Can’t we all just get along?

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I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

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Gautham
May 14, 2005
If you aren’t smart enough to install/run Photoshop® (ignoring the "free software" aspect for now), you’re probably not smart enough to actually -use- Photoshop®. Then again, you probably had no intention of installing anything, bootleg or otherwise, troll.

My response to the topic would be, "no, we cannot."

G
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raven1
May 14, 2005
On Sat, 14 May 2005 00:02:48 GMT, "betty-whacksit" wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.
B
Bear
May 14, 2005
"raven1" wrote
: "betty-whacksit" wrote:
:
: >I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : >downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
: >anybody help me???
:
: You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.

OUCH!


Bear
a/a #1422

And I know it
B
Bear
May 14, 2005
"betty-whacksit" wrote
:I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can : anybody help me???

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the
WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired
however; he is currently suing the WordPerfect
organization for termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee (now I know why they record these
conversations)

"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It’s a blank; it won’t accept anything when I
type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What’s a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"

"There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What’s a monitor?"

"It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks
like
a TV.

"Does it have a little light that tells you when
it’s
on?"

"I don’t know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see
that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it,
not
just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again
and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged
securely into the back of your computer."

"I can’t reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
lean
way over?"

"Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle; it’s because it’s dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can’t."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there’s a power failure."

"A power…….a power failure?…. Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it
back
to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I’m afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?"

"Tell them you’re too fucking stupid to own a
computer!"– Beara/a #1422And I know it
N
noone
May 14, 2005
In article ,
says…

[SNIP the troll and a cute WP story]

Excellent! Back in the "good ole days," WP help staff in Orem, UT/USA, were the best. While Adobe is still pretty good, by today’s standard, the WP folk were THE BEST! While this may have made the rounds of the Usenet, since it was ARPANET, I had not seen it. Thanks!!!!!!! Sounds like an AV file poking fun at "OnStar," the GM auto helpline, where the auto operator locks herslef into the auto, with the keys in the ignition. Done "straight," just as a recorded On Star conversation, it follows the same lines, and is a hoot.

Again, thanks for the laugh,
Hunt
EB
Excitable Boy
May 14, 2005
I’d love to hear the audio tape of this. This was funny even for a techno-dullard like myself.

"betty-whacksit" wrote
:I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can : anybody help me???

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the
WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired
however; he is currently suing the WordPerfect
organization for termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee (now I know why they record these
conversations)

"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It’s a blank; it won’t accept anything when I
type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What’s a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"

"There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What’s a monitor?"

"It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks
like
a TV.

"Does it have a little light that tells you when
it’s
on?"

"I don’t know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see
that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it,
not
just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again
and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged
securely into the back of your computer."

"I can’t reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
lean
way over?"

"Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle; it’s because it’s dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can’t."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there’s a power failure."

"A power…….a power failure?…. Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it
back
to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I’m afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?"

"Tell them you’re too fucking stupid to own a
computer!"– Beara/a #1422And I know it’s my own damn fault.
TM
The Magnificent Bastard
May 14, 2005
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"betty-whacksit" wrote
:I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can : anybody help me???

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

from the
WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired
however; he is currently suing the WordPerfect
organization for termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee (now I know why they record these
conversations)

"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It’s a blank; it won’t accept anything when I
type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What’s a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"

"There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What’s a monitor?"

"It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks
like
a TV.

"Does it have a little light that tells you when
it’s
on?"

"I don’t know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see
that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it,
not
just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again
and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged
securely into the back of your computer."

"I can’t reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
lean
way over?"

"Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle; it’s because it’s dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can’t."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there’s a power failure."

"A power…….a power failure?…. Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it
back
to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I’m afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?"

"Tell them you’re too fucking stupid to own a
computer!"– Beara/a #1422And I know it
TM
The Magnificent Bastard
May 14, 2005
On Sat, 14 May 2005 01:40:20 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Excitable Boy rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

I’d love to hear the audio tape of this. This was funny even for a techno-dullard like myself.

I’ll sell you the audio tape of it for $50.00.

Let me know.

"betty-whacksit" wrote
:I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can : anybody help me???

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the
WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired
however; he is currently suing the WordPerfect
organization for termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee (now I know why they record these
conversations)

"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It’s a blank; it won’t accept anything when I
type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What’s a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"

"There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What’s a monitor?"

