(VOTE) The King Of Alt.Tv.Real-World

It’s YOUR, not YOU’RE, you illiterate moron!
When will you ever get it right???
Just for that you lose my vote.

"Steven Perkoff" wrote in message

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

"Scruff" wrote in message

It’s YOUR, not YOU’RE, you illiterate moron!
When will you ever get it right???
Just for that you lose my vote.

He wasn’t getting my vote for King but he is definitely the Queen.

"Steven Perkoff" wrote in message

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

Scruff wrote:

It’s YOUR, not YOU’RE, you illiterate moron!
When will you ever get it right???
Just for that you lose my vote.

When you’re stop being trolled by Flipper Mike and when I’re find out how to spell words write not rong.

"Scruff" wrote in message

It’s YOUR, not YOU’RE, you illiterate moron!
When will you ever get it right???
Just for that you lose my vote.

I "thaught" it was "Yore"

"Steven Perkoff" wrote in message

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

"Mattinglyfan" wrote in message

"Scruff" wrote in message

It’s YOUR, not YOU’RE, you illiterate moron!
When will you ever get it right???
Just for that you lose my vote.

He wasn’t getting my vote for King but he is definitely the Queen.

DOH!

"Steven Perkoff" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

It’s YOUR, not YOU’RE, you illiterate moron!
When will you ever get it right???
Just for that you lose my vote.

When you’re stop being trolled by Flipper Mike and when I’re find out how to spell words write not rong.

LMFAO then. I will never be free from the crush that FP has on me. So on with you’re dyslexia!

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub. Fucking Perkoff.

Of all the Steven Perkoffs I’ve known, "Steven Perkoff" is the Steven Perkoffiest.

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

Why did you put yourself and H.I.V. Steve under the same choice?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub. Fucking Perkoff.

"Steven Perkoff" wrote in message

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.

I’m groups? Am I? I wasn’t aware of that. Thanks for the tip.

But I suspect you meant to say "Your groups".
But on the other hand, what other can we expect from a twat who posts such unadulterated ravings to alt.graphics.photoshop than your sheer unadulterated levels of trailer trash educational standards. Should that P in your name be a J? Another little error by you?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:24:10 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" with the help of a thousand monkeys
banging on keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

Of all the Steven Perkoffs I’ve known, "Steven Perkoff" is the Steven Perkoffiest.

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

Why did you put yourself and H.I.V. Steve under the same choice?

Duh, because he’s admitting that they are the same person. So apparently you’re the only person on Usenet that didn’t know this. —
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk

"Doing My part for RSPW"

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" with the help of a thousand monkeys banging
on keyboards, was finally able to type out the following:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs
d.Dr. Flonkenstein

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I vote for d.
—
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk

"Doing My part for RSPW"

DAVIDHERO wrote:

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub. Fucking Perkoff.

You first showed up in 1998? A whole year after I showed up in 1997, wow I’m impressed, you showed up a whole year later.

DAVIDHERO wrote:

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub. Fucking Perkoff.

Blamm!

Steven Perkoff has been Served!

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http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

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On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

On 17 Sep 2005 11:56:27 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

DAVIDHERO wrote:

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub. Fucking Perkoff.

You first showed up in 1998? A whole year after I showed up in 1997, wow I’m impressed, you showed up a whole year later.

I had to do your dirty work for you, you incompetent slob.

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

Personally, I’d be tempted to pick the one who can spell "one".

J.

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

Yeah, that "Toe’s of a killer" thing he did about those Columbine shooters was a classic

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

Me.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

What makes "J" so straight, and me so bent?

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

Personally, I’d be tempted to pick the one who can spell "one".

Yeah? Well, which won is that?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "J" so straight, and me so bent?

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

Personally, I’d be tempted to pick the one who can spell "one".

Yeah? Well, which won is that?

Quit asking questions already, and tell them to bring in "K."

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 22:31:07 GMT, "Billy Crabs" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

Yeah, that "Toe’s of a killer" thing he did about those Columbine shooters was a classic

Classic? Little ole me?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.
a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs
Wavy G. is ok but I nominate the other two to star in
a snuff flick.

