The Stalking Story

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell ……
Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m retarded.

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

"Are you under the impression that I’m somehow related to this child?"
Turns out the kid had copped a business card, put my name on it and gave it to the school as a parental contact. Little dude was only 7 but he must have had balls of steel to try and pull that one off…
Makes me proud to have almost been a dad. Sniff! :^)

She sounds like a bitch, you’re better off without her. Got any naked

pictures of her?

The police came to my house and
talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me.

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

"Michael D" wrote in message

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

You told this same story 2 years ago when you were steve perkoff and also using HIV Steve!

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

LMAO!!

"http://" wrote in message

She sounds like a bitch, you’re better off without her. Got any naked

voyeur

pictures of her?

The police came to my house and
talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me.

The above tells it all.

"Michael D" wrote in message

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

You told this same story 2 years ago when you were steve perkoff and also using HIV Steve!

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Billy Crabs" On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 02:29:19 GMT this
person wrote:

"Michael D" wrote in message

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

You told this same story 2 years ago when you were steve perkoff and also using HIV Steve!

Story was good 2 years ago and it’s still good today.

It’s funny I just did a search on google and the first time I posted this story was June 20th, 2003, how did you remember it was exactly 2 years ago almost to the day that I posted the same story?
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/4a 99bff043c25127?dmode=source&hl=en
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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m retarded.

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Billy Crabs" On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 02:29:19 GMT this
person wrote:

"Michael D" wrote in message

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m not a stalker.

I followed her home one night to find out where she lived. I looked up her name in the phone book and matched the last name with the address. I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

One night I was sitting outside of her house in my car and she saw me. I didn’t know she saw me I thought she had went to the bathroom to either poop, pee, or do female things. Nope she was sneaking around behind me and knocked on the window from behind. She asked what I was doing and I said I was gonna come up to the house and she said "WHY" And I was like "I wanna be your friend" and she said "Leave me alone PERKOFF the JERKOFF!"

I was so sad. I found her AOL name from searching the member directory. I made up some other names and emailed her. I sent her a picture of this guy I found on a yahoo profile and told her it was me. Than after about a month of talking to her on IM’s she wanted to call me. I said sure, but I had to tell her something. I told her that I was Steven Perkoff and that the person that she really was getting to like in IM’s was me and that I really am a cool guy. She just freaked out and told me to leave her alone than she said she notified AOL and told them I was stalking her, well AOL hasn’t done anything about that yet.

Anyway I did get in trouble kinda. The police came to my house and talked to my parents. When I got home from work my parents were very mad at me and were yelling at me. They told me I had to go and "talk" to the police the next day.

Well I went down there and they stuck me in a jail cell. I talked to some cop and he was really mean to me. He was calling me a loser and told me to leave her alone. I guess the bottom line is I didn’t do anything against the law so I’m not in jail. I don’t believe she called the cops on me. I just wanted a friend, I guess I thought if I put myself out there she might care. I usually never put myself out there like that cause I figure people don’t care, the one time I do put myself out there and try to become friends with someone she calls me a stalker and calls the cops on me.

You told this same story 2 years ago when you were steve perkoff and also using HIV Steve!

Story was good 2 years ago and it’s still good today.

It’s funny I just did a search on google and the first time I posted this story was June 20th, 2003, how did you remember it was exactly 2 years ago almost to the day that I posted the same story?

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Story was good 2 years ago and it’s still good today.

It’s funny I just did a search on google and the first time I posted this story was June 20th, 2003, how did you remember it was exactly 2 years ago almost to the day that I posted the same story?

mode=source&hl=en

That is really spooky because I just remember reading it before and I

I didn’t google it. It is weird that I would say 2 years right to the

This is freakin’ me out.

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

"Billy Crabs" wrote in message

Story was good 2 years ago and it’s still good today.

It’s funny I just did a search on google and the first time I posted this story was June 20th, 2003, how did you remember it was exactly 2 years ago almost to the day that I posted the same story?

mode=source&hl=en

That is really spooky because I just remember reading it before and I

swear

I didn’t google it. It is weird that I would say 2 years right to the

date.

This is freakin’ me out.

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Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Having a conversation with yourself are ya?

har, har, hardy, har, har, that is soooo funny but No, I am not having a

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/4a 99bff043c25127?dmode=source&hl=en
That is really spooky because I just remember reading it before and I swear I didn’t google it. It is weird that I would say 2 years right to the date. This is freakin’ me out.

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har, har, hardy, har, har, that is soooo funny but No, I am not having a

conversation with myself, you smartass!

Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Newsflash, the fact that you posted it to a wrestling forum is proof that you are retarded. And also a member of my killfile

Well guys I guess I was in a jail cell cause this lady called the police on me and said I was stalking her. Ok I admit maybe I’m kinda weird but I’m a stalker.

There are 4 things I hate, Girls, Women, Bitches, and "Skye" On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 20:45:30 GMT this
person wrote:

Hi, I’m Michael D, and I’m not retarded.

Newsflash, the fact that you posted it to a wrestling forum is proof that you are retarded. And also a member of my killfile

GOOD JOB!

Not killfiling the guy, but announcing to us all. GREAT POST!!! –
Can we stop fighting, and start living?