THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Uh check it out:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one. If you agree, pass it on.

If you can read this – Thank a teacher!

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually

have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one. If you agree, pass it on.

If you can read this – Thank a teacher!

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

In article <lwSIe.534$z%>, ?? Flipper Mike ??
wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Sniff. Sniff.

I smell urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.htm

snopes.com, folks. Learn it. Use it. Love it.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

In article <lwSIe.534$z%>,

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

If you are reading it in English -Thank the English for inventing the Language!! FM…

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

That is Totally Ideotic maybe you should say

If you are reading it in English -Thank the English for inventing the Language!! FM…

I am an American just as you are but that comment is just stupid.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" is a dickhead, and an asshole. Take a fuckin long walk off a short pier you midget. Kiss my ass you cunt! Suck it beeyatch!

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

That is Totally Ideotic maybe you should say

If you are reading it in English -Thank the English for inventing the Language!! FM…

I am an American just as you are but that comment is just stupid.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Yeah Uh huh wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" is a dickhead, and an asshole. Take a fuckin long

walk

off a short pier you midget. Kiss my ass you cunt! Suck it beeyatch!

ah-fuckin-a ! lol FM…

I think your brain has finally melted down into pure mush.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on
your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

In article <lwSIe.534$z%>, ±© Flipper Mike ®³
wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

<Snip>

He only has one real rule: "It’s mine, all mine!!"

Unfortunately it’s coming true because the US "justice" departmant don’t have the balls to shut him down. 🙁

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

birdman wrote:

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

Have you noticed that Harry Potter has never taken any language courses?

Anybody wrote:

In article <lwSIe.534$z%>, ±© Flipper Mike ®³
wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

<Snip>

He only has one real rule: "It’s mine, all mine!!"

Unfortunately it’s coming true because the US "justice" departmant don’t have the balls to shut him down. 🙁

First he has to break the law to be shutdown.

In article , No One
wrote:

Anybody wrote:

In article <lwSIe.534$z%>,

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

birdman wrote:

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

Have you noticed that Harry Potter has never taken any language courses?

Any country with a language other than English is a third world country or at best one the USA supports.

Hey, I’ve got this really great one by George Carlin where he’s all humble and stuff, and encourages people to pray more. It’s totally real and not fake. You should check it out some time.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:21:53 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually

Obviously he’s never watched "Real World" (plus, he won’t be on it…aHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!AAHAHA!!)

have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one. If you agree, pass it on.

If you can read this – Thank a teacher!

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

Yeah, Gates really said this stuff. LOL!

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world country

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one of the MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

"Jonathan Rodriguez" writes:

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

That is Totally Ideotic maybe you should say

If you are reading it in English -Thank the English for inventing the Language!! FM…

I am an American just as you are but that comment is just stupid.

I can imagine that many Americans believe that the Second World War started in December 1941, when the Americans entered the war. If you mention that the war actually started in September 1939, they would probably cast aspersions on your intelligence. Perhaps FM is one of the ignoramuses who would react in this way.

-*-*-*-

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Yeah Uh huh wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" is a dickhead, and an asshole. Take a fuckin long

walk

off a short pier you midget. Kiss my ass you cunt! Suck it beeyatch!

ah-fuckin-a ! lol FM…

I think your brain has finally melted down into pure mush.

lol You are mine!!!!!! FM…

I guess a mush brain would come to that conclusion.

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one of the MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely jealous that they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on
your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one. If you agree, pass it on.

If you can read this – Thank a teacher!

If you are reading it in English -Thank a (AMERICAN) soldier!! FM…

±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Says who? Ted Kennedy sure seems to be trying to bring everyone down to the same level of fairness.

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

I need a nap.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Please, $60K / year is what welfare recipients make.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

File with OEC.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

That’s for the Mexicans to do.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.

No.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you
save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Hired illegals to do it.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll
give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t
bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Ted Kennedy working on this one as well.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and
very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on
your own time.

Take the summer off.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Not with the Internet that Algore invented.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

See OEC again.

Yeah, and you assholes would have lost it! If it wasn’t for my Grandfather your limey ass would post in German!!!! FM

1,000 years from now, Bill Gates will be a foot note in the anals of history…

birdman wrote:

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

Have you noticed that Harry Potter has never taken any language

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

Uh check it out:

Hey, I’ve got this really great one by George Carlin where he’s all humble and stuff, and encourages people to pray more. It’s totally real and not fake. You should check it out some time.

Your point being????
Are you implying that this was not said by Gates?

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world country or at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one of the MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely jealous that they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

"Mark Nobles" wrote in message

birdman wrote:

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

Have you noticed that Harry Potter has never taken any language

courses?

he’s a wizard – he doesn’t need to.