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

ASSHOLES all! FM…

Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet wrote:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Scruff wrote:

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.
a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs
Wavy G. is ok but I nominate the other two to star in
a snuff flick.

I nominate:

I’m sorry Michael2000and2
Steven Q. Perkoff
Nigger Lover
Dwight Rapper
AteBateWait
McPuffs
Still Has A Stalker
Lee Jaymz MacBride
WWEFanboy
THE INC
IncubusWWEFanboy
WWE Stud Boy
Still Has A Stalker
Samantha Habermann
I’m Still Being Stalked
I Am Part Indian
Freakzilla
~Iñcüßü§~
Joey Biceps
John Lingal
Friendly Internet Guy
Gang Banger
H I V Steve
Newsgroup General
Gang Banger
Asshole Lee OOOO
Rong Thong
Rodney Dangerfield of Usenet
BornAgain
I Like Men That Are Gay
I Think I Can’t Not
Only Losers Reply To Me
Former WWE Worker
Christina Spearson

….and Billy Crabs

±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

Scruff wrote:

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet"
wrote in
message Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.
a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs
Wavy G. is ok but I nominate the other two to star in
a snuff flick.

I nominate:

I’m sorry Michael2000and2
Steven Q. Perkoff
Nigger Lover
Dwight Rapper
AteBateWait
McPuffs
Still Has A Stalker
Lee Jaymz MacBride
WWEFanboy
THE INC
IncubusWWEFanboy
WWE Stud Boy
Still Has A Stalker
Samantha Habermann
I’m Still Being Stalked
I Am Part Indian
Freakzilla
~Iñcüßü§~
Joey Biceps
John Lingal
Friendly Internet Guy
Gang Banger
H I V Steve
Newsgroup General
Gang Banger
Asshole Lee OOOO
Rong Thong
Rodney Dangerfield of Usenet
BornAgain
I Like Men That Are Gay
I Think I Can’t Not
Only Losers Reply To Me
Former WWE Worker
Christina Spearson

…and Billy Crabs

….and that is only one vote! lol FM…

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

Your rule over what? Oh, I see. I guess you’re assuming that because we’re friends, I’m going to give you some kind of obligatory power over mice, or the Tarcis, or something? Well, gee, I *guess* I could do that. Do you think you could try to be a little more subtle about it next time?

"

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

ASSHOLES all! FM…

Damned if I don’t agree with you. But you forgot to add yourself.

….And remove Wavy G.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

Your rule over what? Oh, I see. I guess you’re assuming that because we’re friends, I’m going to give you some kind of obligatory power over mice, or the Tarcis, or something? Well, gee, I *guess* I could do that. Do you think you could try to be a little more subtle about it next time?

I don’t have to be subtle. I’m king. Or at least, I’m going to be, if you’ll just stop being an obstructionist. It’s time for you to show some bipartisan spirit and cooperate with me on this.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Yeah, thanks for that. "Favour" instead of "favor," etc. How did we ever live without it?

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 23:40:55 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

Agreed. We can trust won-another.

You vote first.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Yeah, thanks for that. "Favour" instead of "favor," etc. How did we ever live without it?

Oh, please. Come on now. I single-handedly ran off all the weirdos, save Flipper Mike and Razner. That’s got to count for something. Plus there’s the little things that no won ever thinks of: I’m always able to drive off newbies before they get comfortable (usually with just won line); I’m always the most willing participant in any thread; I was the first to do the "I LOVE…" schtick using somebody other than Peggy Noonan, which evolved into the biggest trend this group ever saw; Oh yeah, and I wrote "Pharmacist."

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Yeah, thanks for that. "Favour" instead of "favor," etc. How did we ever live without it?

Oh, please. Come on now. I single-handedly ran off all the weirdos, save Flipper Mike and Razner. That’s got to count for something. Plus there’s the little things that no won ever thinks of: I’m always able to drive off newbies before they get comfortable (usually with just won line); I’m always the most willing participant in any thread; I was the first to do the "I LOVE…" schtick using somebody other than Peggy Noonan, which evolved into the biggest trend this group ever saw; Oh yeah, and I wrote "Pharmacist."

