I have a confession

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Billy Crabs
Apr 6, 2006
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I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a while but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a fat ass like mike says

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Billy Crabs wrote:
I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a while but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a fat ass like mike says

Too bad she wants me.
BC
Billy Crabs
Apr 7, 2006
On 6 Apr 2006 16:58:35 -0700, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:
I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a while but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a fat ass like mike says

Too bad she wants me.

What if they had to knock a wall down in her house and needed a fork truck to get her out of that house would you still want her? I would, I’d monitor her eating habits until she lost enough weight to walk around and I’d also clean out all of her fat folds so she wouldn’t get any sores or anything and every day I’d say "I love you Scruff and that is why we need to get you healthy, so, we can grow old together and if anyone laughed at her gurth while we were in public I would kick their ass. We would continue this fitness regimine until the day that we would run hand in hand along the beautiful beach of wi ki ki in honalulu and she would be in a bikini with a thong and everyone in Hawaii would be jealous
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eva
Apr 7, 2006
Billy Crabs wrote:
On 6 Apr 2006 16:58:35 -0700, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a while but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a fat ass like mike says

Too bad she wants me.

What if they had to knock a wall down in her house and needed a fork truck to get her out of that house would you still want her? I would, I’d monitor her eating habits until she lost enough weight to walk around and I’d also clean out all of her fat folds so she wouldn’t get any sores or anything and every day I’d say "I love you Scruff and that is why we need to get you healthy, so, we can grow old together and if anyone laughed at her gurth while we were in public I would kick their ass. We would continue this fitness regimine until the day that we would run hand in hand along the beautiful beach of wi ki ki in honalulu and she would be in a bikini with a thong and everyone in Hawaii would be jealous

You are a good person Billy Crabs.
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SCRUFF
Apr 7, 2006
"Billy Crabs" wrote in message
On 6 Apr 2006 16:58:35 -0700, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah wrote:
Billy Crabs wrote:
I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a
while
but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a
fat
ass like mike says

Too bad she wants me.

What if they had to knock a wall down in her house and needed a fork truck to get her out of that house would you still want her? I would, I’d monitor her eating habits until she lost enough weight to walk around and I’d also clean out all of her fat folds so she wouldn’t get any sores or anything and every day I’d say "I love you Scruff and that is why we need to get you healthy, so, we can grow old together and if anyone laughed at her gurth while we were in public I would kick their ass. We would
continue
this fitness regimine until the day that we would run hand in hand along the beautiful beach of wi ki ki in honalulu and she would be in a bikini with a thong and everyone in Hawaii would be jealous

LOL! How sweet. I’ve had to wear a thong at a couple of trade shows and I’ll say,
they aren’t that comfortable. Since I mostly go to bike shows I get a lot of "touchy"
guys, if you know what I mean. My bf likes them but I don’t. Let him wear them.
Oh well, off to sunny Chicago for a couple of days. I may even check in.
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eva
Apr 7, 2006
SCRUFF wrote:

"Billy Crabs" wrote in message

On 6 Apr 2006 16:58:35 -0700, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a

while

but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a

fat

ass like mike says

Too bad she wants me.

What if they had to knock a wall down in her house and needed a fork truck to get her out of that house would you still want her? I would, I’d monitor her eating habits until she lost enough weight to walk around and I’d also clean out all of her fat folds so she wouldn’t get any sores or anything and every day I’d say "I love you Scruff and that is why we need to get you healthy, so, we can grow old together and if anyone laughed at her gurth while we were in public I would kick their ass. We would

continue

this fitness regimine until the day that we would run hand in hand along the beautiful beach of wi ki ki in honalulu and she would be in a bikini with a thong and everyone in Hawaii would be jealous

LOL! How sweet. I’ve had to wear a thong at a couple of trade shows and I’ll say,
they aren’t that comfortable. Since I mostly go to bike shows I get a lot of "touchy"
guys, if you know what I mean. My bf likes them but I don’t. Let him wear them.
Oh well, off to sunny Chicago for a couple of days. I may even check in.

lol, You live in fantasy world SCRUFF.
(note) SCRUFF is at a Jenny Craig fat farm in Parump Nevada. FM…
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eva
Apr 7, 2006
SCRUFF wrote:
"Billy Crabs" wrote in message

On 6 Apr 2006 16:58:35 -0700, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah wrote:

Billy Crabs wrote:

I think I am in love with Scruff. I’ve been hiding my feelings for a

while

but I am now going to express them. I love Scruff, even if she has a

fat

ass like mike says

Too bad she wants me.

What if they had to knock a wall down in her house and needed a fork truck to get her out of that house would you still want her? I would, I’d monitor her eating habits until she lost enough weight to walk around and I’d also clean out all of her fat folds so she wouldn’t get any sores or anything and every day I’d say "I love you Scruff and that is why we need to get you healthy, so, we can grow old together and if anyone laughed at her gurth while we were in public I would kick their ass. We would

continue

this fitness regimine until the day that we would run hand in hand along the beautiful beach of wi ki ki in honalulu and she would be in a bikini with a thong and everyone in Hawaii would be jealous

LOL! How sweet. I’ve had to wear a thong at a couple of trade shows and I’ll say,
they aren’t that comfortable. Since I mostly go to bike shows I get a lot of "touchy"
guys, if you know what I mean. My bf likes them but I don’t. Let him wear them.
Oh well, off to sunny Chicago for a couple of days. I may even check in.
If SCRUFF had a thong, you could send the Space Shuttle in orbit using it as a slingshot!
S
SCRUFF
Apr 7, 2006
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