You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

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You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.

You enjoy watching the News.

The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.

The only reason you’re still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.

People ask what color
your hair USED to be.

You’re proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone
half their age AND isn’t breaking any laws.

You start singing along with
the elevator music.

You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.

Your car has four doors.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

You’ve owned clothes so long
that they’ve come back into style
–TWICE.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.

8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".

You don’t remember when you got that mole…
or the one next to it.

You write Thank You notes
without being told.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

You answer a question with "
…..Because I said so!"

Others ask for your recipes.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.

You don’t like to drive after dark.

You say the words
"Turn that music down!"

You wear black socks with sandals.

You point out what buildings
used to be where.

You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.

You rake the yard
without being told to.

You can’t remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.

The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.

You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.

Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

Author unknown FM…

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SCRUFF
Oct 11, 2005
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Eva
Oct 11, 2005
Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.

You enjoy watching the News.

The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.

The only reason you’re still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.

People ask what color
your hair USED to be.

You’re proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone
half their age AND isn’t breaking any laws.

You start singing along with
the elevator music.

You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.

Your car has four doors.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

You’ve owned clothes so long
that they’ve come back into style
–TWICE.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.

8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".

You don’t remember when you got that mole…
or the one next to it.

You write Thank You notes
without being told.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

You answer a question with "
….Because I said so!"

Others ask for your recipes.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.

You don’t like to drive after dark.

You say the words
"Turn that music down!"

You wear black socks with sandals.

You point out what buildings
used to be where.

You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.

You rake the yard
without being told to.

You can’t remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.

The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.

You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.

Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

Author unknown FM…

I’m sure you speak from experience.
Sure do! …but, however, I still drive a new Corvette convertible.
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Dwight Rapper
Oct 11, 2005
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.

You enjoy watching the News.

The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.

The only reason you’re still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.

People ask what color
your hair USED to be.

You’re proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone
half their age AND isn’t breaking any laws.

You start singing along with
the elevator music.

You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.

Your car has four doors.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

You’ve owned clothes so long
that they’ve come back into style
–TWICE.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.

8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".

You don’t remember when you got that mole…
or the one next to it.

You write Thank You notes
without being told.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

You answer a question with "
….Because I said so!"

Others ask for your recipes.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.

You don’t like to drive after dark.

You say the words
"Turn that music down!"

You wear black socks with sandals.

You point out what buildings
used to be where.

You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.

You rake the yard
without being told to.

You can’t remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.

The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.

You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.

Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

Author unknown FM…

I’m sure you speak from experience.
Sure do! …but, however, I still drive a new Corvette convertible.

So do I! Only mine is a model.
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SCRUFF
Oct 11, 2005
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Eva
Oct 11, 2005
Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

I’m sure you speak from experience.

Sure do! …but, however, I still drive a new Corvette convertible.

WOW! Living the midlife crisis’ dream!
That be me. FM…
JG
Jette Goldie
Oct 11, 2005
On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:49:17 +0100, ±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.

Never did.

You enjoy watching the News.

Always did.

The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.

Nope. I only hope it’s not a telemarketer.

The only reason you’re still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.

Rheumatism, actually.

People ask what color
your hair USED to be.

Only when I dye it purple or something.

You’re proud of your lawnmower.

If I had a lawn, I’d be proud of a lawnmower.

You start singing along with
the elevator music.

yeah, but when the elevator music is heavy metal, there’s something wrong with the world.

You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.

Yeah, it just flooded the kitchen and the downstairs neighbour, thanks. (actually what I want is a dishwasher)(one that isn’t called "hubby")

Your car has four doors.

Five. I wouldn’t have a three door.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

I like my car. I want to keep it on the road.

You’ve owned clothes so long
that they’ve come back into style
–TWICE.

Ah, but I can still wear them.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

They’re a maximum, not a challenge.

You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.

Some people tell me there’s life without coffee – usually when they’re trying to tell me I ought to be giving it up at my age.

8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".

If you started work at 7am, 8am lie in would be your idea of heaven too.

You don’t remember when you got that mole…
or the one next to it.

Is that the one in the lawn that I don’t have?

Neighbors borrow your tools.

Hubby borrows my tools – I have better woodworking tools than him.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

That’s a bit late, isn’t it? January sales, surely.

You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.

What’s a deposit?

You don’t like to drive after dark.

Nope, don’t mind driving in the dark – you can see the other cars coming with their headlights on. Don’t much care for driving in the rain, however, and snow is ….. a bit challenging.

You say the words
"Turn that music down!"

No, old is when you say "that’s not music, that’s just noise!"

You wear black socks with sandals.

Ewwww!

You point out what buildings
used to be where.

