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Mar 17, 2006
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I need some advice from any of the good White people here.

I was in our local grocery store the other day picking up a few things the wife had wanted me to get. I was pushing my cart quietly down the aisle when
I heard an unmistakable racket coming from the next aisle over. Crash! Bang!
Mama! SLAP! This could only mean one thing : a nigger Mammy and her nigglets. Oh Shit.

As I headed down the lane one of the nigglets was riding the other one in the empty cart and just creating an awful mess. Banging into items and knocking things off shelves. Where were the Managers?

I quickly turned my cart around and headed back the way I came fully intending to avoid this chaos. Too late. It found me anyway.

As I was facing away from these smelly little bastards they hit me full force in the leg causing me to go down in searing pain.

As I’m on the floor holding my calf the 350# sow rounds the corner and sees the destruction her sprogs have caused. She immediately grabs both of them by their nap and drags them over to where I am now standing, still holding my throbbing leg.

I fully expected her to tell her little shit skins to apologize to the Man for hitting him with the cart and tell him they were very sorry and it will never happen again. Then I came to my senses and realized that this was a nigger sow and her brood. I was right.

That Baby Factory went OFF on me! "Wad da Hell you mean by stanin in front o’ my chilrens when dae clealy juss wanted to get by u? U sum kinda Racist o’ sumtin? I oughta sue yu azz fo chil abuze standin like dat in fron o’ my babize! Dey coulda been hurt o’ sumtin!"

At that moment I simply lost all control. I grabbed the smaller sprog by his
nap and threw him (One Handed!) over the display racks to who knows where! All I heard was a fading scream as it sailed up and away and out of sight.
A couple of seconds later there was, what sounded like a small explosion several aisles down. Kinda like a big gas filled balloon when it bursts.

I then heard the PA system come on and the lady there requesting "Clean up on Aisle seven!" At that instant the nigger sow turned away from me and high
tailed it towards aisle seven. I was more than curious as to what happened?

It didn’t take long to find out. The entire store heard that nigger sow wail
"My Baby! My Baby! Wazzzhappin to my baby?!!!!

As I got to that aisle there was , what appeared to be, shit splattered on Everything! The shelves, the merchandise, the floor and even the ceiling! Aw
God, what a fuking mess! And here was this Mammy on her knees trying to pick
up the pieces and put them in some kind of order.

As God is my witness, I’ve never seen a nigger explode but that’s apparently
what happened to this sprog. I must have thrown him with enough velocity and
he must have hit with enough force so as to cause this to happen!

Are there any Scientists out there that can explain exactly what caused this
nigglet to explode like that? It must have been quite an explosion as the shit was scattered everywhere! It it normal for nigglets to blow up on impact? Any advice one could provide on this would be most appreciated. Strangest damn thing I’ve ever seen.

Sincerely,

Eric Branson aka (Flipper Mike) – Tight pack advocate
and Gold medal winner in the 100 yard nigger toss!

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angelsabove
Mar 17, 2006
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EZEva
Mar 17, 2006
angelsabove wrote:

Sincerely,

Eric Branson aka (Flipper Mike) – Tight pack advocate
and Gold medal winner in the 100 yard nigger toss!

Ok first of all I do not like your racist attitude.

I work at a grocery store. I think you over exaeratated this. Sometimes they have put a display of pickels or Mayonaise on the floor. I wonder what the managers were thinking. I’ve seen people run into them and helped clean up the mess.

We are never allowed to annoucne a clean up over the PA system. We let someone know we need a clean up 1 persons stands there and lets tells the customer that walks by to watch there step, while the other goes and gets what is needed to clean up the spill.

You should have went straight to the customer service booth asked them to paige a manager and let the manger know about the customer that was out of control.

Most of the time there is a manager on the sales floor stocking or another employee on the sales floor. You should have notified someone anyone working there.

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"Ok first of all I do not like your racist attitude." I am sorry, I should have wrote spooks instead of niggers! Niglet blow up spill in isle 5 next to the chitlins and watermelon!
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sdlitvin
Mar 17, 2006
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
I need some advice from any of the good White people here.

Here is my advice:

If you don’t stop with your bullshit cross-posts, I’m going to report you to your ISP provider at

This is the last one of your pieces of crap I’m going to tolerate.