"rr (newst)" wrote in message

| >
| > Yeah, and you assholes would have lost it! If it wasn’t for my

| > your limey ass would post in German!!!! FM
| >
|
| Actually, we were holding up pretty well, thanks to the Royal Air Force

| 1939 and 1940. Before you even knew there was a war on. | Oh, you did know there was a war on? Thats right, you decided to stay

| it.
|
| With Hitler holding mainland europe and the scandinavian peninsular, you | couldnt have even got involved in the war in europe, not having a place

| britain to land, gather troops and equipment and train. You would have | written off europe as too logisitically complex and focussed on fighting | against the japanese. But without german and british scientists, you

| have won there without ‘severe’ conventional losses. The war in africa

| turned by british and commonwealth (oz.nz) troops mostly, but as it

| your doorstep, you probably forgot there was a war on there too. |
| (and thanks to norwegian heavy water, hitler was developing weapons of

| destruction. history could easily have been very different had we not

| played our part, so STFU about owing it all to america. it turned out

| way it did because everyone worked together)

It took a whole bunch of good guys to beat a whole bunch of bad guys.

countries) it would have been lost.

So the Americans (I am one) can say without us you would have lost. AND

claim. Hell, where would we have been without the Russians?
And yes here they do teach that the war started long before Pearl Harbor,

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

In article <d874$42f77be9$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

or at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one of

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely jealous

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

Ahhh, proof of the old saying about digging the hole deeper. :-\
I never said the US was the problem – I said morons were the problems and fools like you are available in every country. 🙁

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <d874$42f77be9$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

country

or at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one of

the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely jealous

that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

Ahhh, proof of the old saying about digging the hole deeper. :-\
I never said the US was the problem – I said morons were the problems and fools like you are available in every country. 🙁

Spoken like a true non-American third world jealous person. Sorry for your bad luck.

What a load of bullshit. Another year and the USA would have got to drop The
Bomb on Germany too.
Maybe even France and Russia. Either way the USA was there to clean it all up.

What a load of bullshit. Another year and the USA would have got to drop The
Bomb on Germany too.
Maybe even France and Russia. Either way the USA was there to clean it

up.

Dude, had d-day happened 6 months later, New York or London might have

the first city to experience the [german] atom bomb.

Uh check it out:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:21:53 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually

Obviously he’s never watched "Real World" (plus, he won’t be on it…aHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!AAHAHA!!)

I thought I wanted my choice for a career to be "Pharmacist," but it turns out, all I wanted was paychecks.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" Come on, "The Honourable Judge Wavy G", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:21:53 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually

Obviously he’s never watched "Real World" (plus, he won’t be on it…aHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!AAHAHA!!)

I thought I wanted my choice for a career to be "Pharmacist," but it turns out, all I wanted was paychecks.

Ah…ah…ahhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!@ HE THOUGHT HE WANTED…WANTED TO BE A PHARMACIST…BUT HE JUST WANTED PAYCHECKS…AAHH AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, fuck, we are going to pay for this later. But it feels so good right now.

Uh check it out:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" Come on, "The Honourable Judge Wavy G", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:21:53 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually

Obviously he’s never watched "Real World" (plus, he won’t be on it…aHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!AAHAHA!!)

I thought I wanted my choice for a career to be "Pharmacist," but it turns out, all I wanted was paychecks.

Ah…ah…ahhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!@ HE THOUGHT HE WANTED…WANTED TO BE A PHARMACIST…BUT HE JUST WANTED PAYCHECKS…AAHH AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, fuck, we are going to pay for this later. But it feels so good right now.

Yeah, I know. We can only do it so many times before we use them all up. And then what?

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" Come on, "The Honourable Judge Wavy G", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" Come on, "The Honourable Judge Wavy G", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:21:53 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here’s some advice:

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually

Obviously he’s never watched "Real World" (plus, he won’t be on it…aHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!AAHAHA!!)

I thought I wanted my choice for a career to be "Pharmacist," but it turns out, all I wanted was paychecks.

Ah…ah…ahhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!@ HE THOUGHT HE WANTED…WANTED TO BE A PHARMACIST…BUT HE JUST WANTED PAYCHECKS…AAHH AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, fuck, we are going to pay for this later. But it feels so good right now.

Yeah, I know. We can only do it so many times before we use them all up. And then what?

And then what? What do you mean, "and then what"? Are you asking me what I think about all this, is that it?

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus failsafe.

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus failsafe.

You’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
TK

"Tara K." wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus failsafe.

You’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
TK

Please talk realistically.

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Tara K." wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus failsafe.

You’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
TK

Please talk realistically.

Ah, but you see, I’m on a mission to enculturate you.

Read Douglas Adams’ complete opus. Report back with the answer to "which book did the above quote appear in?" This assignment will count towards

semester’s marks. Thankyou.

TK

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus failsafe.