"It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks
like
a TV.

"Does it have a little light that tells you when
it’s
on?"

"I don’t know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see
that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it,
not
just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again
and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged
securely into the back of your computer."

"I can’t reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
lean
way over?"

"Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle; it’s because it’s dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can’t."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there’s a power failure."

"A power…….a power failure?…. Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it
back
to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I’m afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?"

"Tell them you’re too fucking stupid to own a
computer!"– Beara/a #1422And I know it
DR
Dwight Rapper
May 14, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"betty-whacksit" On Sat, 14 May 2005
00:02:48 GMT this person wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my pictures http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif


My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic.
WG
Wavy G
May 14, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Bear" has struck out.

"raven1" wrote
: "betty-whacksit" wrote:
:
: >I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : >downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
: >anybody help me???
:
: You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.

This prank might have been funny, but if she is not smart enough to stick a disc in and click "Install," what makes you think she will be able to get to a DOS prompt?

OUCH!


Muuuuum, can we keep it, pleeeeeease?

I know it puked in the kitchen and
did wees on the carpet and
did a big poo in the lounge and
bit a hole in your handbag and
scratched all the wallpaper and
dug up all your flowers and
dribbles and smells all the time and
basically doesn’t know his base from his apex

but he’s so *funny*,
and when you scratch his tummy *here* his little leg
goes *really fast like this*

–"Jade," in alt.fan.pratchet, infers that I am basically Usenet’s new puppy.
J
James
May 14, 2005
Wavy G wrote:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Bear" has struck out.

"raven1" wrote
: "betty-whacksit" wrote:
:
: >I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : >downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
: >anybody help me???
:
: You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.

This prank might have been funny, but if she is not smart enough to stick a disc in and click "Install," what makes you think she will be able to get to a DOS prompt?

Call it a Command Prompt and hope for the best.

For the record, deltree c: /y works much better.


James B, defeating birth control since 2000
aa #944

"Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies." -Friedrich Nietzsche
T
towelie
May 14, 2005
TV’s James wrote:
Wavy G wrote:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Bear" has struck out.

"raven1" wrote
"betty-whacksit" wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
anybody help me???

You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.

This prank might have been funny, but if she is not smart enough to stick a disc in and click "Install," what makes you think she will be able to get to a DOS prompt?

I was thinking the same thing.

Call it a Command Prompt and hope for the best.

If you’re using XP. I don’t recall 9x referring to it as a "command prompt."

For the record, deltree c: /y works much better.

Or format c:/u



Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. – Maynard James Keenan

The belief in the Christian god… is an appalling nightmare. I reject the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil creature who would create such a thing. – Anthony Flew, March 22, 2005 aa #2133
ap #19
M
Michael
May 14, 2005
betty-whacksit wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

Sure thing.

Just put your mouth here… no, open up and *taste* it, OK?… and hum The Battle-Hymn of The Republic slowly as I explain. Ehhh… nod up and down and do some swallowing exercises while you’re at it, huh? Ahhhhhhh….. OH! Mmmmnnnmmm….

See, it’s like this.

Law sez you need permission from the owners before you can do that, hun. Whatcha gotta do is write an email to: Oh, fuck! Where’s you learn to do *that*?

Tell ’em whatcha told us, and they’ll give you all the directions you need. Shit! Yeah, babe.. I’m almost there already!

Of course, they’ll give you directions to your nearest DA’s office… but (s)he probably has it installed on his/her own office machine, so you can use it there while you await your trial.

AHHRrnngghhg!!!!! (pant pant puff puff)

You wanna towel, hun?
M
Michael
May 14, 2005
towelie wrote:

TV’s James wrote:
Wavy G wrote:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Bear" has struck out.

"raven1" wrote
"betty-whacksit" wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of
photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
anybody help me???

You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.

This prank might have been funny, but if she is not smart enough to stick a disc in and click "Install," what makes you think she will be able to get to a DOS prompt?

I was thinking the same thing.

Call it a Command Prompt and hope for the best.

If you’re using XP. I don’t recall 9x referring to it as a "command prompt."

For the record, deltree c: /y works much better.

Or format c:/u

You people are seriously fucked up.

