One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!

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Jun 20, 2005
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Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

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Michael D
Jun 20, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "In The World Before Clayton, Primal Chaos Reigned!"
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:29:38 +1000 this person wrote:

STOP FUCKING NYM MORPHING AND STAY PLONKED YOU BRAIN DEAD FUCKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!

It’s ok for you to be a troll and troll me? Hypocrite, if you’re so against trolls why are you fucking trolling me? Get a life you stupid troll.

You’re the worst type of troll there is, the type of troll that trolls people by calling them trolls.

LEAVE ME ALONE


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
MD
Michael D
Jun 20, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and
"" On 19
Jun 2005 22:51:02 -0700 this person wrote:

Perhpaps your tooting your horn a bit too loudly?

"Failed to open the page
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif‘ because the server stopped responding."

Must be your crappy internet service, I’d offer you advice on fixing that, but the only real way to do that would be to upgrade to what the big boys use(cable internet instead of dial-up).


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
MD
Michael D
Jun 20, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Bad Wolf On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 06:55:15 +0100 this person
wrote:

In the great debate about "Re: One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, ""
catapaulted the following boulder:
Perhpaps your tooting your horn a bit too loudly?

"Failed to open the page
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif‘ because the server stopped responding."
You lucky sod.

I updated the picture so he flexes his arm more, so go back and check it out, it’s even better now than it was before.
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
MD
Michael D
Jun 20, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Bad Wolf On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 06:54:08 +0100 this person
wrote:

In the great debate about "One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, Michael D catapaulted the following
boulder:
I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?
No.

I could say the same about your negative attitude towards others who are entertaining.

No, you’re not getting preety good an not being a person with a negative attitude towards people that are entertaining.

See told you I could say the same thing about people who have a negative attitude towards those who are entertaining.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
CG
christopher.gateley
Jun 20, 2005
Perhpaps your tooting your horn a bit too loudly?

"Failed to open the page
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif‘ because the server stopped responding."
BW
Bad Wolf
Jun 20, 2005
In the great debate about "One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, Michael D catapaulted the following
boulder:
I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?
No.

Hi, I’m Steven P, and I’m an asshole.

David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
BW
Bad Wolf
Jun 20, 2005
In the great debate about "Re: One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, ""
catapaulted the following boulder:
Perhpaps your tooting your horn a bit too loudly?

"Failed to open the page
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif‘ because the server stopped responding."
You lucky sod.

David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
MD
Michael D
Jun 20, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "The_Rock" On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 03:02:00 -0400 this person
wrote:

another form of a virsus

You should get that checked out, if I had a virus that caused me to top post and not be able to use capital letters I’d be pretty upset.

NOOB.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
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cjfat
Jun 20, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

This guy’s as bad as Herc!

STOP FUCKING NYM MORPHING AND STAY PLONKED YOU BRAIN DEAD FUCKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!
TR
The_Rock
Jun 20, 2005
another form of a virsus

"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
BW
Bad Wolf
Jun 20, 2005
In the great debate about "Re: One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, Michael D catapaulted the following
boulder:
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Bad Wolf On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 06:54:08 +0100 this person
wrote:

In the great debate about "One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, Michael D catapaulted the following
boulder:
I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?
No.

I could say the same about your negative attitude towards others who are entertaining.

No, you’re not getting preety good an not being a person with a negative attitude towards people that are entertaining.

See told you I could say the same thing about people who have a negative attitude towards those who are entertaining.

Exactly how and when did I give the impression that I care?

David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
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Robibnikoff
Jun 20, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

——
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn’t burn people at the stake for disagreeing – Vic Sagerquist
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 20, 2005
Michael D wrote in alt.atheism

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Let’s see you put a giant penis in Hulk’s right palm. It looks like he’s jacking off anyway, so put your skills to the test! 🙂


Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 20, 2005
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Michael D wrote in message

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

Can you do better? Let’s see some of the animated gifs you’ve done!

I’m going to give Michael D, or whoever he is, a challenge…

Michael D, I need an animated gif of an airplane being assembled from a junkyard, as a tornado passes through it, to go along with an unfinished story I’m working on.

Are you up to the challenge?


Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
FM
Flipper Mike
Jun 20, 2005
Welcome to "PLONK" city. You will be with all your other imaginary friends, LL Cool Names, perkoff, crabs etc. FM…

Michael D wrote:

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
R
Robibnikoff
Jun 20, 2005
"Elroy Willis" wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Michael D wrote in message

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

Can you do better?

Absolutely 😉

Let’s see some of the animated gifs you’ve done!