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 23:40:55 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

Agreed. We can trust won-another.

You vote first.

If you’re both voting for me, it doesn’t really matter which of you goes first. Although, it MAY effect which won of you I vote for, so keep that in mind.

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message without it?

Oh, please. Come on now. I single-handedly ran off all the weirdos, save Flipper Mike and Razner. That’s got to count for something. Plus there’s the little things that no won ever thinks of: I’m always able to drive off newbies before they get comfortable (usually with just won line); I’m always the most willing participant in any thread; I was the first to do the "I LOVE…" schtick using somebody other than Peggy Noonan, which evolved into the biggest trend this group ever saw; Oh yeah, and I wrote "Pharmacist."

A legend in your own wet dream.

"Russell B" wrote in message

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Hey, Russ,
Since you’re so full of yourself, why don’t you chase them off?

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Scruff wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Hey, Russ,
Since you’re so full of yourself, why don’t you chase them off?

OH, Scruff! This really hurts. Okay, I get the hint. I will leave now and never bother you ever again. I hope this makes you happy. Goodbye.

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:07:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Thanks for saying I’m looser, and not a loser. Oh, and you are a loser,lol?

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message without it?

Oh, please. Come on now. I single-handedly ran off all the weirdos, save Flipper Mike and Razner. That’s got to count for something. Plus there’s the little things that no won ever thinks of: I’m always able to drive off newbies before they get comfortable (usually with just won line); I’m always the most willing participant in any thread; I was the first to do the "I LOVE…" schtick using somebody other than Peggy Noonan, which evolved into the biggest trend this group ever saw; Oh yeah, and I wrote "Pharmacist."

A legend in your own wet dream.

Yes, usually.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 23:40:55 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

Agreed. We can trust won-another.

You vote first.

If you’re both voting for me, it doesn’t really matter which of you goes first. Although, it MAY effect which won of you I vote for, so keep that in mind.

OK, I’m voting for you.

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 23:40:55 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

Agreed. We can trust won-another.

You vote first.

OK, I’m voting for you.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Yeah, thanks for that. "Favour" instead of "favor," etc. How did we ever live without it?

Oh, please. Come on now. I single-handedly ran off all the weirdos, save Flipper Mike and Razner. That’s got to count for something. Plus there’s the little things that no won ever thinks of: I’m always able to drive off newbies before they get comfortable (usually with just won line); I’m always the most willing participant in any thread; I was the first to do the "I LOVE…" schtick using somebody other than Peggy Noonan, which evolved into the biggest trend this group ever saw; Oh yeah, and I wrote "Pharmacist."

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Perkoff has full-blown AIDS, so it’ll be easy to chase him off, LOL?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

Your rule over what? Oh, I see. I guess you’re assuming that because we’re friends, I’m going to give you some kind of obligatory power over mice, or the Tarcis, or something? Well, gee, I *guess* I could do that. Do you think you could try to be a little more subtle about it next time?

I don’t have to be subtle. I’m king. Or at least, I’m going to be, if you’ll just stop being an obstructionist. It’s time for you to show some bipartisan spirit and cooperate with me on this.

Oh okay, "king," (ha ha). By the way, you’re doing a wonderful job as king, I hear. Seriously, I’ve heard nothing but good things from all the people in your kingdom: The talking cat, and the little lady with the magic boomerang, the owl in the old tree…everywon. So, how is everything else going in the Land of Make Believe?

Hmm? Oh yes, here in *my* kingdom, (alt.tv.real-world), things couldn’t be better. Since I was voted in, morale has been up, and Perkoff’s post-count has been down.

Well, anyways, gotta run. What with the "king" thing, I’m just busy, busy, busy, (of course, you know all about that, right?). We should do lunch sometime–you know, just us "kings." Maybe we’ll exchange king tips, and whatnot. We’ll talk.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see. ATRW needs a leader who looks to the future, rather than dwelling bitterly on the past. Russell B–once a student, now a master–is that leader. Vote B in 2005.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

Your rule over what? Oh, I see. I guess you’re assuming that because we’re friends, I’m going to give you some kind of obligatory power over mice, or the Tarcis, or something? Well, gee, I *guess* I could do that. Do you think you could try to be a little more subtle about it next time?