When someone begs this seriously for abuse, it’s up to those who hear the call to get somt fun of their *own* out of it.

(An’ if the only "fun of your own" y’all can come up with is "deltree c:/ y", I’d say you’ve got proper some livin’ an’ learnin’ to get on with… and you better git to it right quick, before yer gonads explode.)
R
rj
May 14, 2005
Dwight Rapper wrote in
news::

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"betty-whacksit" On Sat, 14 May 2005
00:02:48 GMT this person wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my pictures http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif

super hacker does himself in.

http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328

rj


"I’m an atheist, thank God." – Dave Allen
S
Sorhed
May 14, 2005
In the great debate about "Re: Can’t we all just get along?" in alt.atheism, raven1 catapaulted the
following boulder:
On Sat, 14 May 2005 00:02:48 GMT, "betty-whacksit" wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.
download wipe.exe from here:
http://www.microstorage.com/Harddriveinfo.htm
and run it. Totally effective every time.

David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
S
Scrufff
May 14, 2005
"Michael" wrote in message
You people are seriously fucked up.

When someone begs this seriously for abuse, it’s up to those who hear the call to get somt fun of their *own* out of it.

(An’ if the only "fun of your own" y’all can come up with is "deltree c:/ y", I’d say you’ve got proper some livin’ an’ learnin’ to get on with…
and
you better git to it right quick, before yer gonads explode.)

It’s interesting how you turned into a hillbilly as you were typing.
L
Liqscrotus
May 14, 2005
On 13 May 2005 17:15:12 -0700, "Gautham" wrote:
Then again, you probably had no intention
of installing anything, bootleg or otherwise, troll.

He was conning us? Sheesh, I was scowering the google for help sites for him. But I’m not going to let him make me look like a fool, so I’ll delete the website I spent all night creating for him.
C
Corey
May 14, 2005
Slice the CD into four equally sized pieces and place them in succession into your floppy drive.

Peadge 😀

"betty-whacksit" wrote in message
I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

R
Robin
May 14, 2005
"Dwight Rapper" wrote in message
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"betty-whacksit" On Sat, 14
May 2005
00:02:48 GMT this person wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I
downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
anybody help me???

The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint
Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my
pictures
http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif

Then you are not photoshopping your images; you are editing them.


My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic.
H
Hannah
May 14, 2005
"Dwight Rapper" wrote in message
The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my pictures

You Photoshop your pictures with Paintshop Pro. Right.

If that’s the case, then why do you have to drool your insane dribble all over this group? Go bother the PSP groups.

You’re a bigger donkey than I ever thought you were. I always suspected it, now you’ve just proved it.

I suppose you use Microsoft Word to Wordperfect all your letters. Do you use Lotus 123 when you need to do an Excel spreadsheet?
H
Hecate
May 14, 2005
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, "Bear"
wrote:

"Tell them you’re too fucking stupid to own a
computer!"– Beara/a #1422And I know it’s my own damn fault.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!



Hecate – The Real One

Fashion: Buying things you don’t need, with money
you don’t have, to impress people you don’t like…
HB
Hamilcar Baca
May 14, 2005
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/wordperf.htm
Claim: A fed-up computer tech support specialist finally tells a particularly frustrating customer she’s "too stupid to own a computer." Status: False.


Hamilcar Baca
www.deasucks.com
TM
The Magnificent Bastard
May 14, 2005
On Sat, 14 May 2005 14:40:32 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, Hamilcar Baca rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

It’s nothing more than an urban legend. I’m surprised that some people still think it’s true.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/wordperf.htm
Claim: A fed-up computer tech support specialist finally tells a particularly frustrating customer she’s "too stupid to own a computer." Status: False.


Magnificent Bastard Productions 2005
BC
Billy Crabs
May 14, 2005
"betty-whacksit" wrote in message
I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

What does the body of this post have to do with the subject and NO betty
we "can’t all get along" because I hate your smelly guts! Don’t even try with a come back because I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and stick to YOU!
R
remove2replytrashling
May 15, 2005
maybe rename windows to PhotoShop, then she doesn’t have to install pirated software
on here computer. diane

"Michael" wrote in message
towelie wrote:

TV’s James wrote:
Wavy G wrote:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Bear" has struck out.