You first.

——
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn’t burn people at the stake for disagreeing – Vic Sagerquist
MD
Michael D
Jun 20, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:45:30 GMT this person
wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism
Michael D wrote in message

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

Can you do better?

Absolutely 😉

Let’s see some of the animated gifs you’ve done!

You first.

You say you can do better, so let’s see you take the same challenge I made to Michael D.!

You did part of it a few years ago, iirc, don’t you remember?

I’ve already posted my photoshopped picture of Hulk Hogan. If you care to make it better or care to make your own version you think is better go right ahead and show me up.

I really do hope you’re good at photoshop, and I wouldn’t mind at all if you were better than me, I’d really love to see your photoshops.

So each time I post a photoshopped picture you can post a reply showing me your version of the picture showing me the way it should have been done in the first place.

Can’t wait to see your pictures man. This is gonna be fun, usually people just say stuff about my pictures, it’s gonna be cool having another guy to photoshop along side me.

Cheers mate, here’s to the start of our friendship.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 20, 2005
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism
Michael D wrote in message

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

Can you do better?

Absolutely 😉

Let’s see some of the animated gifs you’ve done!

You first.

You say you can do better, so let’s see you take the same challenge I made to Michael D.!

You did part of it a few years ago, iirc, don’t you remember?


Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
R
Robibnikoff
Jun 20, 2005
"Elroy Willis" wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism
Michael D wrote in message

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I
sat
around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

Can you do better?

Absolutely 😉

Let’s see some of the animated gifs you’ve done!

You first.

You say you can do better, so let’s see you take the same challenge I made to Michael D.!

Forget it. My spare time will be taken up by family, reading and painting 😉

You did part of it a few years ago, iirc, don’t you remember?

Of course, that was while I was still with Sony. As I recall, you didn’t care for it <sniff>

——
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn’t burn people at the stake for disagreeing – Vic Sagerquist
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 20, 2005
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism
Michael D wrote in message

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Bloody awful.

Can you do better?

Absolutely 😉

Let’s see some of the animated gifs you’ve done!

You first.

You say you can do better, so let’s see you take the same challenge I made to Michael D.!

Forget it. My spare time will be taken up by family, reading and painting 😉

Oh well…

You did part of it a few years ago, iirc, don’t you remember?

Of course, that was while I was still with Sony. As I recall, you didn’t care for it <sniff>

It wasn’t animated, iirc… It was better than I could do, I’ll give you that much, but not believable enough to use in my story…


Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
R
Robibnikoff
Jun 20, 2005
"Elroy Willis" wrote in message
Robibnikoff wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote in message

snip
You say you can do better, so let’s see you take the same challenge I made to Michael D.!

Forget it. My spare time will be taken up by family, reading and
painting
😉

Oh well…

You did part of it a few years ago, iirc, don’t you remember?

Of course, that was while I was still with Sony. As I recall, you
didn’t
care for it <sniff>

It wasn’t animated, iirc… It was better than I could do, I’ll give you that much, but not believable enough to use in my story…

Ah, that’s probably why you didn’t like it. Mine wasn’t animated, just a picture of a jet in the middle of a garbage dump. I think it’s still on my old Sony computer, which not resides at a sis-in-law’s house. —
——
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn’t burn people at the stake for disagreeing – Vic Sagerquist
CG
christopher.gateley
Jun 20, 2005
Yes, you being the expert… No, it more likely has to do with the fact that I’m in Japan.
My cable internet connection is fine, thank you.
CG
christopher.gateley
Jun 20, 2005
Maybe you already answered this elsewhere… But I’ll ask it again for curiosity’s sake:
Why do you think you’re entertaining?

I don’t know… Maybe I’m not reading carefully but you seem pretty annoying. And first impressions aren’t often wrong.
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wd
Jun 20, 2005
Forget it. My spare time will be taken up by family, reading and painting 😉
and replying to troll spam, dont forget that one.
FM
Flipper Mike
Jun 20, 2005
Elroy Willis wrote:

Michael D wrote in alt.atheism

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Let’s see you put a giant penis in Hulk’s right palm. It looks like he’s jacking off anyway, so put your skills to the test! 🙂

Please don’t encourage this jerkoff troll!
BR
b.roush
Jun 20, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

This is a complete work of art! I came out of lurk mode because it was just too hard to control my excitement! You aren’t getting pretty good, you’re AWESOME!!111 Do you have any tutorials or how to’s posted anywhere? I absolutely must learn your technique! I think you should change your sig to "I’m Michael D… Artist Extraordinare!!"
VS
Vic Sagerquist
Jun 20, 2005
On 19 Jun 2005, Michael D dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

I updated the picture so he flexes his arm more, so go back and check it out, it’s even better now than it was before.
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

Great. Now he appears to be jacking off.


