How do I get my cat into the computer?

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SpecialEd
Jun 6, 2004
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So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.
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g-w
Jun 6, 2004
Special Ed wrote:
So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

You do a "cat scan" of course.

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gareeeNospam!
Jun 6, 2004
"Special Ed" wrote in message
So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

I find it quite easy. As soon as I open my case, the cat wants to sleep in it! 😉

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Hecate
Jun 7, 2004
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 14:22:03 GMT, Special Ed
wrote:

So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

Open the case, throw in some cat mint….

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Mike Russell
Jun 7, 2004
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 14:22:03 GMT, Special Ed
wrote:

So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

Use the mouse as bait.
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Walter Donavan
Jun 7, 2004

1. Buy a very expensive Nikon digital camera.

2. Make sure the cat is properly groomed, as for a cat show.

3. Take a high quality picture of the cat, using proper lights, umbrellas, backdrops, props, etc. Hire a photographer if you don’t know how to do it. (As a Photoshopper, however, you should know how.)

4. Throw all that away.

5. Flatten the cat. This can be done with two large boards and the help of a friend.

6. Be careful to avoid excessive flattening.

7. Feed the cat through any scanner, including the non-flatbed ones.

8. Remove the gore in Photoshop.

9. Presto Bingo! Cat scan!

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hal
Jun 7, 2004
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 15:03:10 GMT, g-w wrote:

Special Ed wrote:
So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

You do a "cat scan" of course.

oh shit, too funny

Hal

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Eric Gill
Jun 7, 2004
"Walter Donavan" wrote in
news:6Z_wc.33416$:

1. Buy a very expensive Nikon digital camera.

1. Buy a very expensive Canon DSLR, and s suite of lighting gear.

2. Set lighting gear up in completely dark room to fool cat.

3. Shoot without warning.

4. Still wind up with picture of pissed-off cat.

http://www.nightskycreative.com/IMG_7934-cropped.jpg

Apparently, cats think faster than light.
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doctor9
Jun 7, 2004
g-w …
Special Ed wrote:
So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

You do a "cat scan" of course.

Seems to me that I stumbled across a "cat scan" website several years back… might have to search for it again.

There were some great shots of cats sitting/laying/playing on the glass as the scanner did it’s thing. The scanner equivalent of motion blur can be quite surreal and beautiful, actually.

Dennis
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Mike
Jun 7, 2004
In article <Xns950178FA4A0F8ericvgillyahoocom@
24.93.43.119>, says…
"Walter Donavan" wrote in
news:6Z_wc.33416$:

1. Buy a very expensive Nikon digital camera.

1. Buy a very expensive Canon DSLR, and s suite of lighting gear.
2. Set lighting gear up in completely dark room to fool cat.
3. Shoot without warning.

4. Still wind up with picture of pissed-off cat.

http://www.nightskycreative.com/IMG_7934-cropped.jpg

Apparently, cats think faster than light.
Nah, it is a well-known fact that cats _always_ look
pissed off in the dark.
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Gene Palmiter
Jun 8, 2004
My two cats are absolutely grey…not even black…I haven’t even tried to photograph them. As for how they look in the dark…they cannot be seen…not even a black hole that a black cat presents. They learned early that they have to get out of the way when big clumsy humans start walking around with the lights low. As for scanning….that seems like a way to get a shot of cat butt.

"Mike" wrote in message
In article <Xns950178FA4A0F8ericvgillyahoocom@
24.93.43.119>, says…
"Walter Donavan" wrote in
news:6Z_wc.33416$:

1. Buy a very expensive Nikon digital camera.

1. Buy a very expensive Canon DSLR, and s suite of lighting gear.
2. Set lighting gear up in completely dark room to fool cat.
3. Shoot without warning.

4. Still wind up with picture of pissed-off cat.

http://www.nightskycreative.com/IMG_7934-cropped.jpg

Apparently, cats think faster than light.
Nah, it is a well-known fact that cats _always_ look
pissed off in the dark.
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orljustin
Jun 9, 2004
Hecate …
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 14:22:03 GMT, Special Ed
wrote:

So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

Open the case, throw in some cat mint….

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Hecate

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Hi,

Maybe this:
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

oj
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orljustin
Jun 9, 2004
Hecate …
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 14:22:03 GMT, Special Ed
wrote:

So that I can draw on him without getting into trouble.

Open the case, throw in some cat mint….

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Hecate

veni, vidi, reliqui

Hi,

Maybe this:
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

oj
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pixmaker
Jun 16, 2004
Is that what Brits call Catnip?…cat mint?

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Hecate
Jun 17, 2004
On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 16:00:04 -0700, wrote:

Is that what Brits call Catnip?…cat mint?
If you mean a small bushy green plant that cats love to roll in, then yes. 🙂

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