Re: Sick Stuff On Family Fued

Wavy G wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ "Robert" run.

But how do you protect your hands when ripping tissue off the roll? Think about it. The hand goes directly from wiping the feces ridden anus to the roll.

You know something that has always "bugged" me? People always say, when showering, always wash your face first, and your buttocks (pardon my vulgarity, ladies) last. The problem in this thinking is that, if you wash your face first, and your buttocks last, then the next time you take a shower, the last thing the bar of soap touched was your ass! You are only making this problem worse, people!!

This is why I always wash my buttocks, and then my face. Good evening.

I solved that problem years ago! I have two bars of soap. One is labeled "Beauty", I use it for my face only. The bar of soap I use for my ass, is labeled No Name. Works for me! FM…

"Invison Board Nazi" wrote in message

Mich wrote:

"No Name" wrote in message

This lady goes up to answer the question and shakes hands with the lady from the other team. She got the number one answer and went

back

and high fived her own teammate with the same hand she just shook

with

the other lady. You see what I mean? Next thing you know the lady she high fived will shake someones hand and that person will go and shake someone elses hand, than they’ll go poop stick finger through paper on accident and forget to wash hands than shake hands with someone else.

GERMS MAN GERMS

I wash the doorknob before I tough it, I flush the toilet with my feet, I take toilet paper and use it to turn on the sink so my hand doesn’t touch it, I don’t use towels or sponges those things are

germ

cities.

You people that don’t live like me are full of germs. HOW SICK!!

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don’t even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it’s Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

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I did not know you posted under the No Name handle.
Look at that a post from Howard Stern !

Tell Beth I said hi !

Mich…

BUMPED AND ALT.TV.GAME-SHOWS ADDED TO POST FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF ZACH HORAN TO READ AND BELIEVE! AFTER ZACH TYPES A POST, HE MASTURBATES TO IT, HIS KEYBOARD PROVES IT!!!