This is a historic city – no one is THAT old!

You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.

Yes, I learned that one when I was younger – my mother died young of a heart attack, and her father died when she was just 8 years old, of a heart attack.

You can’t remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.

Sunday night, actually.

The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.

They all do here – we Brits are quite civilised about that.

You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.

I got my glasses at age 14. Suddenly I could see whether the boys were worth having sex with or not.

Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

OLD is always at least 20 years older than you are at the time.


Jette Goldie

http://www.jette.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/wolfette/
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Eva
Oct 11, 2005
Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

I’m sure you speak from experience.

Sure do! …but, however, I still drive a new Corvette convertible.

WOW! Living the midlife crisis’ dream!
Scruff, that isn’t just a fairy tale. That’s a real-life example of the involvement of angels in the lives of God’s people today. And, if you’re a child of God, then you have a right to expect God’s angels to do the same kind of things for you.

So, start expecting! Say, "Thank You, heavenly Father for giving Your angels charge over me to keep me in all my ways." Once you’ve spoken that word of faith, stand fast. Don’t fear. Don’t waver. Just be patient and keep believing, and you will surely see the salvation of the Lord.

God bless you FM…
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SCRUFF
Oct 11, 2005
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Glassman
Oct 12, 2005
"Scruff" wrote in message
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Liam Devlin
Oct 12, 2005
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.

You enjoy watching the News.

The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.

The only reason you’re still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.

People ask what color
your hair USED to be.

You’re proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone
half their age AND isn’t breaking any laws.

You start singing along with
the elevator music.

You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.

Your car has four doors.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

You’ve owned clothes so long
that they’ve come back into style
–TWICE.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.

8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".

You don’t remember when you got that mole…
or the one next to it.

You write Thank You notes
without being told.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

You answer a question with "
….Because I said so!"

Others ask for your recipes.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.

You don’t like to drive after dark.

You say the words
"Turn that music down!"

You wear black socks with sandals.

You point out what buildings
used to be where.

You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.

You rake the yard
without being told to.

You can’t remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.

The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.

You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.

Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

Author unknown FM…

I’m sure you speak from experience.
Sure do! …but, however, I still drive a new Corvette convertible.

And you drive like old people fuck, slow & sloppy.

🙂
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prettiestboy
Oct 12, 2005
Of all the Jette Goldies I’ve known, "Jette Goldie" is the Jette Goldieiest.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

Hubby borrows my tools – I have better woodworking tools than him.

Right. "Woodworking tools." What is that, a vibrating knothole polisher, lol?
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prettiestboy
Oct 12, 2005
Of all the Glassmans I’ve known, "Glassman" is the Glassmaniest.

"Scruff" wrote in message
"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message
You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…
Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

Author unknown FM…

I’m sure you speak from experience.

What’s wrong with being older?

"Glassman"? Was that your boxing nickname, lol?
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Walker
Oct 12, 2005
"Liam Devlin" wrote in message
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patrick
Oct 12, 2005
"Jette Goldie" wrote in message
OLD is always at least 20 years older than you are at the time.
I find that it takes about 12 years to get used to your age.

.. . . . patrick
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Eva
Oct 12, 2005
Glassman wrote:
"Scruff" wrote in message

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…
Now tell the truth — are you OLD?

Author unknown FM…

I’m sure you speak from experience.

What’s wrong with being older?
Old is 15 years older than your age. That makes
hivsteveperkoffdwightrappernoname etc. 19 FM…
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Mike
Oct 12, 2005
You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

Well, I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you. You still act like a child.
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Eva
Oct 12, 2005
Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

"±© Flipper Mike ®³" wrote in message

Scruff wrote:

I’m sure you speak from experience.

Sure do! …but, however, I still drive a new Corvette convertible.

WOW! Living the midlife crisis’ dream!

Scruff, that isn’t just a fairy tale. That’s a real-life example of the involvement of angels in the lives of God’s people today. And, if you’re a child of God, then you have a right to expect God’s angels to do the same kind of things for you.

So, start expecting! Say, "Thank You, heavenly Father for giving Your angels charge over me to keep me in all my ways." Once you’ve spoken that word of faith, stand fast. Don’t fear. Don’t waver. Just be patient and keep believing, and you will surely see the salvation of the Lord.
God bless you FM…

Huh, a racist bible thumper?
Scruff!
Please pray that my meeting this morning goes o.k. The person I am meeting with has a reputation as a cold person. Please pray for Jesus to help me through this meeting so that I can successfully go to the next stage of usenet posting.
Amen. God Bless You.
FM…
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Dwight Rapper
Oct 12, 2005
Mike wrote:

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

Well, I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you. You still act like a child.
Mike since when did you get balls? lol lol!
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Mike
Oct 12, 2005
Dwight Rapper wrote:

Mike since when did you get balls? lol lol!