Vic Sagerquist
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Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity…
Lovingly plonked by Roger Pearse
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Douglas Berry
Jun 20, 2005
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 01:38:06 -0400, Michael D drained
his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Bad Wolf On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 06:55:15 +0100 this person
wrote:

In the great debate about "Re: One Of My Best Photoshops EVER!" in alt.atheism, ""
catapaulted the following boulder:
Perhpaps your tooting your horn a bit too loudly?

"Failed to open the page
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif‘ because the server stopped responding."
You lucky sod.

I updated the picture so he flexes his arm more, so go back and check it out, it’s even better now than it was before.
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

You are a completely untalented sod. Really, that has to be one of the worst photoshops I’ve ever seen.

– The perspective is way off.

– You didn’t even try to adjust the lighting.

– The matting between Hulk Hogan and the rest of the picture is blatantly obvious.

Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

I wouldn’t bet money on that claim.


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when they do it from religious conviction."
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Ian Gooda
Jun 20, 2005
Find another hobby
"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
P
Peacenik
Jun 21, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

Uhhh…. why?
JB
John Baker
Jun 21, 2005
On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:26:34 +0800, "Peacenik" wrote:

"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

Uhhh…. why?

This moron can’t even get his graphics apps straight. I’ve been using Photoshop since Version 4. It doesn’t do animated .gifs.

MD
Michael D
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and John Baker On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:51:13 GMT this person wrote:

On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:26:34 +0800, "Peacenik" wrote:

"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

Uhhh…. why?

This moron can’t even get his graphics apps straight. I’ve been using Photoshop since Version 4. It doesn’t do animated .gifs.

You seem to be the moron that doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture is a general generic term for image manipulation. I could of used Gimpshop or Paintshop Pro or Animation Shop, it doesn’t matter what program I actually use, the term for the image manipulation is "photoshop" Do you ever hear a person say "I paint shop prod a picture"? No you don’t. Need me to teach you any other things that are common sense?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
MP
Mike Painter
Jun 21, 2005
Michael D wrote:
You seem to be the moron that doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture is a general generic term for image manipulation. I could of used Gimpshop or Paintshop Pro or Animation Shop, it doesn’t matter what program I actually use, the term for the image manipulation is "photoshop" Do you ever hear a person say "I paint shop prod a picture"? No you don’t. Need me to teach you any other things that are common sense?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

I’d like to see references for both statements.

I’ve heard people say they used photoshop but never heard the term applied in the manner you claim is common usage.

"I photoshop that picture." might make sense to you who claim you’re not retarde but use lines like "doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture "

"what that" mean?
MD
Michael D
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Mike Painter" On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:49:12 GMT this
person wrote:

"what that" mean?

Obviously that was a typo. Now don’t tell me you don’t know what a typo is?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
B
BTR1701
Jun 21, 2005
In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Mike Painter" On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:49:12 GMT this
person wrote:

"what that" mean?

Obviously that was a typo. Now don’t tell me you don’t know what a typo is?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Just a free hint: if you have to tell people your not retarded, you’ve already lost the argument.
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 21, 2005
Michael D wrote in alt.atheism

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis

Cheers mate, here’s to the start of our friendship.

After that intro, I think I might just have to plonk you!


Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 21, 2005
Flipper Mike ®³ wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote:
Michael D wrote in alt.atheism

Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

So I’m getting pretty good aren’t I?

Let’s see you put a giant penis in Hulk’s right palm. It looks like he’s jacking off anyway, so put your skills to the test! 🙂

Please don’t encourage this jerkoff troll!

I thought it might keep him occupied and away from usenet for a while… Oh well…


Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
S
Scruff
Jun 21, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
You seem to be the moron that doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture is a general generic term for image manipulation. I could of used Gimpshop ………
Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Yes, you are definitely using Gimpshop.
S
Scruff
Jun 21, 2005
"Mike Painter" wrote in message
Michael D wrote:
You seem to be the moron that doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture is a general generic term for image manipulation. I could of used Gimpshop or Paintshop Pro or Animation Shop, it doesn’t matter what program I actually use, the term for the image manipulation is "photoshop" Do you ever hear a person say "I paint shop prod a picture"? No you don’t. Need me to teach you any other things that are common sense?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

I’d like to see references for both statements.