You trolls are trying to take over these NGs and drive legitimate posters away. You’re going to pay dearly for your attempted coup.


Steven D. Litvintchouk
Email:

Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.
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sdlitvin
Mar 17, 2006
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
angelsabove wrote:

I’m going to put you out of business–permanently.
Your trolling days are over.


Steven D. Litvintchouk
Email:

Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.
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New Sheriff
Mar 17, 2006
I recommend everyone report this Spam, Off Topic, Cross Posting to the Offenders Internet Service Provider.

Simply copy and paste into your email:
1) The COMPLETE offending message body
2) The COMPLETE header information of same
3)And then email this information to the abuse address you will find in the header information

The more people complain, the quicker the ISP will act to correct the offenders behavior. I have filed two reports already this morning…. Here is a typical ISP (comcast) reply:

This is an automated reply to the submission of your network abuse incident.
Please take time to read it carefully because it provides insight to your
reported incident and future submissions to the Comcast Network Abuse Team.

First, we would like to thank you for bringing this matter to our attention.
We take network abuse very seriously within the Comcast domain and we
apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you. Due to the large number
of complaints we receive, we may not be able to respond to you again
regarding this incident. However, Comcast investigates each reported
incident of Abuse and we will take all appropriate action to warn, suspend,
and/or terminate a subscriber that has violated Comcast’s Acceptable Use
Policy or Terms of Service. To view our Acceptable Use Policy, please click
on the Terms of Service link at www.comcast.net and then click on the link
for the Acceptable Use Policy.

Second, when reporting a network abuse incident to the Network Abuse Team
you must follow the submission guidelines below to expedite the investigation process. If you fail to follow these guidelines your request
may not be processed or a delay may occur. We process these requests on a
First-In-First-Out basis; prioritized by the level of network abuse a
customer is experiencing. Also, please do not submit more then one request
per network abuse incident. This will ensure that each
occurrence is
addressed in the most efficient manner possible.

Network Abuse Submission Guidelines

1.Provide a brief, general description of the network abuse incident.

2.Include all logs or information relevant to the incident, ensure the logs
your submitting contain:
a.Date of incident
b.Time of incident and time zone
c.Source Internet protocol (IP) address or host name
d.Destination IP address or host name
e.Destination port

3.For e-mail abuse i.e. Spam, include full-unmodified header information and
content of the email. Header information is a requirement for reporting
e-mail abuse. Without the header information, the Abuse Team cannot
determine the true originator of the e-mail and no action will be taken. If
you are unsure how to extract a full-unmodified header, please visit
http://spamcop.net/fom-serve/cache/19.html for instructions to support your
mail client.

4.For alleged off topic (non-spam) or commercial Usenet
postings, we also
need full un-modified headers of the Usenet posting including the body of
the offending message. If you are unsure how to view the full-unmodified
headers of the Usenet post, consult the help section of your newsreader
software or your news provider.

In closing, Comcast cannot investigate an incident of network abuse without
the information requested above. Also, Comcast only investigates incidents
of network abuse regarding Comcast subscribers. Non-subscribers should be
reported to their appropriate ISP for network abuse resolution. Please be
advised that Comcast does not disclose personally identifiable information
about our subscribers except as may be required or permitted by law or
authorized by our subscribers. As a result, information
pertaining to
particular subscriber(s) or specific actions taken in regard to Abuse
complaints may not be disclosed. However, Comcast is committed to
identifying alleged offenders and taking all appropriate action to ensure
compliance with our Acceptable Use Policy and other Terms of Service.

Sincerely,

The Comcast Network Abuse and Observance Team
NS
New Sheriff
Mar 17, 2006
Abuser is also posting through verizon.net

so file a complaint with them in addition to comcast
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EZEva
Mar 17, 2006
Steven L. wrote:
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

I need some advice from any of the good White people here.