I don’t have to be subtle. I’m king. Or at least, I’m going to be, if you’ll just stop being an obstructionist. It’s time for you to show some bipartisan spirit and cooperate with me on this.

Oh okay, "king," (ha ha). By the way, you’re doing a wonderful job as king, I hear. Seriously, I’ve heard nothing but good things from all the people in your kingdom: The talking cat, and the little lady with the magic boomerang, the owl in the old tree…everywon. So, how is everything else going in the Land of Make Believe?

Hmm? Oh yes, here in *my* kingdom, (alt.tv.real-world), things couldn’t be better. Since I was voted in, morale has been up, and Perkoff’s post-count has been down.

Well, anyways, gotta run. What with the "king" thing, I’m just busy, busy, busy, (of course, you know all about that, right?). We should do lunch sometime–you know, just us "kings." Maybe we’ll exchange king tips, and whatnot. We’ll talk.

I said I’m GOING TO BE king, asswipe. Now cut the shit and vote for me.

P.S. Perkoff’s post count is down? What, from six figures down to five?

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

"…But none of it started to take shape until Wavy G arrived and led us all to the promised land."

Yeah, thanks for that. "Favour" instead of "favor," etc. How did we ever live without it?

Oh, please. Come on now. I single-handedly ran off all the weirdos, save Flipper Mike and Razner. That’s got to count for something. Plus there’s the little things that no won ever thinks of: I’m always able to drive off newbies before they get comfortable (usually with just won line); I’m always the most willing participant in any thread; I was the first to do the "I LOVE…" schtick using somebody other than Peggy Noonan, which evolved into the biggest trend this group ever saw; Oh yeah, and I wrote "Pharmacist."

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Perkoff has full-blown AIDS, so it’ll be easy to chase him off, LOL?

Yeah, just make sure you keep your distance, lol.

What makes "Scruff" so straight, and me so bent?

"Russell B" wrote in message

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Hey, Russ,
Since you’re so full of yourself, why don’t you chase them off?

Because I’m so full of myself.

"Russell B" wrote in message

P.S. Perkoff’s post count is down? What, from six figures down to five?

Maybe Perkoff really has aids and can’t post as much.

What makes "Scruff" so straight, and me so bent?

"Russell B" wrote in message

P.S. Perkoff’s post count is down? What, from six figures down to five?

Maybe Perkoff really has aids and can’t post as much.

I wish it was his fucking T-cell count going down instead.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you, rather think of me as carrying on your torch, when your legs can no longer carry you.

Maybe if you tried a harder, and perhaps posted a little more often, you could catch up to me.

ATRW needs a leader who looks to the future, rather than dwelling bitterly on the past. Russell B–once a student, now a master–is that leader. Vote B in 2005.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Scruff" so straight, and me so bent?

"Russell B" wrote in message

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Hey, Russ,
Since you’re so full of yourself, why don’t you chase them off?

Because I’m so full of myself.

Wow, sounds painful, lol.

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:07:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Thanks for saying I’m looser, and not a loser. Oh, and you are a loser,lol?

That’s what he said. Don’t dispute the man.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

Your rule over what? Oh, I see. I guess you’re assuming that because we’re friends, I’m going to give you some kind of obligatory power over mice, or the Tarcis, or something? Well, gee, I *guess* I could do that. Do you think you could try to be a little more subtle about it next time?

I don’t have to be subtle. I’m king. Or at least, I’m going to be, if you’ll just stop being an obstructionist. It’s time for you to show some bipartisan spirit and cooperate with me on this.

Oh okay, "king," (ha ha). By the way, you’re doing a wonderful job as king, I hear. Seriously, I’ve heard nothing but good things from all the people in your kingdom: The talking cat, and the little lady with the magic boomerang, the owl in the old tree…everywon. So, how is everything else going in the Land of Make Believe?

Hmm? Oh yes, here in *my* kingdom, (alt.tv.real-world), things couldn’t be better. Since I was voted in, morale has been up, and Perkoff’s post-count has been down.