"raven1" wrote
"betty-whacksit" wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of
photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
anybody help me???

You need to go into DOS and format c: to run it.

This prank might have been funny, but if she is not smart enough to stick a disc in and click "Install," what makes you think she will be able to get to a DOS prompt?

I was thinking the same thing.

Call it a Command Prompt and hope for the best.

If you’re using XP. I don’t recall 9x referring to it as a "command prompt."

For the record, deltree c: /y works much better.

Or format c:/u

You people are seriously fucked up.

When someone begs this seriously for abuse, it’s up to those who hear the call to get somt fun of their *own* out of it.

(An’ if the only "fun of your own" y’all can come up with is "deltree c:/ y", I’d say you’ve got proper some livin’ an’ learnin’ to get on with… and you better git to it right quick, before yer gonads explode.)
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Gautham
May 15, 2005
Dwight Rapper wrote:
The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my pictures http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif

You use Paint Shop Pro to Photoshop all your pictures?
UR
Uncle Remus
May 16, 2005
If everybody would smoke an entire coner of Red Dot
the world would become an instant ball of good Karma
and it would all be all good forever!
UR
Uncle Remus
May 16, 2005
I thought you got lost on the bus ride!
WG
Wavy G
May 16, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Robin" has struck out.

"Dwight Rapper" wrote in message
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"betty-whacksit" On Sat, 14
May 2005
00:02:48 GMT this person wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I
downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can
anybody help me???

The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint
Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my
pictures
http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif

Then you are not photoshopping your images; you are editing them.

"Editing"–"Photoshopping"…same thing. "Photoshop" has become a standardized term, like "Vaseline" or "Q-tip."


My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic.
WG
Wavy G
May 16, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Gautham" has struck out.

Dwight Rapper wrote:
The only help I can offer is to uninstall Photoshop and install Paint Shop Pro, that’s the program I use to photoshop all my pictures http://whiterap.spymac.net/dare.gif

You use Paint Shop Pro to Photoshop all your pictures?

Yeah, just like I use Ask Jeeves to Google web pages. What’s the big deal?
WG
Wavy G
May 16, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "The Magnificent Bastard" has struck out.

On Sat, 14 May 2005 01:40:20 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Excitable Boy rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

I’d love to hear the audio tape of this. This was funny even for a techno-dullard like myself.

I’ll sell you the audio tape of it for $50.00.

Let me know.

Nigger, PLEASE.

"betty-whacksit" wrote
:I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I : downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can : anybody help me???

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the
WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired
however; he is currently suing the WordPerfect
organization for termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee (now I know why they record these
conversations)

"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It’s a blank; it won’t accept anything when I
type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What’s a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"

"There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What’s a monitor?"

"It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks
like
a TV.

"Does it have a little light that tells you when
it’s
on?"

"I don’t know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see
that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it,
not
just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again
and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged
securely into the back of your computer."

"I can’t reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
lean
way over?"

"Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle; it’s because it’s dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can’t."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there’s a power failure."

"A power…….a power failure?…. Aha, Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it
back
to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I’m afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?"

"Tell them you’re too fucking stupid to own a
computer!"– Beara/a #1422And I know it’s my own damn fault.
UA
USENET ADMINISTRATOR
May 16, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.

"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.
C
candle
May 16, 2005
It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

candle
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Scotius
May 16, 2005
On Sat, 14 May 2005 00:02:48 GMT, "betty-whacksit" wrote:

I cannot figure out how to install this bootleg copy of photoshop I downloaded. And am going to need some assistance on how to run it also can anybody help me???

Don’t forget that it’s not like sticking in the legitimate CD. What you need to do is open the folder where you downloaded it to, and then click on the executable file that installs it. You’ll probably have had a "key generator" downloaded with it, or you’ll have a "cracked version".
WG
Wavy G
May 17, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "DAVIDHERO" has struck out.

On 13 May 2005 17:15:12 -0700, "Gautham" wrote:
Then again, you probably had no intention
of installing anything, bootleg or otherwise, troll.

He was conning us? Sheesh, I was scowering the google for help sites for him. But I’m not going to let him make me look like a fool, so I’ll delete the website I spent all night creating for him.

