Vote For Me and ArtistMike!!!

Here followeth the one and only true April 2004 kook ballot. Voters who use socks will lose them for ever in the washing-machine of destiny. Voters who attempt to vote twice will be tied to stakes and burned – twice. Kook of the Month winners who attempt to vote will be laughed at even more then they usually are. But all decent men, women and persons of indeterminate gender are encouraged to vote as honestly as the blackness of their souls may permit. Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is allowable. You have until noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes.

Kook of the Month
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

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Mark Zahn (aka LIBERATOR)
Robert Wolfe
Tom Bishop
Uni (aka ArtistMike)
none of the above

Clueless Newbie of the Month
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

Alan Connor
Russell B. Waters (aka kittlesthekat)
none of the above

Coward of the Month
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

Robert Wolfe
Uni (aka ArtistMike)
none of the above

Golden Killfile
(vote yes or no for each candidate)

Charles Nemo
Tom Bishop

Balsa Gavel
(vote yes or no)

Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon)

Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(vote yes or no)

Alexa Cameron (aka *)

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
(vote yes or no for each candidate)

Uni (aka ArtistMike)
Chuck Lysaght (aka Jethro’s Giant Brain)