Russell B:

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

Wasps hurt more.

Brian

Of all the Default Users I’ve known, "Default User" is the Default Useriest.

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

Wasps hurt more.

Eh, whether it’s true or not, there’s no need to get racist on us.

Brian

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

Wavy! Why do you keep kissing this jerkoff’s ass? FM…

Of all the ±© Flipper Mike ®³s I’ve known, "±© Flipper Mike ®³" is the ±© Flipper Mike ®³iest.

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

Wavy! Why do you keep kissing this jerkoff’s ass? FM…

Well, I figured if I kept it up long enough, eventually I would get a promotion. Do you think it’s working?

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

Of all the ±© Flipper Mike ®³s I’ve known, "±© Flipper Mike ®³" is the ±© Flipper Mike ®³iest.

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

Wavy! Why do you keep kissing this jerkoff’s ass? FM…

Well, I figured if I kept it up long enough, eventually I would get a promotion. Do you think it’s working?

A promotion to what? He is the one using all of your material….and what gets me is that he takes the credit! Most of his posts now are yours two or three years ago! WTF needs him!! FM…

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for brown because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for brown because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for brown because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End of the universe?

Adie wrote:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for brown because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End of the universe?

Here again I empathize!

Yeah, well, if I were you, I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it. (©2005 FM…)

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT,

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

….are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the time, whether it’s pertinent or not.

"

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the time, whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s pertinent or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that those aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about five years.

<Ducks and hides> :-))

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands

for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear

has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the

End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that those aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about five years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"

Scruff wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it

stands

for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear

has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at

the

End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that

those

aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about

five

years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

So you’re saying you have a little weenie?

Why Scruff, does his weeie size interest you? FM…

"Weeie" H.I.V. perkoff’s word for undersized weenie. Lord knows he has explaned it to his sex partners for years!

±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Scruff wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"
wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"
wrote

in

message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it

stands

for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear

has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at

the

End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that

those

aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about

five

years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

So you’re saying you have a little weenie?

Why Scruff, does his weeie size interest you? FM…

"

I am one-eighth French.

I’m so terribly sorry to hear that. My sympathies.

TK

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 06:39:22 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

I am one-eighth French.

I’m so terribly sorry to hear that. My sympathies.

i could tell all along. in fact, im a little surprised hes not half french.

—
dave hillstrom

this space under construction. donations accepted.

the belgians are thieves.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote >

I am one-eighth French.

Really? I’m half drunk

My car is a 5 speed, it’s got 4 on the floor and I keep my fifth under the seat!

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 17:00:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote

in

message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it

stands

for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear

has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at

the

End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that

those

aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about

five

years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

So you’re saying you have a little weenie?

Why Scruff, does his weeie size interest you? FM…

Not if he’s french.

scruff, will you play with -my- weenie since im not…french?

—
dave hillstrom

this space under construction. donations accepted.

the belgians are thieves.

"dave hillstrom" wrote in message

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 17:00:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

TK

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:17:52 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"dave hillstrom" wrote in message

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 17:00:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the

"B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it

stands

for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom

underwear

has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at

the

End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all

the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that

those

aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about

five

years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

So you’re saying you have a little weenie?

Why Scruff, does his weeie size interest you? FM…

Not if he’s french.

scruff, will you play with -my- weenie since im not…french?
—
dave hillstrom

I read about you on a bathroom wall. It read "tweezers required"

i may be forced to post THOSE pics again, or at least the one where i am ….servicing… hello kitty.

and there wasnt a "w" there when -I- wrote tha..er maybe i should just be quiet now.

—
dave hillstrom

this space under construction. donations accepted.

the belgians are thieves.

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:06:03 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

translated from the original ancient sumerian, yes.

—
dave hillstrom

this space under construction. donations accepted.

the belgians are thieves.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:06:03 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

translated from the original ancient sumerian, yes.

When "The Aristocrats" comes out in the backwater towns that you guys live in, you’re all going to be like "OHHH, that’s what he was doing."