Well, anyways, gotta run. What with the "king" thing, I’m just busy, busy, busy, (of course, you know all about that, right?). We should do lunch sometime–you know, just us "kings." Maybe we’ll exchange king tips, and whatnot. We’ll talk.

I said I’m GOING TO BE king, asswipe. Now cut the shit and vote for me.
P.S. Perkoff’s post count is down? What, from six figures down to five?

I was speaking theoretically. Like, "when I’m king, I promise to keep Perkoff’s post count down, and get a new pop machine for the cafeteria."

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:07:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Thanks for saying I’m looser, and not a loser. Oh, and you are a loser,lol?

That’s what he said. Don’t dispute the man.

I was just putting it in the dyslexic terms he understands. 🙂

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:07:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Thanks for saying I’m looser, and not a loser. Oh, and you are a loser,lol?

That’s what he said. Don’t dispute the man.

I was just putting it in the dyslexic terms he understands. 🙂

That’s awfully considerate of you. But why are you trying so hard to get him to understand that you’re a loser?

Scruff wrote:

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:07:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Thanks for saying I’m looser, and not a loser. Oh, and you are a loser,lol?

That’s what he said. Don’t dispute the man.

I was just putting it in the dyslexic terms he understands. 🙂

Scruff has had a lot of experience with dyslexic terms, in all his family discussions he has over the years. FM…

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote in message

Of all the Scruffs I’ve known, "Scruff" is the Scruffiest.

"Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote

in

message

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:07:07 -0400, "Scruff" wrote:

"DAVIDHERO" wrote in message

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to

chase

off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

That’s "LOSER" you "LOOSER."

Thanks for saying I’m looser, and not a loser. Oh, and you are a loser,lol?

That’s what he said. Don’t dispute the man.

I was just putting it in the dyslexic terms he understands. 🙂

That’s awfully considerate of you. But why are you trying so hard to get him to understand that you’re a loser?

Um, Wavy…….

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with no newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled times. Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B is a combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the global struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king. Just remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with no newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled times. Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B is a combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the global struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king. Just remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Folks, do you really want a king who will just up and leave you for months at a time, with little or no explanation? Well, that’s what Russell B does, and will continue to do, if he’s elected. I’m Wavy G, and I’m running for king of the newsgroup. If elected, I promise you I will stick by you all, through all the tough times, no matter what. And I will lead us through battle with any other newsgroup that tries to rob us of our freedom. A vote for Wavy G means a vote for security and trust. A vote for Russell B means, well, probly another vacation.

I’m Wavy G, and I approve of this message.

Scruff wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

P.S. Perkoff’s post count is down? What, from six figures down to five?

Maybe Perkoff really has aids and can’t post as much.

Cause of the niggers!

Scruff wrote:

"Russell B" wrote in message

Call me back when you chase off Flipper Mike and Perkoff.

Hey, Russ,
Since you’re so full of yourself, why don’t you chase them off?

Cause of the niggers!

Russell B wrote:

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with no newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled times. Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B is a combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the global struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king. Just remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Don’t forget FM… in the middle!

Vote for Wavy G in 2005 wrote:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with no newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled times. Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B is a combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the global struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king. Just remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Folks, do you really want a king who will just up and leave you for months at a time, with little or no explanation? Well, that’s what Russell B does, and will continue to do, if he’s elected. I’m Wavy G, and I’m running for king of the newsgroup. If elected, I promise you I will stick by you all, through all the tough times, no matter what. And I will lead us through battle with any other newsgroup that tries to rob us of our freedom. A vote for Wavy G means a vote for security and trust. A vote for Russell B means, well, probly another vacation.
I’m Wavy G, and I approve of this message.

I like what I see – what gifts are *you* offering?

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Vote for Wavy G in 2005 wrote:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with no newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled times. Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B is a combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the global struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king. Just remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Folks, do you really want a king who will just up and leave you for months at a time, with little or no explanation? Well, that’s what Russell B does, and will continue to do, if he’s elected. I’m Wavy G, and I’m running for king of the newsgroup. If elected, I promise you I will stick by you all, through all the tough times, no matter what. And I will lead us through battle with any other newsgroup that tries to rob us of our freedom. A vote for Wavy G means a vote for security and trust. A vote for Russell B means, well, probly another vacation.
I’m Wavy G, and I approve of this message.