Here is my advice:

If you don’t stop with your bullshit cross-posts, I’m going to report you to your ISP provider at

This is the last one of your pieces of crap I’m going to tolerate.
You trolls are trying to take over these NGs and drive legitimate posters away. You’re going to pay dearly for your attempted coup.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, please don’t do that! You pussy tatle-tail. lol Freedom of speech, jerkoff!!!
please do!
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EZEva
Mar 17, 2006
New Sheriff wrote:

Abuser is also posting through verizon.net

so file a complaint with them in addition to comcast
….and here we have another jerkoff cross poster. Don’t you think verizon is tired of seeing jerkoffs like you complaning about posts you don’t like? This post you have just made is a cross post to 4 groups. Did you buy a sheriff’s badge at the dollar store? lol FM…
NS
New Sheriff
Mar 17, 2006
Good Bye NUMBNUTTS, Get Out You Etch-a-Sketch, cause thats your new form of communications

Thank you for your E-mail message to Verizon Online Abuse.

This is an automated response, in order to confirm the receipt of your
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understand that in some cases this general information may not pertain
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We apologize for any inconvenience the reported incident has caused you.
Because we receive a large number of complaints each day, regretfully, a
response to each message is not possible. If additional
information is
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regarding this information.

Verizon Online Security investigates each reported incident, and will
take the appropriate action as permitted by Verizon’s Internet Access
Agreement and Acceptable Use Policy, which can be viewed at the website
listed below.

Additionally, you may find the following pertinent information beneficial:

To better understand the problems with Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
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If you are reporting an unauthorized access attempt, please note that we
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The following web site may be helpful in determining the owner of the
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Additionally, for faster routing, security related issues such as
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Sincerely,

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http://www.verizon.net/security

—–Original Message—–
cross posting off topic

From: ±© Flipper Mike ®³
Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world,alt.tv.lost
Subject: I am looking for a Sheriff!
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:01:36 GMT

So I can kick his ass.

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nut
Mar 17, 2006
angelsabove wrote:

Ok first of all I do not like your racist attitude.

If you’re stupid enough to take the bait, please at least learn to snip some of the original text so we don’t have to scroll through all this crap again just to see you "don’t like it".
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shmooney
Mar 17, 2006
"Steven L." wrote in message
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shmooney
Mar 17, 2006
"Steven L." wrote in message
RR
Ryan Robbins
Mar 17, 2006
"angelsabove" wrote in message
Ok first of all I do not like your racist attitude.

A bit of advice when responding to inflammatory posts that are cross-posted: Don’t.
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New Sheriff
Mar 17, 2006
COMPLAIN LOUDLY and FREQUENTLY

what is done in alt.howard.stern.sux.bigones ain’t my biz BUT the off topic, cross posting, SPAM to alt.tv.lost
is a violation of comcast & verizon TOS

AGAIN I say COMPLAIN LOUDLY and FREQUENTLY

http://www2.verizon.net/policies/newsgroup_posting.asp

Newsgroup Posting Policy
It is a violation of Verizon policy to add messages to newsgroups 1) that are clearly inappropriate given the intended purpose or scope of the newsgroup, including adding commercial postings to newsgroups of a non-commercial nature, or 2) in a manner that is clearly excessive and intended to annoy or harass. Subscribers that Verizon determines to be in violation of this policy shall be subject to immediate termination of service without prior notice, or immediate suspension of service without prior notice pending results of an investigation.
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Ryan Robbins
Mar 17, 2006
"Steven L." wrote in message
This is the last one of your pieces of crap I’m going to tolerate.

Who appointed you God?

You trolls are trying to take over these NGs and drive legitimate posters away. You’re going to pay dearly for your attempted coup.

Are you going to put God’s wrath on them or something?

Hey, I don’t like the irrevelant cross-posts from sweaty wrestling fans, either. But it’s a necessary evil to put up with in the Usenet world if Usenet is really going to be the bastion of free speech.
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EZEva
Mar 17, 2006
shmooney wrote:
"Steven L." wrote in message

±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:

I need some advice from any of the good White people here.

Here is my advice:

If you don’t stop with your bullshit cross-posts, I’m going to report you to your ISP provider at

This is the last one of your pieces of crap I’m going to tolerate.
You trolls are trying to take over these NGs and drive legitimate posters away. You’re going to pay dearly for your attempted coup.

i don’t understand why you don’t just block him if you don’t like it. all you are doing here is giving the attention that he craves. I personally like this guy and his various personas, mainly because he gets people like you in a girly fit. i doubt there’s a racist bone in his body, but he can see it upsets the tools so he does it again. comcast and verizon? these are the same ISPs that refused to give up the names of their users to the record companies during the big napster crack down, you think they’re going to bother this guy for posting something on usenet where anything goes??
"a girly fit. i doubt there’s a racist bone in his body" Yes, that is true shmooney. However, I do love to upset these usenet Fredo Carleone’s.
Pretty smart guy shmooney! My hats off to you! FM…

However, "New Sheriff" is about the biggest cry-baby jerkoff on usenet. abuse "that" asshole!
HS
hiv_steve
Mar 17, 2006
Steven L. wrote:
±© Flipper Mike ®³ wrote:
angelsabove wrote:

I’m going to put you out of business–permanently.
Your trolling days are over.

