New word I made up that someone may actually use…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

In article <dekr72$1hlh$>,
"Krusty" wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

And, "There’s nobody around to take my in hand. I’m bonely"

—
Stefan
http://pillartopost.blogspot.com
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lord_hatred/

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

—
James B
aa #944

"A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence." -David Hume

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

I fell in love with Jane Curtain and Lorain Newman as aliens from "France". I’m conely.

And they are both noisy lovers. They’re moanly.

"Krusty" excreted:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Or you’re howard stern, "I’m fugly".

—

http://tinypic.com/2bwqat

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."
Have fun.
—
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

I own this guy.

Camel(|)Toe wrote:

"Krusty" excreted:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Or you’re howard stern, "I’m fugly".

Or you’re you, "I project my looks onto Howard Stern, he may be ugly as fuck, but I’m 100 times uglier, also I don’t have the fame or the fortune, I’m just a little bitch."

—

http://tinypic.com/2bwqat

On 25 Aug 2005 11:22:34 -0700, "H.I.V. Steve" with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

Camel(|)Toe wrote:

"Krusty" excreted:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Or you’re howard stern, "I’m fugly".

Or you’re you, "I project my looks onto Howard Stern, he may be ugly as fuck, but I’m 100 times uglier, also I don’t have the fame or the fortune, I’m just a little bitch."

How nice, the little bitch is upset because his man was insulted. Betcha this dope makes a reply showing he’s totally clueless as to what I just said.
—
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk

"Doing My part for RSPW"

Nemesis wrote:

How nice, the little bitch is upset because his man was insulted. Betcha this dope makes a reply showing he’s totally clueless as to what I just said.

Hey it’s that guy that no one likes that is my own personal bitch. Nutsack licking poop smelling ma fucka.

On 25 Aug 2005 20:17:00 -0700, "H.I.V. Steve" with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

Nemesis wrote:

How nice, the little bitch is upset because his man was insulted. Betcha this dope makes a reply showing he’s totally clueless as to what I just said.

Hey it’s that guy that no one likes that is my own personal bitch. Nutsack licking poop smelling ma fucka.

Note to newbies:
You’re notice that the biggest attention seeking babies always accuse other people of being obsessed with them when they get a reply, like this retard is doing now.
I’ll guessing this boy has gay fantasies about getting screwed by Howard Stern, which is why he gets so upset when people insult the guy.
—
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk

"Doing My part for RSPW"

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

That’s retarded. No surprise coming from ratlab.

LXF

I guess this is not interesting. I amd moanly. . .

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Nemesis wrote:

Note to newbies:
You’re notice that the biggest attention seeking babies always accuse other people of being obsessed with them when they get a reply, like this retard is doing now.
I’ll guessing this boy has gay fantasies about getting screwed by Howard Stern, which is why he gets so upset when people insult the guy.
—

TROLL ALERT Nemesis

Next time you are on a message board and you see a post by somebody whom you think is a troll, and you feel you must reply, simply write a follow-up message entitled "Troll Alert" and type only this:

The only way to deal with trolls is to limit your reaction to reminding others not to respond to trolls.

By posting such a message, you let the troll know that you know what he is, and that you are not going to get dragged into his twisted little hobby.

The Internet is a splendidly haphazard collection of both serious and silly material. Because it is so free, there are bound to be problems. I think that we can best enjoy it if we deal with everything that happens online with a wry grin and a ready shrug.

wrote:

That’s retarded. No surprise coming from ratlab.

The funny thing was he’s so stupid he actually thought that what he wrote was funny and intelligent. He’s obviously a High School drop out, probably a mechanic, you know, he has enough money to live a middle class lifestyle but he’s basicly a fucking dumbass.

"H.I.V. Steve" wrote in message

wrote:

That’s retarded. No surprise coming from ratlab.

The funny thing was he’s so stupid he actually thought that what he wrote was funny and intelligent. He’s obviously a High School drop out, probably a mechanic, you know, he has enough money to live a middle class lifestyle but he’s basicly a fucking dumbass.

Doesn’t he work in the Jiffy Lube bay right next to you?

Scruff wrote:

"H.I.V. Steve" wrote in message

wrote:

That’s retarded. No surprise coming from ratlab.

The funny thing was he’s so stupid he actually thought that what he wrote was funny and intelligent. He’s obviously a High School drop out, probably a mechanic, you know, he has enough money to live a middle class lifestyle but he’s basicly a fucking dumbass.

Doesn’t he work in the Jiffy Lube bay right next to you?

No response given to the troll Scruff.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

"H.I.V. Steve" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"H.I.V. Steve" wrote in message

wrote:

That’s retarded. No surprise coming from ratlab.

The funny thing was he’s so stupid he actually thought that what he wrote was funny and intelligent. He’s obviously a High School drop out, probably a mechanic, you know, he has enough money to live a middle class lifestyle but he’s basicly a fucking dumbass.

Doesn’t he work in the Jiffy Lube bay right next to you?

No response given to the troll Scruff.

Wait a minute, didn’t you just respond?
What a dumbass, you don’t know what you’re doing, even when you are doing it!