I like what I see – what gifts are *you* offering?

I will throw my crusts to the peasants.

"Vote for Wavy G in 2005" wrote in message

Of all the

Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet wrote:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:25:58 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:30:33 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:39:31 -0400, "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" wrote:

Of all the DAVIDHEROs I’ve known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club."

Hey yeah, whatever happened to old "Wiener Dog"?

Ayatollah Weener Dog, LOL?

If you had to pick between you and me for king, which won would you pick?

I would pick me. What presents would you bring me?

In that highly unlikely scenario? I would bring you the gift of my humour (like, I may unveil a new schtick for you that I have not yet presented for the group). What would you bring me?

A cup of hemlock.

Yeah, I guess that’s what you would have to do in order to win, lol. Hey, if this contest really happens, you should vote for me because I would vote for you. It’s only sportmanlike.

No, both of you should vote for me, and I’ll return the favor by voting for won of you. That’s the fair way, I think.

We both vote for you, and you vote for only won of us? Yeah right. If you vote for Hero I might only win by a dangerously slim margin.

But it would be worth it, because you would come off as the "gentleman" in all of this. I would even be forced, during my rule, to acknowledge this and possibly give you a seat at my court.

Your rule over what? Oh, I see. I guess you’re assuming that because we’re friends, I’m going to give you some kind of obligatory power over mice, or the Tarcis, or something? Well, gee, I *guess* I could do that. Do you think you could try to be a little more subtle about it next time?

I don’t have to be subtle. I’m king. Or at least, I’m going to be, if you’ll just stop being an obstructionist. It’s time for you to show some bipartisan spirit and cooperate with me on this.

Oh okay, "king," (ha ha). By the way, you’re doing a wonderful job as king, I hear. Seriously, I’ve heard nothing but good things from all the people in your kingdom: The talking cat, and the little lady with the magic boomerang, the owl in the old tree…everywon. So, how is everything else going in the Land of Make Believe?

Hmm? Oh yes, here in *my* kingdom, (alt.tv.real-world), things couldn’t be better. Since I was voted in, morale has been up, and Perkoff’s post-count has been down.

Well, anyways, gotta run. What with the "king" thing, I’m just busy, busy, busy, (of course, you know all about that, right?). We should do lunch sometime–you know, just us "kings." Maybe we’ll exchange king tips, and whatnot. We’ll talk.

I said I’m GOING TO BE king, asswipe. Now cut the shit and vote for me.
P.S. Perkoff’s post count is down? What, from six figures down to five?

I was speaking theoretically. Like, "when I’m king, I promise to keep Perkoff’s post count down, and get a new pop machine for the cafeteria."

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Scruff wrote:

"Vote for Wavy G in 2005" wrote in message

Of all the ±s I’ve known, "±" is the ±iest.

Vote for Wavy G in 2005 wrote:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and

me so

bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and

me so

bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of

alt.tv.real-world.

Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I

will announce

the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed

up in 1998,

everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless

shit you

can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’

chat club."

I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll

hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we

were a young

fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world

stage." I

colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a

preemptive

strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from

NGs far and

wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and

alt.tv.sopranos. I

purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and

Weasel. I

wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my

image.

If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class

trolling I

did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for

me

forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in

the

first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to

chase

off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s

here

now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So,

like I said,

I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist."

Fucking

"Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by

inventing it.

Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit

it, is a

sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but

please,

don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for.

VOTE

"G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with

no

newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled

times.

Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B

is a

combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the

global

struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king.

Just

remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Folks, do you really want a king who will just up and leave you for months at a time, with little or no explanation? Well, that’s what Russell B does, and will continue to do, if he’s elected. I’m Wavy G, and I’m running for king of the newsgroup. If elected, I promise you I will stick by you all, through all the tough times, no matter what.

And

I will lead us through battle with any other newsgroup that tries to

rob

us of our freedom. A vote for Wavy G means a vote for security and trust. A vote for Russell B means, well, probly another vacation.
I’m Wavy G, and I approve of this message.

