Found this :), thought I’d share

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Darrel Hoffman
Aug 18, 2003
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You missed a couple

13 to respond that the OP should be using florescent lights to save energy
2 to blame the light bulbs failure on a vast right/left wing conspiracy
1 to argue that if <pick a leader> had not <pick an event> light bulbs wouldn’t burn out (e.g. Hitler/Lost WWII, JFK/been shot, GWB/been elected, etc) leading to a lengthy thread with the original subject line, nothing about light bulbs and a lot of ranting followed by a bunch of plonks
406 to post links to web sites selling automatic light bulb changers

20 to post the same lightbulb question within a week later

50 to flame those people for not checking the forum archives to see that their questions had already been answered

43 to point out that this question has been in the FAQ forever

25 to give the URL to Google Groups, perhaps with a "Lightbulbs" search already entered

12 to simply repost the entire original text, and add one word at the end: "Google"

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ben-dover
Aug 18, 2003
"Darrel Hoffman" wrote in message
You missed a couple

13 to respond that the OP should be using florescent lights to save
energy
2 to blame the light bulbs failure on a vast right/left wing conspiracy
1 to argue that if <pick a leader> had not <pick an event> light bulbs wouldn’t burn out (e.g. Hitler/Lost WWII, JFK/been shot, GWB/been
elected,
etc) leading to a lengthy thread with the original subject line, nothing about light bulbs and a lot of ranting followed by a bunch of plonks
406 to post links to web sites selling automatic light bulb changers

20 to post the same lightbulb question within a week later
50 to flame those people for not checking the forum archives to see that
their questions had already been answered
43 to point out that this question has been in the FAQ forever
25 to give the URL to Google Groups, perhaps with a "Lightbulbs" search
already entered
12 to simply repost the entire original text, and add one word at the end:
"Google"
17 1/2 of them to reply ROTFLMAO.

23 of them to ask what does ROTFLMAO mean.
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Hecate
Aug 19, 2003
On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 21:55:59 -0400, "MCL"
wrote:

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

Nice 😉



Hecate
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Eliska
Aug 19, 2003
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 17:56:50 GMT, "Cortez" wrote:

Last but certainly not least:

1 (MikeC) to post that he could use PaintShop Pro to change the lightbulb.

And Artist Mike to tell them to hire an electrician to change it ________________________________

Eliska

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