You’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
TK

"Tara K." wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Tara K." wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third

world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus failsafe.

You’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
TK

Please talk realistically.

Ah, but you see, I’m on a mission to enculturate you.

Read Douglas Adams’ complete opus. Report back with the answer to "which book did the above quote appear in?" This assignment will count towards

this

semester’s marks. Thankyou.

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position.

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:23:04 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position.

Well, Taraboo can certainly wear a dildo in the missionary position with as much poise and aplomb as she would with you spread-eagled against the wall, as she initially suggested. But if you prefer to limit yourself to solely one position, you’ll just never know all the fun you might be missing.

Cheers,

Jaime

"Jaime M. de Castellvi" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:23:04 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

marks. Thankyou.

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position.

Well, Taraboo can certainly wear a dildo in the missionary position with as much poise and aplomb as she would with you spread-eagled against the wall, as she initially suggested. But if you prefer to limit yourself to solely one position, you’ll just never know all the fun you might be missing.

Cheers,

Jaime

Wow, are you ever doing some serious transposing. You really need to get laid.
However, since I’m female I may just like what you describe!

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 22:43:46 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"Jaime M. de Castellvi" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:23:04 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

marks. Thankyou.

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position.

Well, Taraboo can certainly wear a dildo in the missionary position with as much poise and aplomb as she would with you spread-eagled against the wall, as she initially suggested. But if you prefer to limit yourself to solely one position, you’ll just never know all the fun you might be missing.

Cheers,

Jaime

Wow, are you ever doing some serious transposing. You really need to get laid.
However, since I’m female I may just like what you describe!

Nah, you’re just messing with me.

Cheers,

Jaime

Unfortunately it’s coming true because the US "justice" departmant don’t have the balls to shut him down. 🙁

First he has to break the law to be shutdown.

In article <lwSIe.534$z%>, ±© Flipper Mike ®³
wrote:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BILL GATES

Sniff. Sniff.

I smell urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.htm

snopes.com, folks. Learn it. Use it. Love it.

"birdman" wrote in message

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

That’s funny…I’m American, but I can speak both English and Spanish (which I studied in school for several years).

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

I guess all those anti-trust laws that were passed in the 1920’s just don’t apply anymore. Forget the fact that he has bent each and every one of them over a barrel and fucked them in the ass.

"Jaime M. de Castellvi" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 22:43:46 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"Jaime M. de Castellvi" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:23:04 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

marks. Thankyou.

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position.

Well, Taraboo can certainly wear a dildo in the missionary position with as much poise and aplomb as she would with you spread-eagled against the wall, as she initially suggested. But if you prefer to limit yourself to solely one position, you’ll just never know all the fun you might be missing.

Cheers,

Jaime

Wow, are you ever doing some serious transposing. You really need to get laid.
However, since I’m female I may just like what you describe!

Nah, you’re just messing with me.

Cheers,

Jaime

Ask around.

"Tara K." wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Tara K." wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Jette Goldie" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

"Anybody" wrote in message

In article <be32a$42f6adc1$d844c555$>, "Scruff" wrote:

Any country with a language other than English is a third

world

country

or

at best one the USA supports.

And then people wnder why the planet is in such a mess. Meet one

of the

MANY morons who cause the problems. :-\

But it’s ok for you to slam the US.
Here’s the fact. USA is the #1 country in the world.
The NEW Roman Empire.
The problem is little people in little countries are extremely

jealous that

they live so far away from
the center of the universe (USA).

And you know what happened to the Roman Empire, don’t you?

The New Roman Empire (USA) is new and improved, and a democracy, thus
failsafe.

You’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
TK

Please talk realistically.

Ah, but you see, I’m on a mission to enculturate you.

Read Douglas Adams’ complete opus. Report back with the answer to "which book did the above quote appear in?" This assignment will count towards

this

semester’s marks. Thankyou.

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position. I bet you’re the type that hands out graphic anti-abortion flyers to 8 month
term pregnant women.
Jeesh.

"Jaime M. de Castellvi" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:23:04 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

marks. Thankyou.

TK

The only mission interested in from you is the missionary position.

Well, Taraboo can certainly wear a dildo in the missionary position with as much poise and aplomb as she would with you spread-eagled against the wall, as she initially suggested. But if you prefer to limit yourself to solely one position, you’ll just never know all the fun you might be missing.

Cheers,

Jaime

Wow, are you ever doing some serious transposing. You really need to get laid.
However, since I’m female I may just like what you describe!

Jessica McEachern wrote:

"birdman" wrote in message

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.

That’s funny…I’m American, but I can speak both English and Spanish (which I studied in school for several years).

Me too. I also took German for several years. Unfortunately, you have to practice it to keep it up and as a result, my Spanish is rusty and my German is nothing but a few phrases.

—
Gerald