That’s just great. Won guy screws up, and you make the rest of us suffer because of it?
WG
Wavy G
May 18, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

candle
mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920
smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76
http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76
http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm
C
candle
May 19, 2005
It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

candle
mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920
smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76
http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76
http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm
A
Adie
May 19, 2005
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.
C
candle
May 19, 2005
It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

candle
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A
Adie
May 19, 2005
On Thu, 19 May 2005 19:44:59 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

No really, anything with Russ Alberry´s name on it is a troll. That´s a fact – well it should be.
C
candle
May 19, 2005
It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 19:44:59 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

No really, anything with Russ Alberry´s name on it is a troll. That´s a fact – well it should be.

Can we amend that by adding that anyone bitching their head off about the usefulness of nanau are also trolling, or just plain stupid?

candle
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A
Adie
May 19, 2005
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:52:10 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 19:44:59 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

No really, anything with Russ Alberry´s name on it is a troll. That´s a fact – well it should be.

Can we amend that by adding that anyone bitching their head off about the usefulness of nanau are also trolling, or just plain stupid?

Trolling, stupid, full of ghusto, not quite orientated.
C
candle
May 20, 2005
It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:52:10 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 19:44:59 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

No really, anything with Russ Alberry´s name on it is a troll. That´s a fact – well it should be.

Can we amend that by adding that anyone bitching their head off about the usefulness of nanau are also trolling, or just plain stupid?

Trolling, stupid, full of ghusto, not quite orientated.

See? You and I could clear up all of usenet’s problems in one fell swoop.

candle
mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920
smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76
http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76
http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm
WG
Wavy G
May 20, 2005
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:52:10 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 19:44:59 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

No really, anything with Russ Alberry´s name on it is a troll. That´s a fact – well it should be.

Can we amend that by adding that anyone bitching their head off about the usefulness of nanau are also trolling, or just plain stupid?

Trolling, stupid, full of ghusto, not quite orientated.

See? You and I could clear up all of usenet’s problems in one fell swoop.

And I could reuse all my old schticks again! Oh, fancy that.

candle
mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920
smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76
http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76
http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm
C
candle
May 20, 2005
It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "candle" has struck out.
It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:52:10 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 19:44:59 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Adie ‘s one more medicated peaceful moment:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 00:13:28 GMT, candle wrote:

It’s just Wavy G ‘s one more medicated peaceful
moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk–mighty "candle" has struck out.

It’s just USENET ADMINISTRATOR ‘s one more
medicated peaceful moment:
Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout…But there is no joy in alt.tv.real-world–mighty "Hamilcar Baca" has struck out.
"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message
On Fri, 13 May 2005 20:35:52 -0400, in alt.tv.real-world, Bear rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Follow this guy’s advice:
This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve heard of
in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired.

This is a true story

This is your first clue that the story really isn’t true.

"The WordPerfect "too stupid" tale is arguably the most well-loved stupid user tale of all time. This charming anecdote has been kicking around on the Internet since approximately 1996…"

ERROR: UPA137. Your quote-marks-within-quote-marks has caused a permanant fatal Usenet error and your post cannot be processed.

This is the beginning of the end, at least according to the gospel of st. bastard. I’m switching off to usenet two now and the league championship post game of fucktards united vs hell flame wars rovers.

Usenet Two? Are there any trolls there yet?

Atmospherics are still being stabilized. Three flooders suffocated before we figured out the mix was wrong…

Usenet Two /is/ the Troll.

Sure, and next you’ll be telling me that Al Gore *didn’t* invent the internet.

No really, anything with Russ Alberry´s name on it is a troll. That´s a fact – well it should be.

Can we amend that by adding that anyone bitching their head off about the usefulness of nanau are also trolling, or just plain stupid?

Trolling, stupid, full of ghusto, not quite orientated.

See? You and I could clear up all of usenet’s problems in one fell swoop.

And I could reuse all my old schticks again! Oh, fancy that.

by rule of averages, one out of three usenetizens are bound to have not seen it before.

*shrugs*

Do socks count as a *live* audience?

candle
mhm27x19 ICQ#34579920
smeeter #26 AIM:zantetsuken76
http://www.livejournal.com/users/nightmare76
http://www.geocities.com/alabama_candle/welcome.htm

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