No one asked for your input, Dwhite. Just stay a safe distance back and you won’t get hurt.
DR
Dwight Rapper
Oct 12, 2005
Mike wrote:

Dwight Rapper wrote:

Mike since when did you get balls? lol lol!

No one asked for your input, Dwhite. Just stay a safe distance back and you won’t get hurt.
You really have balls! Now meet me in the gym after school.
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Eva
Oct 12, 2005
Mike wrote:

You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

Well, I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you. You still act like a child.

I think your nose has a brown spot on it, from kissing cunt Eva’s ass!

lol FM…
MJ
Michael Jordache
Oct 12, 2005
Mike wrote:
You’re not a kid anymore WHEN…

Well, I wouldn’t worry about it

….you won’t be on it(copyright 2001 David Hero)…FM…
MJ
Michael Jordache
Oct 12, 2005
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

I think your nose has a brown spot on it, from kissing cunt Eva’s ass!

(Copyright 2005 Flipper Mike)

lol FM…

LOL FM…
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SCRUFF
Oct 12, 2005
"Mike" wrote in message
Dwight Rapper wrote:

Mike since when did you get balls? lol lol!

No one asked for your input, Dwhite. Just stay a safe distance back and you won’t get hurt.

He asked cause he wants to get his hand in your pants now.
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SCRUFF
Oct 12, 2005
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Russell B
Oct 12, 2005
"Walker"? Why, did you lose your driver’s license, lol?
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Walker
Oct 13, 2005
"Russell B" wrote in message
"Walker"? Why, did you lose your driver’s license, lol?

Russell Bee Darling, are you flirting with me?
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prettiestboy
Oct 13, 2005
Of all the Walkers I’ve known, "Walker" is the Walkeriest.

"Russell B" wrote in message
"Walker"? Why, did you lose your driver’s license, lol?

Russell Bee Darling, are you flirting with me?

"Walker"? Are you from the distant future, where in your post-apocalyptic country of "Inland," everywon speaks in a bizarre "pidgin" English, LOL?
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Mike
Oct 13, 2005
Dwight Rapper wrote:

You really have balls! Now meet me in the gym after school.

You seem to loooooove my balls (or is it just balls in general?). But you can’t have them.
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eva
Oct 13, 2005
Mike wrote:

Dwight Rapper wrote:

You really have balls! Now meet me in the gym after school.

You seem to loooooove my balls (or is it just balls in general?). But you can’t have them.

You don’t have half the balls Scruff has.
MJ
Michael Jordache
Oct 13, 2005
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
Mike wrote:

Dwight Rapper wrote:

You really have balls! Now meet me in the gym after school.

You seem to loooooove my balls (or is it just balls in general?). But you can’t have them.

You don’t have half the balls Scruff has.

Flipper Mike Wrote:

ASSHOLE!!!

Copyright 2002 Flipper Mike

……..FM…
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Walker
Oct 13, 2005
"Wavy G" wrote in message
Of all the Walkers I’ve known, "Walker" is the Walkeriest.
"Russell B" wrote in message
"Walker"? Why, did you lose your driver’s license, lol?

Russell Bee Darling, are you flirting with me?

"Walker"? Are you from the distant future, where in your post-apocalyptic country of "Inland," everywon speaks in a bizarre "pidgin" English, LOL?

Silly Wavy, that’s not me. I’m less hairy and I shower more often.
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prettiestboy
Oct 17, 2005
Of all the Walkers I’ve known, "Walker" is the Walkeriest.

"Wavy G" wrote in message
Of all the Walkers I’ve known, "Walker" is the Walkeriest.
"Russell B" wrote in message
"Walker"? Why, did you lose your driver’s license, lol?

Russell Bee Darling, are you flirting with me?

"Walker"? Are you from the distant future, where in your post-apocalyptic country of "Inland," everywon speaks in a bizarre "pidgin" English, LOL?

Silly Wavy, that’s not me. I’m less hairy and I shower more often.

"Walker"? Are you a Texas Ranger, LOL?
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Constance Pierce
Nov 5, 2005
Jette ~ you are a TRIP!! I was laughing my butt off AND agreeing at the same time! (-:


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Greyson Forkyurner
Nov 21, 2005
Can’t you people use another group? Or post to Voivod direct?

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"you can’t polish a turd."
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Billy Crabs
Nov 22, 2005
"Greyson Forkyurner" wrote in message
Can’t you people use another group? Or post to Voivod direct?

Hell NO, what are you fucking nuts? We don’t even speak that fag language
GF

"you can’t polish a turd."

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