(Video) A Saturday In The Life Of Perkoff

Check out the video.

No Thanks…

On Mar 31, 11:12 pm, "Elvis Perkoffly" wrote:

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

Check out the video.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

Please die. Thanks!

"HockeyTownUSA" wrote in message

Check out the video.

No Thanks…

"perkoff the jerkoff" having a life? 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On Mar 31, 11:12 pm, "Elvis Perkoffly" wrote:

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

Check out the video.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

Please die. Thanks!

This asshole perkoff claimed to have already died if AIDS.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.howard-stern/browse_f rm/thread/457addd7ece646a6/880a23794e191093?lnk=st&q=hiv +steve+doctor&rnum=1#880a23794e19109
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In article , Elvis
Perkoffly says…

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

um, yeah.

Check out the video.

this should be good.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

i was right. what’s hilarious is that you don’t realize how sad this is.

i’m going with mental retardation.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

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Elvis Perkoffly wrote:

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

Check out the video.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

Please tell me you’ve either applied a filter to your voice, or you were sucking on a helium balloon.

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote in message

In article , Elvis
Perkoffly says…

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

um, yeah.

Check out the video.

this should be good.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

i was right. what’s hilarious is that you don’t realize how sad this is.
i’m going with mental retardation.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

He would be better off being murdered. At least that way he’d finally get on television.

In article <3a103$460fec0a$a6666807$>, Orson Wells as CitizenCain says…

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote in message

In article , Elvis
Perkoffly says…

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

um, yeah.

Check out the video.

this should be good.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

i was right. what’s hilarious is that you don’t realize how sad this is.
i’m going with mental retardation.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

He would be better off being murdered. At least that way he’d finally get on television.

it’s the sadness of our times. you can become instantly relevant (in your own mind, anyway) because you have a prefabricated website and you can place pathetic videos of yourself on it. "wow, look at me, i’m someone now!" sad.

the web has become the new opiate of the masses. at least the really dumb sectors of the masses.

sad. i think we can safely refer to perkos as dockery’s child.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

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Denis Leary

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote in message

In article <3a103$460fec0a$a6666807$>, Orson Wells as CitizenCain says…

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote in message

In article ,

Elvis

Perkoffly says…

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

um, yeah.

Check out the video.

this should be good.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

i was right. what’s hilarious is that you don’t realize how sad this

is.

i’m going with mental retardation.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

He would be better off being murdered. At least that way he’d finally get

on

television.

it’s the sadness of our times. you can become instantly relevant (in your

own

mind, anyway) because you have a prefabricated website and you can place pathetic videos of yourself on it. "wow, look at me, i’m someone now!"

sad.

the web has become the new opiate of the masses. at least the really dumb sectors of the masses.

sad. i think we can safely refer to perkos as dockery’s child.
most sincerely,

GodBuilt

Imagine the poor knocked-up hoor responsible for THAT mess.

"Elvis Perkoffly" wrote:

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

Check out the video.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

You are an incredible waste of time, Splooge.

You need more than the one storyline, Splooge. This current one, "Hey, look at me, watch me masturbate!" only entertains you, you know? So butt-ugly, Splooge, you have no idea how butt-ugly you are, huh?

You should find another actor. Or another camera man. Right now the actor you have is ugly and your camera man is a real incompetent.

You know, if you had even an ounce of creativity or an iota of social skill you could talk some aspiring actress into one of your vids. But no creativity or social skills equals nothing to show for your efforts but this self-abuse. That’s sad.

I tell ya true, Splooge, you’ve GOT to come up with a ‘story’. You’re too ugly to garner an audience just to watch you pull your pud. So you can find a cameraman to film "you the actor" – UGLY, UGLY ducklings CAN have careers (tho’ it’s usually in bread delivery) in film. Ernest Borgnine comes to mind. Or, you can do the camera and go out and find less ugly actors and a screen writer or two. Tell A STORY! You’re not too stupid to learn to do that much, are you?

"saturday-in-life-of-perkoff"

How sad. Don’t worry, Splooge, you’ll mature. Well, it’s hoped, anyway.

-blue

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On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:46:54 -0700, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:

In article , Elvis
Perkoffly says…

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

um, yeah.

Check out the video.

this should be good.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

i was right. what’s hilarious is that you don’t realize how sad this is.
i’m going with mental retardation.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

What was funny was as time went by (or so he said) the clock on the wall didn’t reflect the time of day announced. And around 8 pm by his account, the sun was still blazing through the windows.

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Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote in message

In article <3a103$460fec0a$a6666807$>, Orson Wells as CitizenCain says…

"On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built" wrote in message

In article ,

Elvis

Perkoffly says…

A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that’s me).

um, yeah.

Check out the video.

this should be good.

http://perkoff.com/2007/03/saturday-in-life-of-perkoff.html

i was right. what’s hilarious is that you don’t realize how sad this

is.

i’m going with mental retardation.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt

He would be better off being murdered. At least that way he’d finally get

on

television.

it’s the sadness of our times. you can become instantly relevant (in your

own

mind, anyway) because you have a prefabricated website and you can place pathetic videos of yourself on it. "wow, look at me, i’m someone now!"

sad.

the web has become the new opiate of the masses. at least the really dumb sectors of the masses.

sad. i think we can safely refer to perkos as dockery’s child.
most sincerely,

GodBuilt

Imagine the poor knocked-up hoor responsible for THAT mess.

The chuckles? Or Tommy?

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