I’ve heard people say they used photoshop but never heard the term applied in the manner you claim is common usage.

"I photoshop that picture." might make sense to you who claim you’re not retarde but use lines like "doesn’t understand what that saying
"photoshop"
a picture "

"what that" mean?
Dude, you are getting sucked in.
S
Scruff
Jun 21, 2005
"BTR1701" wrote in message
In article ,
Michael D wrote:
Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Just a free hint: if you have to tell people your not retarded, you’ve already lost the argument.

LMAO, the best yet.
JB
John Baker
Jun 21, 2005
On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:56:45 GMT, Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and John Baker On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:51:13 GMT this person wrote:

On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:26:34 +0800, "Peacenik" wrote:

"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

Uhhh…. why?

This moron can’t even get his graphics apps straight. I’ve been using Photoshop since Version 4. It doesn’t do animated .gifs.

You seem to be the moron that doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture is a general generic term for image manipulation. I could of used Gimpshop or Paintshop Pro or Animation Shop, it doesn’t matter what program I actually use, the term for the image manipulation is "photoshop" Do you ever hear a person say "I paint shop prod a picture"? No you don’t. Need me to teach you any other things that are common sense?

Among photographers, graphic designers and others who use image manipulation programs professionally, only work actually done in Adobe Photoshop is referred to as having been "photoshopped." And just for the record, moron, GIMP and Paint Shop Pro don’t do animated .gifs either. Animation Shop, which is packaged with some versions of PSP but is a separate program, is the only one on your short list that does.

And BTW…. you’re a fucking idiot and your "work" sucks.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

And I see you’re a liar too.
MD
Michael D
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and John Baker On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:49:11 GMT this person wrote:


Among photographers, graphic designers and others who use image manipulation programs professionally, only work actually done in Adobe Photoshop is referred to as having been "photoshopped." And just for the record, moron, GIMP and Paint Shop Pro don’t do animated .gifs either.

You just showed me you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Here dip ship I’m a member at http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/photoshop.php You see it says photoshop right there?

You see all the animated gifs on that page? You know what programs people use on that page? I do because I’m a member of the site.

You don’t know what you’re talking about so just STFU.

You’ve been proved WRONG!


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
MD
Michael D
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 06:58:59 -0400 this person
wrote:

In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Mike Painter" On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:49:12 GMT this
person wrote:

"what that" mean?

Obviously that was a typo. Now don’t tell me you don’t know what a typo is?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Just a free hint: if you have to tell people your not retarded, you’ve already lost the argument.

Just a free hint you don’t have to give free hints to guys that are messing with your head.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
MD
Michael D
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:58:16 GMT this person
wrote:

Michael D wrote in alt.atheism

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis

Cheers mate, here’s to the start of our friendship.

After that intro, I think I might just have to plonk you!

Please do, cause if you plonk me you can’t reply to my threads no more, and I won’t have to read your obsessive thoughts about me any more.

So please plonk me dip ship.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
EW
Elroy Willis
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:59:40 GMT this person
wrote:

I thought it might keep him occupied and away from usenet for a while… Oh well…

Just fucking plonk my email address already.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
HS
hiv_steve
Jun 21, 2005
John Baker wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:56:45 GMT, Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and John Baker On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:51:13 GMT this person wrote:

On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:26:34 +0800, "Peacenik" wrote:

"Michael D" wrote in message
Hey guys, I don’t know what you guys did on the weekend, but me, I sat around my house and photoshopped pictures. It seems with each photoshop I do, I get better and better.

Well here is one of my best photoshops yet,
http://whiterap.spymac.com/hoganatsavagesgrave.gif

Uhhh…. why?

This moron can’t even get his graphics apps straight. I’ve been using Photoshop since Version 4. It doesn’t do animated .gifs.

You seem to be the moron that doesn’t understand what that saying "photoshop" a picture is a general generic term for image manipulation. I could of used Gimpshop or Paintshop Pro or Animation Shop, it doesn’t matter what program I actually use, the term for the image manipulation is "photoshop" Do you ever hear a person say "I paint shop prod a picture"? No you don’t. Need me to teach you any other things that are common sense?

Among photographers, graphic designers and others who use image manipulation programs professionally, only work actually done in Adobe Photoshop is referred to as having been "photoshopped." And just for the record, moron, GIMP and Paint Shop Pro don’t do animated .gifs either. Animation Shop, which is packaged with some versions of PSP but is a separate program, is the only one on your short list that does.