I’ve just reported you to your ISP for making threats and crossposting as well.
HS
hiv_steve
Mar 17, 2006
New Sheriff wrote:
Good Bye NUMBNUTTS SNIP

"Numbnutts"?

That is abusive languae. I just reported you to your ISP for using abusive language, making threats, and also for crossposting.

If you know what’s best for you you’ll snip alt.tv.real-world from your future trolling attempts.
HS
hiv_steve
Mar 17, 2006
New Sheriff wrote:
COMPLAIN LOUDLY and FREQUENTLY

what is done in alt.howard.stern.sux.bigones ain’t my biz BUT the off topic, cross posting, SPAM to alt.tv.lost
is a violation of comcast & verizon TOS

AGAIN I say COMPLAIN LOUDLY and FREQUENTLY

http://www2.verizon.net/policies/newsgroup_posting.asp

It seems to have worked, because the guy you reported is not posting any longer.

I stopped posting as well when you reported me and got my internet taken away.

(Sarcasm Post)
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shmooney
Mar 17, 2006
"Ryan Robbins" wrote in message
"Steven L." wrote in message
This is the last one of your pieces of crap I’m going to tolerate.

Who appointed you God?

You trolls are trying to take over these NGs and drive legitimate posters away. You’re going to pay dearly for your attempted coup.

Are you going to put God’s wrath on them or something?

Hey, I don’t like the irrevelant cross-posts from sweaty wrestling fans, either. But it’s a necessary evil to put up with in the Usenet world if Usenet is really going to be the bastion of free speech.

Exactly. And reporting them to the ISP is just reinforcing the ISP’s power over our free speech due to the endless contract they force you to sign in order to use the internet. Do we really want to rat people out to big brother? Why get the fucking ISP involved when you just killfile the person? Flipper Mike and his various personas at least have the courtesy to keep his names the same, so it should be easy enough to block them. like me, steven L must find something of value in seein this posts, or else he would have blocked it long ago.
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Casey Provance
Mar 17, 2006
Well, besides the blunt racism and the fact that people don’t explode like that…it’s not too far from the reality of how awful going to the supermarket is. Big fat ladies taking of 3/4 of the aisle expecting people to move out of her way and pushing those off to the side who don’t. Self entitled fat people. Food shopping is a stressful nightmare.

"shmooney" wrote in message
"Steven L." wrote in message
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Anybody
Mar 17, 2006
In article , ±© Flipper Mike ®³
wrote:

I need some advice from any of the good White people here.
I was in our local grocery store the other day picking up a few things the wife had wanted me to get.
<snip>

Another moron who’s either a racist or is a 6 year old who thinks they’re being funny. Either way another trolling fool meets my killfile. :-\
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Mark
Mar 18, 2006
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Brendon Hope
Mar 18, 2006
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TNKEV
Mar 18, 2006
Mark wrote:
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EZEva
Mar 18, 2006
New Sheriff wrote:

Good Bye NUMBNUTTS, Get Out You Etch-a-Sketch, cause thats your new form of communications

Thank you for your E-mail message to Verizon Online Abuse.
This is an automated response, in order to confirm the receipt of your
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We apologize for any inconvenience the reported incident has caused you.
Because we receive a large number of complaints each day, regretfully, a
response to each message is not possible. If additional
information is
required in order to complete our investigation, we will contact you
regarding this information.

Verizon Online Security investigates each reported incident, and will
take the appropriate action as permitted by Verizon’s Internet Access
Agreement and Acceptable Use Policy, which can be viewed at the website
listed below.

