Photoshop Fast Track for Newbies

On 21 Mar 2007 01:55:33 -0700, wrote:

Here’s a simple and effective training tool that shows you the shortcuts on how to master photoshop in only two hours.

Yep, in the version 8 days, I had a course titled Photoshop in 24 Hours. (or was it *only* 24 hours:-) You even better on that one. This kind of stories is actually degrading to pS.

Does the students get a certificate stating ‘after 2 hours of thorough study, this is a Master in Photoshop’ ?

Dave

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Photoshop is an amazing tool and can be used to create some dramatic and impressive graphics. In fact it’s the only graphic tool you’ll ever need… however, it is certainly not easy to use when you first start.

Well, if this is commercial ads or spam then it may be your first and last ad.

"Joe" wrote in message

wrote:

Photoshop is an amazing tool and can be used to create some dramatic and impressive graphics. In fact it’s the only graphic tool you’ll ever need… however, it is certainly not easy to use when you first start.

Well, if this is commercial ads or spam then it may be your first and last ad.

In fact it’s the only graphic tool you’ll

ever need…

HAHAHHHAHHHAH

yeah my NG friends>>> throw away your Illustrator and InDesign PageMaker Quark and Freehand and Corel, who needs Dreamweaver and Flash??? wonder why ADOBE called it PHOTOshop and not GraphicDesignerSHOP.

"How to make graphics and logos – from scratch – just like the high priced "designers" do that can charge as much as $300 to $500 to produce… you could even sell your services after you take this training. Online design sites are quietly making a fortune doing simple design work that you will soon be capable of doing easily. There really is a genuine demand for your "soon to be acquired" lucrative new Photoshop skills… if that’s what you’re looking for! ""

DUH silly me

I thought high priced designers used vector based programs for professional logos!! ???

And we all know so many wealthy web designers artists and retouchers!! My Photoshop friends here on NG, are you making a fortune doing logo design? Wonder how much the artists from those fortune-making sites get paid per hour?? $10.00 USD and no benefits? or perhaps they are in India?? making less.

gee no art classes, no experience, no course degrees, no color theory, no background in what makes good advertising art, Oh you can remove red-eye? yeah you are ready to put us graphic artists out of business after taking this course.

yeah I’m a be a doctor I saw an online course>>> be a doctor in 24 easy lessons

I’ma be rich too…you know I think my retouch skills will make me a great plastic surgeon.

Don’t y’all just love these people who minimalize your life’s work and artistic education and experience and professionalism and tell everyone they don’t need you?? Because they can DIY, after The Home Depot course of Art and Design.

Bad enough every dork with a digital camera thinks he can substitute for a pro…go away.

hehehehehe You Go Girl! 🙂

KatWoman wrote:

"Joe" wrote in message

wrote:

Photoshop is an amazing tool and can be used to create some dramatic and impressive graphics. In fact it’s the only graphic tool you’ll ever need… however, it is certainly not easy to use when you first start.

Well, if this is commercial ads or spam then it may be your first and last ad.

In fact it’s the only graphic tool you’ll

ever need…

HAHAHHHAHHHAH

yeah my NG friends>>> throw away your Illustrator and InDesign PageMaker Quark and Freehand and Corel, who needs Dreamweaver and Flash??? wonder why ADOBE called it PHOTOshop and not GraphicDesignerSHOP.

"How to make graphics and logos – from scratch – just like the high priced "designers" do that can charge as much as $300 to $500 to produce… you could even sell your services after you take this training. Online design sites are quietly making a fortune doing simple design work that you will soon be capable of doing easily. There really is a genuine demand for your "soon to be acquired" lucrative new Photoshop skills… if that’s what you’re looking for! ""

DUH silly me

I thought high priced designers used vector based programs for professional logos!! ???

And we all know so many wealthy web designers artists and retouchers!! My Photoshop friends here on NG, are you making a fortune doing logo design? Wonder how much the artists from those fortune-making sites get paid per hour?? $10.00 USD and no benefits? or perhaps they are in India?? making less.

gee no art classes, no experience, no course degrees, no color theory, no background in what makes good advertising art, Oh you can remove red-eye? yeah you are ready to put us graphic artists out of business after taking this course.

yeah I’m a be a doctor I saw an online course>>> be a doctor in 24 easy lessons

I’ma be rich too…you know I think my retouch skills will make me a great plastic surgeon.

Don’t y’all just love these people who minimalize your life’s work and artistic education and experience and professionalism and tell everyone they don’t need you?? Because they can DIY, after The Home Depot course of Art and Design.

Bad enough every dork with a digital camera thinks he can substitute for a pro…go away.

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Gosh, does this mean I will be able to throw away all my books and DVD tutorials or will it be just another case of ‘too good to be true’……..

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Photoshop is an amazing tool and can be used to create some dramatic and impressive graphics. In fact it’s the only graphic tool you’ll ever need… however, it is certainly not easy to use when you first start.
Here’s a simple and effective training tool that shows you the shortcuts on how to master photoshop in only two hours.
It contains detailed instructions, explaining how to perform each task. It has easy-to-follow, step-by-step instructions on how to master the basics of Photoshop fast.
It allows you to pause, rewind and re-watch any points again and again – until your comfortable. It’s totally flexible and allows you to learn at your own pace in the comfort of your own home, on your own computer (and the videos are fully Mac and PC compatible). http://photoshopord.blogspot.com/#