Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Bear" has struck out.
"raven1" wrote
: "betty-whacksit" wrote:
:
: >I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : >downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
: >anybody help me???
:
: You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.
This prank might have been funny, but if she is not smart enough to stick a disc in and click "Install," what makes you think she will be able to get to a DOS prompt?
OUCH!
—
Muuuuum, can we keep it, pleeeeeease?
I know it puked in the kitchen and
did wees on the carpet and
did a big poo in the lounge and
bit a hole in your handbag and
scratched all the wallpaper and
dug up all your flowers and
dribbles and smells all the time and
basically doesn’t know his base from his apex
but he’s so *funny*,
and when you scratch his tummy *here* his little leg
goes *really fast like this*
–"Jade," in alt.fan.pratchet, infers that I am basically Usenet’s new puppy.