Completely OT and really funny

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Stephan
Jun 27, 2005
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Using Firefox?
Want to have a good laugh?
Download the Bork extension and automatically turn any page into "Swedish chef talk"
Example: article on Dpreview today:

Semsoong Ilectruneecs is tu defelup a 5MP QSXGA CMOS imege-a sensur (CIS) by zee eed ooff zee yeer, eccurdeeng tu zee IE times. Zee cumpuny seys zee imege-a sensur meesoores leeght senseetifity 50% better thun prefeeuoos deseegns und is 30% smeller thun oozeer mudels veet a seemiler resulooshun. Zee CIS veell perffurm es vell es a CCD, boot veell use-a less pooer und be-a mure-a cumpetitifely preeced. Semsoong hes elreedy defeluped a 3.2 megepeexel cheep fur use-a in cemera phunes, vheech veell be-a loonched ierly next yee

Stephan

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Graeme Cogger
Jun 27, 2005
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Using Firefox?
Want to have a good laugh?
Download the Bork extension and automatically turn any page into "Swedish chef talk"
Example: article on Dpreview today:

Semsoong Ilectruneecs is tu defelup a 5MP QSXGA CMOS imege-a sensur (CIS) by zee eed ooff zee yeer, eccurdeeng tu zee IE times. Zee cumpuny seys zee imege-a sensur meesoores leeght senseetifity 50% better thun prefeeuoos deseegns und is 30% smeller thun oozeer mudels veet a seemiler resulooshun. Zee CIS veell perffurm es vell es a CCD, boot veell use-a less pooer und be-a mure-a cumpetitifely preeced. Semsoong hes elreedy defeluped a 3.2 megepeexel cheep fur use-a in cemera phunes, vheech veell be-a loonched ierly next yee

Stephan
The Opera browser had a ‘Bork edition’ some time back. It was produced in response to the way the Microsoft homepage would return dodgy html only when it detected the Opera browser was in use. This, of course, made it look like Opera was rendering the page incorrectly (it worked fine on the ‘normal’ html). The Opera ‘Bork Edition’ was exactly the same as the normal version, except that the Microsoft pages (and ONLY the Microsoft pages) were translated into "Swedish chef" language 🙂
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banestien
Jun 28, 2005
"Stephan" skrev i en meddelelse
Using Firefox?
Want to have a good laugh?
Download the Bork extension and automatically turn any page into "Swedish chef talk"
Example: article on Dpreview today:

Semsoong Ilectruneecs is tu defelup a 5MP QSXGA CMOS imege-a sensur (CIS) by zee eed ooff zee yeer, eccurdeeng tu zee IE times. Zee cumpuny seys zee imege-a sensur meesoores leeght senseetifity 50% better thun prefeeuoos deseegns und is 30% smeller thun oozeer mudels veet a seemiler resulooshun. Zee CIS veell perffurm es vell es a CCD, boot veell use-a less pooer und be-a mure-a cumpetitifely preeced. Semsoong hes elreedy defeluped a 3.2 megepeexel cheep fur use-a in cemera phunes, vheech veell be-a loonched ierly next yee

Stephan

Installed it, have enjoyed it briefly, have uninstalled it. Once the borked text can be read out, I will reinstall.
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Stephan
Jun 29, 2005

N. Lindhard wrote:

Installed it, have enjoyed it briefly, have uninstalled it. Once the borked text can be read out, I will reinstall.

You don’t read Bork???

Stephan
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banestien
Jun 29, 2005
You don’t read Bork???

Stephan

No, sorry. But an unnamed member of the family does bark…
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Stephan
Jun 29, 2005

N. Lindhard wrote:
You don’t read Bork???

Stephan

No, sorry. But an unnamed member of the family does bark…

Yuoor dug berks in svedeesh?

Stephan
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Hecate
Jun 29, 2005
On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:45:47 GMT, Stephan wrote:

N. Lindhard wrote:
You don’t read Bork???

Stephan

No, sorry. But an unnamed member of the family does bark…

Yuoor dug berks in svedeesh?
No, his Chef….



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Fashion: Buying things you don’t need, with money
you don’t have, to impress people you don’t like…
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Stephan
Jun 30, 2005
Hecate wrote:
On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:45:47 GMT, Stephan wrote:

Yuoor dug berks in svedeesh?

No, his Chef….



Hecete-a – Zee Reel Oone-a

Fesheeun: Booyeeng theengs yuoo dun’t need, veet muney
yuoo dun’t hefe-a, tu impress peuple-a yuoo dun’t leeke-a…

Oh. I see

Stephan

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