into it, thanks.

Looking forward to reading what you write.

So does that mean you lost the other eye?

Yeah like I said before, please put a little effort into your replies to me, I’m looking for entertainment, not stuff that it doesn’t matter weather I read it or not.

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 04:48:13 -0400, No Name wrote:

There’s three things I hate. Girls, women and American Idle On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:13:19 -0700 this person wrote:

On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:20:00 -0400, No Name wrote:

I was playing drunken darts with my friends,one of my friends had the great idea to put an apple on my head and have me stand in front of the dart board, long story short, I just got back from the emergency room and I can no longer see out of my right eye.

—–

I’m really disappointed you shortened the story. I’m sure the longer version was even more fascinating. Call again when you lose the other eye.

Hey thanks for replying, it was nice and all, but do you think you could reply again? This time please put a little effort into it, thanks.

Looking forward to reading what you write.

So does that mean you lost the other eye?

he can have one of my dogs eyes