Additionally, you may find the following pertinent information beneficial:

To better understand the problems with Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
("spam"), we have provided information about filtering Spam with your
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cannot take action if the offender is not a Verizon Online Customer.
These reports will need to be sent directly to the Internet Service
Provider/IP space owner used by the offender.

The following web site may be helpful in determining the owner of the
originating IP space:

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hacking, port probes, scans, and other similar issues may be delivered
directly to: .

Sincerely,

Verizon Online Abuse
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http://www.verizon.net/security

—–Original Message—–
cross posting off topic

From: ±© Flipper Mike ®³
Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world,alt.tv.lost
Subject: I am looking for a Sheriff!
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:01:36 GMT

So I can kick his ass.

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I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of an infected paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Your brother was an only child.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. If brains were black powder you couldn’t blow your nose. Your penis on a matchbook looks like a keilbasa in the median of an eight-lane highway. I’d slap you, but shit splatters. I would suggest that you be beaten senseless, but

someone has obviously already taken care of that. You’re a puling pantywaisted pissant little puke. You thought you had a pubic hair until it peed.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, several french fries short of a happy meal, 3 PBR’s shy of a six-pack, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. And you have the world’s worst haircut.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Your last CAT-scan returned a 404. Every word out of your mouth is a lie or a delusion, including "a," "an," and "the." You couldn’t get a dog to piss on you if you were dressed up like a fire hydrant.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git, now that your mother has passed menopause without you knocking her up.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. A porch- licking, lip-fucking dick triangle. You make Quakers shout and strike

Pentecostal silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.08 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. You make lung cancer look fun. It’s people like you who keep me convinced that maybe Alzheimer’s isn’t such a bad thing; at least I wouldn’t remember you.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave. You should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards. You Manchester United fan. You

think flan is a good meal.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy’s lair. Your are an

aesthetic nightmare and an intellectual void. An infected blister on the anus of humanity. The only reason you can’t get any sicker is that no self-respecting bacterium would be seen anywhere near you. Why don’t you go metastasize or something, you jug-eared, six-fingered, unibrowed, XXY slack-jawed troglodyte.

You must be a ‘bot. No live human being could possibly be this boring, repetitive, and dull-witted. Some people get hit with the ugly stick – you live in the ugly forest. You have a face that not even a mother could love. Well, maybe YOUR mother, but she’ll love anything if you give her a nickle. Good thing she takes food stamps, or you’d still be a virgin. Other than her, you couldn’t get play in a Bangkok whorehouse with a fistful of franklins. The last time someone tried to photograph you their hair turned white overnight and they spent the rest of their lives in a padded room. You can’t even talk a paper bag into covering your repulsive visage. Next to you Ernest Borgnine looks downright attractive. You couldn’t get laid if you crawled up a chicken’s ass. The last time you went dancing people thought you were the floor. Jehovah’s Witnesses won’t even talk to you. Moonies refuse to sell you flowers. Ghandi took one look at you and started swinging. Someone showed your picture to the pope and he became an atheist.

I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing and pointing at you.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into Stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannotbe possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You’re too stupid for the Special Olympics.This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. 99 and 44/100% stupid. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I can’t believe anybody as ignorant as you are can remember to breathe. You think pi makes a good dessert. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments or your other drivel any longer.

Flipper Mike,
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EZEva
Mar 20, 2006
New Sheriff wrote:
Good Bye NUMBNUTTS, Get Out You Etch-a-Sketch, cause thats your new form of communications

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From: ±© Flipper Mike ®³
Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world,alt.tv.lost
Subject: I am looking for a Sheriff!
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:01:36 GMT

So I can kick his ass.

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Still here asshole! FM…
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shmooney
Mar 20, 2006
Yeah it is downright unbearable during the peak hours, unless you bring your significant other with you to make fun of the other shopper.

"Casey Provance" wrote in message
Well, besides the blunt racism and the fact that people don’t explode like that…it’s not too far from the reality of how awful going to the supermarket is. Big fat ladies taking of 3/4 of the aisle expecting people to move out of her way and pushing those off to the side who don’t. Self entitled fat people. Food shopping is a stressful nightmare.
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322mttwch
Mar 22, 2006
You have a wife? The poor thing!!

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SCRUFF
Mar 23, 2006
Can you imagine?

"mttwch22.3." wrote in message
You have a wife? The poor thing!!

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