Until then, just enjoy it on its merits.

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 18:45:48 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:06:03 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

translated from the original ancient sumerian, yes.

It’s what Utnapishtim said to Gilgamesh in the latter’s eponymous epic.

—

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29×13

In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.

< Pratchett

Russell B wrote:

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Yeah, it’s obviously not in the delivery.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:06:03 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

translated from the original ancient sumerian, yes.

When "The Aristocrats" comes out in the backwater towns that you guys live in, you’re all going to be like "OHHH, that’s what he was doing."
Until then, just enjoy it on its merits.

Isn’t that that won Disney cartoon with the dancing cats or something?

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" Come on, "The Honourable Judge Wavy G", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:06:03 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

translated from the original ancient sumerian, yes.

When "The Aristocrats" comes out in the backwater towns that you guys live in, you’re all going to be like "OHHH, that’s what he was doing."
Until then, just enjoy it on its merits.

Isn’t that that won Disney cartoon with the dancing cats or something?

Yeah. And when it comes out in Davenport or wherever the I love you live, you’ll be like "OHHH."

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 16:28:02 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:06:03 +0800, "Tara K."
wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Well, so far you’ve heard my voice
But I’ve brought some friends along
And next on the mike is my man "dave hillstrom" Come on, "dave hillstrom", sing that song!

Uh check it out:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:12:58 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

<snip>

"I wouldn’t worry about it. You won’t be in it!"

thats all i read, mister atr-w.

did i miss anything?

Not really. It’s one of those jokes where it’s all in the punchline.

Those are still around then?

translated from the original ancient sumerian, yes.

When "The Aristocrats" comes out in the backwater towns that you guys live in, you’re all going to be like "OHHH, that’s what he was doing."
Until then, just enjoy it on its merits.

is that a movie? a book? a circus side show? are you in it? <giggle> —
dave hillstrom

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On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:04:36 -0400, The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote in
message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote in message

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G"

wrote

in

message

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B"

stands

for.

LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands

for

brown

because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear

has

to

be

before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the

End

of

the

universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that those aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about five years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

im not surprised.
—
dave hillstrom

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I was busily flonking away in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to dave hillstrom:

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:04:36 -0400, The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote…

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote…

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote…

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote…

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote…

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for brown because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End of the universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that those aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about five years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

im not surprised.

I’m not even a little bit French. Possibly a little bit undetermined Slav, or Bosnian Muslim, maybe. Mostly Anglo and Scots-Irish.

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On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:44:25 GMT, Teh Czar ov All Teh Flonkers wrote:

I was busily flonking away in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to dave hillstrom:

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:04:36 -0400, The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote…

Of all the Jonathans I’ve known, "Jonathan" is the Jonathaniest.

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote…

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote…

Scruff wrote:

"Adie" wrote…

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:13:28 GMT, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

"The Honourable Judge Wavy G" wrote…

I hope you get stung by bees. Hmm, now we know what the "B" stands for. LOL?

What? You found out and now you won’t tell us? Maybe it stands for brown because thats the color his white fruit of the loom underwear has to be before he changes them?

Hi Billy! How have you been? FM…

Billy Crabs, Flipper Mike… What is this, the Restaurant at the End of the universe?

Sounds more like a Thalidomide convention.

…are you still the poster child for Thalidomide?

You probably didn’t even know that word until I used it.

Get used to that, Scruff. He’s going to start saying that all the

time,

whether it’s pertinent or not.

… are you the poster child of starting to say that whether it’s

pertinent

or not?

Hey, that’s a pretty good use of the "nuclear option," except that those aren’t really established schticks here yet. Try it again in about five years.

If I’m still around I just might.

Nuke France!

I am one-eighth French.

im not surprised.

I’m not even a little bit French. Possibly a little bit undetermined Slav, or Bosnian Muslim, maybe. Mostly Anglo and Scots-Irish.

a respectable mix, you terrorist.
—
dave hillstrom

this space under construction. donations accepted.

the belgians are thieves.