I like what I see – what gifts are *you* offering?

I will throw my crusts to the peasants.

Flipper will be happy if you throw cumballs.

That’s no way to talk to a buddy!

Vote for Wavy G in 2005 wrote:

Of all the ±s I’ve known, "±" is the ±iest.

Vote for Wavy G in 2005 wrote:

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "Wavy G: Prettiest Boy in All of Usenet" so straight, and me so bent?

Of all the Russell Bs I’ve known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:48:15 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:19:27 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:38:09 -0700, Russell B
wrote:

What makes "DAVIDHERO" so straight, and me so bent?

On 17 Sep 2005 00:19:16 -0700, "Steven Perkoff" wrote:

You’re groups have been over taken by regulars of alt.tv.real-world.
Who do you vote for for the King of alt.tv.real-world.

a.Steven Perkoff/H.I.V. Steve
b.Wavy G
c.Billy Crabs

Cast your votes, the voting ends 1 week from today. I will announce the winner at that time.

I *made* this froup with my own two hands. When I showed up in 1998, everywon was talking about "Real World," the most senseless shit you can imagine. It was Smugrat’s little "special peoples’ chat club." I transformed this place into a modern-day, usenet troll hub.

You mean, "with my help, RB transformed…"

"…into a watered-down clone of myself. LOL."

I love you. I expanded our territory back in 2000/2001, when we were a young fledgling newsgroup making our first appearance on the "world stage." I colonized alt.music.pink-floyd and alt.2600, and I launched a preemptive strike against rec.music.tori-amos. I recruited talent from NGs far and wide, and initiated trade talks with the Servos and alt.tv.sopranos. I purged our ranks of traitors and opportunists like Garber and Weasel. I wrote fucking "Pharmacist." "Pharmacist," asshole.

You were in every way my protege. Everything you did was in my image. If you go back to 1998-2000, you would see the world-class trolling I did in the 90210 and Seinfeld groups. Hell, if it weren’t for me forging the path, you wouldn’t have had Weasel to chase off in the first place.

You have taken the work of your Founding Father and managed to chase off all of the original regulars. Look around you: all that’s here now is a bunch of clueless loosers. Thanks a pantload, B.

Exactly, a bunch of clueless losers. Just like ’98-’00. So, like I said, I should really be king here. Plus, I wrote "Pharmacist." Fucking "Pharmacist."

You don’t become Master by tracing the Mona Lisa, but by inventing it. Which I did, in usenet form. Vote for Hero!

A master who has been surpassed by his student, and will not admit it, is a sad thing to see.

Oh, Russell B, it’s not that sad. I’m flattered and all, but please, don’t think of me as "surpassing" you

OK, I won’t. *Whew*! Anyway, as I was saying, vote B in 2005.

Begging for votes now? Well, now we know what the "B" stands for. VOTE "G"

That’s right, folks, I’m BEGGING you not to vote for an upstart with no newsgroup war experience to lead alt.tv.real-world in these troubled times. Do you trust Wavy G to protect you from the wrestling NG? Russell B is a combat veteran with the experience and toughness that we need in the global struggle against bad trolling. Russell B for ATRW newsgroup king. Just remember, "B before G."

Vote B in 2005!

Folks, do you really want a king who will just up and leave you for months at a time, with little or no explanation? Well, that’s what Russell B does, and will continue to do, if he’s elected. I’m Wavy G, and I’m running for king of the newsgroup. If elected, I promise you I will stick by you all, through all the tough times, no matter what. And I will lead us through battle with any other newsgroup that tries to rob us of our freedom. A vote for Wavy G means a vote for security and trust. A vote for Russell B means, well, probly another vacation.
I’m Wavy G, and I approve of this message.

I like what I see – what gifts are *you* offering?

I will throw my crusts to the peasants.

Not good enough.

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± wrote:

Not good enough.

Who the fuck are you?

Of all the Steven Perkoffs I’ve known, "Steven Perkoff" is the Steven Perkoffiest.

± wrote:

Not good enough.

Who the fuck are you?

That’s Dean Humphries. He’s kind of a newbie.