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

Killfile victim #847238 wrote:

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

Possibly "I want to eat at a restaurant, but they closed down… I’m Shonely."

—

****************************************************
* DanielSan — alt.atheism #2226 *
*————————————————–*
* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, * * the non-existence of Zeus or Thor – but they *
* have few followers now." Arthur C. Clarke * ****************************************************

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

On 26 Aug 2005 13:04:44 -0700, "H.I.V. Steve" with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

Nemesis wrote:

Note to newbies:
You’re notice that the biggest attention seeking babies always accuse other people of being obsessed with them when they get a reply, like this retard is doing now.
I’ll guessing this boy has gay fantasies about getting screwed by Howard Stern, which is why he gets so upset when people insult the guy.
—

TROLL ALERT Nemesis

Next time you are on a message board and you see a post by somebody whom you think is a troll, and you feel you must reply, simply write a follow-up message entitled "Troll Alert" and type only this:
The only way to deal with trolls is to limit your reaction to reminding others not to respond to trolls.

By posting such a message, you let the troll know that you know what he is, and that you are not going to get dragged into his twisted little hobby.

The Internet is a splendidly haphazard collection of both serious and silly material. Because it is so free, there are bound to be problems. I think that we can best enjoy it if we deal with everything that happens online with a wry grin and a ready shrug.

"Egad’s" he called me a troll.
I suppose next you’ll cremate the PKB meter by claiming I use multiple socks too.
—
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk

"Doing My part for RSPW"

Nemesis wrote:

On 26 Aug 2005 13:04:44 -0700, "H.I.V. Steve" with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

Nemesis wrote:

Note to newbies:
You’re notice that the biggest attention seeking babies always accuse other people of being obsessed with them when they get a reply, like this retard is doing now.
I’ll guessing this boy has gay fantasies about getting screwed by Howard Stern, which is why he gets so upset when people insult the guy.
—

TROLL ALERT Nemesis

Next time you are on a message board and you see a post by somebody whom you think is a troll, and you feel you must reply, simply write a follow-up message entitled "Troll Alert" and type only this:
The only way to deal with trolls is to limit your reaction to reminding others not to respond to trolls.

By posting such a message, you let the troll know that you know what he is, and that you are not going to get dragged into his twisted little hobby.

The Internet is a splendidly haphazard collection of both serious and silly material. Because it is so free, there are bound to be problems. I think that we can best enjoy it if we deal with everything that happens online with a wry grin and a ready shrug.

"Egad’s" he called me a troll.
I suppose next you’ll cremate the PKB meter by claiming I use multiple socks too.

TROLL ALERT

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

That’s what I ask the married guys at work who say that they take Viagra …………….If the Viagra lasts three hours, what do you do with the other 2hours and 57 minutes when your wife rolls over and goes to sleep ???? Pretend your single ????
THEY ARE "BONELY" !!!!!!!!!!

The Honourable Judge Wavy G wrote:

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:21:56 -0400, "Krusty" wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

I was busy sweeping the kitchen floor and couldn’t get the last little bit of dust into the dustpan. It’s one of those annoying, frustrating things.
Thus, ‘frust’ was born.
-Julia-

…………………………………………….
-= Get your Faqs straight =-
http://adhpage.tripod.com/faq.htm
…………………………………………….

And just what was/is the Photoshop topic of this thread? .. . . . patrick

"Russell B" wrote in message

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have
sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a
functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m
balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on
guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting
here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza
Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m
Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with
‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me,
but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely?
You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Scruff wrote:

"H.I.V. Steve" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"H.I.V. Steve" wrote in message

wrote:

That’s retarded. No surprise coming from ratlab.

The funny thing was he’s so stupid he actually thought that what he wrote was funny and intelligent. He’s obviously a High School drop out, probably a mechanic, you know, he has enough money to live a middle class lifestyle but he’s basicly a fucking dumbass.

Doesn’t he work in the Jiffy Lube bay right next to you?

No response given to the troll Scruff.

Wait a minute, didn’t you just respond?
What a dumbass, you don’t know what you’re doing, even when you are doing it!

lol
Scruff got the asshole yet again! Good job Scruff!! FM…

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Yeah, or how about, "Wilma went out shopping, and Pebbles is over playing with her best friend, Bam Bam, and I can’t even go anywhere, since my car’s in the shop because that giant rack of Brontosaurus ribs I ordered at the drive-in caused it to tip over…I’m Flinstonely."

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Yeah, or how about, "Wilma went out shopping, and Pebbles is over playing with her best friend, Bam Bam, and I can’t even go anywhere, since my car’s in the shop because that giant rack of Brontosaurus ribs I ordered at the drive-in caused it to tip over…I’m Flinstonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I moved out here to the desert Southwest to get away from all the traffic back in New York City, but there’s nothing to do here and nobody to talk to, and I’m so bored that all I can do is walk around whistling the theme to ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’…I’m Morriconely."

Won’t all those beautiful sheep and mountain goats have anything to do with you. You should have a lot of "girlfriends" by now.