And BTW…. you’re a fucking idiot and your "work" sucks.

BTW your shitty attitude sucks worse than his work.
B
BTR1701
Jun 21, 2005
In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 06:58:59 -0400 this person
wrote:

In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Mike Painter" On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:49:12 GMT this
person wrote:

"what that" mean?

Obviously that was a typo. Now don’t tell me you don’t know what a typo is?


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Just a free hint: if you have to tell people your not retarded, you’ve already lost the argument.

Just a free hint you don’t have to give free hints to guys that are messing with your head.

Don’t flatter yourself.

Posting nonsense to Usenet isn’t messing with anyone’s head.
MD
Michael D
Jun 21, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:15:14 -0400 this person
wrote:

Don’t flatter yourself.

Posting nonsense to Usenet isn’t messing with anyone’s head.

So you were just pretending to act like I got to you?

That makes sense.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
DB
Douglas Berry
Jun 21, 2005
On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:32:20 -0400, Michael D
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:59:40 GMT this person
wrote:

I thought it might keep him occupied and away from usenet for a while… Oh well…

Just fucking plonk my email address already.

Holy crap, you’re a sad little boy. This is really pathetic. Go play in traffic, people will notice you!


Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense’es, #894.
MD
Michael D
Jun 22, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 20:40:15 -0400 this person
wrote:

In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:15:14 -0400 this person
wrote:

Don’t flatter yourself.

Posting nonsense to Usenet isn’t messing with anyone’s head.

So you were just pretending to act like I got to you?

If you think that sentence indicates that anything "got to me", then I have some land to sell you.

It was a comment, nothing more.

You feel the need to tell me that I am not getting to you. Seems that me saying I got to you has gotten to you.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
B
BTR1701
Jun 22, 2005
In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:15:14 -0400 this person
wrote:

Don’t flatter yourself.

Posting nonsense to Usenet isn’t messing with anyone’s head.

So you were just pretending to act like I got to you?

If you think that sentence indicates that anything "got to me", then I have some land to sell you.

It was a comment, nothing more.
B
BTR1701
Jun 22, 2005
In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 20:40:15 -0400 this person
wrote:

In article ,
Michael D wrote:

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:15:14 -0400 this person
wrote:

Don’t flatter yourself.

Posting nonsense to Usenet isn’t messing with anyone’s head.

So you were just pretending to act like I got to you?

If you think that sentence indicates that anything "got to me", then I have some land to sell you.

It was a comment, nothing more.

You feel the need to tell me that I am not getting to you. Seems that me saying I got to you has gotten to you.

I’ve had more intelligent conversations with a brick wall.
MD
Michael D
Jun 22, 2005
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 23:08:25 -0400 this person
wrote:

I’ve had more intelligent conversations with a brick wall.

I’ve had more intelligent conversations with wooden fences.


Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.
R
Robibnikoff
Jun 22, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and Elroy Willis On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:59:40 GMT this person
wrote:

I thought it might keep him occupied and away from usenet for a while… Oh well…

Just fucking plonk my email address already.

Why bother? You’ll just nym-shift again.

——
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn’t burn people at the stake for disagreeing – Vic Sagerquist
R
Robibnikoff
Jun 22, 2005
"Michael D" wrote in message
There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and BTR1701 On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:15:14 -0400 this person
wrote:

Don’t flatter yourself.

Posting nonsense to Usenet isn’t messing with anyone’s head.

So you were just pretending to act like I got to you?

Nym-shifting shit.

——
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn’t burn people at the stake for disagreeing – Vic Sagerquist
CG
christopher.gateley
Jun 23, 2005
Winning an argument on Usenet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.
CG
christopher.gateley
Jun 23, 2005
Winning an argument on Usenet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.
BG
Ben Goren
Jun 23, 2005
kurige wrote:

Winning an argument on Usenet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.

Would this be an inappropriate time to point out a grammatical error?

Cheers,

b&


God can never prove that this sentence is true.

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B
Bugman
Jun 23, 2005
"Ben Goren" wrote in message
kurige wrote:

Winning an argument on Usenet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.

Would this be an inappropriate time to point out a grammatical error?

I guess it would be you’re right to do so.

Cheers,

b&


God can never prove that this sentence is true.

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News==—-
http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+
Newsgroups
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JB
John Baker
Jun 23, 2005
On 22 Jun 2005 19:38:29 -0700, "kurige" wrote:

Winning an argument on Usenet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.

Imagine the utter shame of *losing* and argument on Usenet, then.

But then again, you probably don’t have to…..

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