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Yeah, or how about, "Wilma went out shopping, and Pebbles is over playing with her best friend, Bam Bam, and I can’t even go anywhere, since my car’s in the shop because that giant rack of Brontosaurus ribs I ordered at the drive-in caused it to tip over…I’m Flinstonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I moved out here to the desert Southwest to get away from all the traffic back in New York City, but there’s nothing to do here and nobody to talk to, and I’m so bored that all I can do is walk around whistling the theme to ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’…I’m Morriconely."

What makes "P.K." so straight, and me so bent?

Won’t all those beautiful sheep and mountain goats have anything to do with you. You should have a lot of "girlfriends" by now.

You’re doing this all wrong. I can explain how it works, if you want me to.

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Yeah, or how about, "Wilma went out shopping, and Pebbles is over playing with her best friend, Bam Bam, and I can’t even go anywhere, since my car’s in the shop because that giant rack of Brontosaurus ribs I ordered at the drive-in caused it to tip over…I’m Flinstonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I moved out here to the desert Southwest to get away from all the traffic back in New York City, but there’s nothing to do here and nobody to talk to, and I’m so bored that all I can do is walk around whistling the theme to ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’…I’m Morriconely."

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Yeah, or how about, "Wilma went out shopping, and Pebbles is over playing with her best friend, Bam Bam, and I can’t even go anywhere, since my car’s in the shop because that giant rack of Brontosaurus ribs I ordered at the drive-in caused it to tip over…I’m Flinstonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I moved out here to the desert Southwest to get away from all the traffic back in New York City, but there’s nothing to do here and nobody to talk to, and I’m so bored that all I can do is walk around whistling the theme to ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’…I’m Morriconely."

Yeah, or how about, "I thought my master was just taking me for a car ride through the country, but it turns out we ended up at some cheap veterinarian’s office in Mexico, and when I woke up this morning, my testicles were missing…I’m cojonely."

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "P.K." so straight, and me so bent?

Won’t all those beautiful sheep and mountain goats have anything to do with you. You should have a lot of "girlfriends" by now.

You’re doing this all wrong. I can explain how it works, if you want me to.

I think "P.K." is a bit of "D.A."

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."

Yeah, or how about, "Ever since the ska fad died out in the nineties, I can’t get any gigs and girls won’t talk to me anymore…I’m trombonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I went to an Italian restaurant and I sat at a table for two and ordered my meal, but my date never showed up…I’m calzonely."

Yeah, or how about, "My brother Santino was ambushed and murdered by a rival gang, and my other brother Alfredo betrayed our family and I had to kill him. And I can’t talk to my wife about this stuff, because I’m trying to shield her from it…I’m Corleonely."

Yeah, or how about, "Wilma went out shopping, and Pebbles is over playing with her best friend, Bam Bam, and I can’t even go anywhere, since my car’s in the shop because that giant rack of Brontosaurus ribs I ordered at the drive-in caused it to tip over…I’m Flinstonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I moved out here to the desert Southwest to get away from all the traffic back in New York City, but there’s nothing to do here and nobody to talk to, and I’m so bored that all I can do is walk around whistling the theme to ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’…I’m Morriconely."

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Killfile victim #847238" so straight, and me so bent?

Russell B wrote:

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "The Honourable Judge Wavy G" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Jamess I’ve known, "James" is the Jamesiest.

Krusty wrote:

"Agent777" wrote…

lab~rat wrote:

Some dumbass has been trying to make up new words, but they have sucked so bad that no one would think of using them. Here’s a functional word that y’all are free to use:

Stonely.

As in, "There’s no one around to party with. I’m stonely."

Or how about, "There’s no one around to eat a sandwich with. I’m balonely."

Or, "Nobody’s home that I want to call, I’m phonely."

Maybe "I haven’t had sex in three years, I’m hornely."

Or how about, "My penis is hard, and there’s no won around…I’m bonely."

Yeah, or how about, "I really would like to ‘jam out’ with my buddies on guitar, but everybody is at work…I’m tonely."

Yeah, or how about, "All my loyal subjects are gone, and I’m sitting here in my castle all by myself…I’m thronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I ordered a historic pullout of settlers from the Gaza Strip and now the Jews and the Palestinians both won’t talk to me…I’m Ariel Sharonly."

Yeah, or how about, "I’m broke, and I’d like to get back together with ‘Extreme,’ but all of the other guys have moved on and have other projects now…I’m Gary Cheronely."

Yeah, or how about, "I try to empathize and relate to the people around me, but nobody understands me like my exact biological copy did…I’m clonely."

or, "I wanted to have some ice cream but don’t want it in a bowl…I’m conely.

So get a cone, then. What the fuck does that have to do with being lonely? You don’t "get" what we’re talking about at all, do you?

I apologize to all who are apparently so much higher up the food chain than I am that I erred in this thread. I thought I did a good job, now I see I failed. Failure is a part of life. I have dealt with it. Now it’s your turn.

I already did, two posts ago. You even failed at keeping track of the conversation.

"I got a brand new bottle of Eau de Toilette, but still no girls will go out with me…I’m colognely."