****BIRFDAY POME FOR MAGNIFUCENT BASTARD&&&&*****(NOT GAY)

Magnificent Bastard, this is your special day
My gift is this pome, which is in no way gay
This is not a man crush
In no way I did rush
My heartfelt sentiments today
But sometimes you know you just get that feeling that you want to just nuzzle your face into a man’s chest hair, you know right in the center of the chest, so you feel safe and protected….like all is wonderous and light and that you will make everything right in the world as your mossy chest caresses my cheeks….not in a gay way, in a manly viking way. The way the Norsemen did it back in the day.
Co celebrate most dastardly,
my Magnificent Bastardly.
May you get all yor birthday wishes today.

On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 23:47:47 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, John McGuirk puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Magnificent Bastard, this is your special day
My gift is this pome, which is in no way gay
This is not a man crush
In no way I did rush
My heartfelt sentiments today
But sometimes you know you just get that feeling that you want to just nuzzle your face into a man’s chest hair, you know right in the center of the chest, so you feel safe and protected….like all is wonderous and light and that you will make everything right in the world as your mossy chest caresses my cheeks….not in a gay way, in a manly viking way. The way the Norsemen did it back in the day.
Co celebrate most dastardly,
my Magnificent Bastardly.
May you get all yor birthday wishes today.

You had me at hello….

Despite all his or her rage, The Magnificent Bastard
is still just a rat in a cage:

On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 23:47:47 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, John McGuirk puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Magnificent Bastard, this is your special day
My gift is this pome, which is in no way gay
This is not a man crush
In no way I did rush
My heartfelt sentiments today
But sometimes you know you just get that feeling that you want to just nuzzle your face into a man’s chest hair, you know right in the center of the chest, so you feel safe and protected….like all is wonderous and light and that you will make everything right in the world as your mossy chest caresses my cheeks….not in a gay way, in a manly viking way. The way the Norsemen did it back in the day.
Co celebrate most dastardly,
my Magnificent Bastardly.
May you get all yor birthday wishes today.

You had me at hello….

Boom…CHK-boom…CHK! Boom…CHK-boom…CHK!

Russell B …

Despite all his or her rage, The Magnificent Bastard
is still just a rat in a cage:

On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 23:47:47 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, John McGuirk puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Magnificent Bastard, this is your special day
My gift is this pome, which is in no way gay
This is not a man crush
In no way I did rush
My heartfelt sentiments today
But sometimes you know you just get that feeling that you want to just nuzzle your face into a man’s chest hair, you know right in the center of the chest, so you feel safe and protected….like all is wonderous and light and that you will make everything right in the world as your mossy chest caresses my cheeks….not in a gay way, in a manly viking way. The way the Norsemen did it back in the day.
Co celebrate most dastardly,
my Magnificent Bastardly.
May you get all yor birthday wishes today.

You had me at hello….

Boom…CHK-boom…CHK! Boom…CHK-boom…CHK!

Is that a shotgun?

On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 23:47:47 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, John McGuirk puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told –

Magnificent Bastard, this is your special day
My gift is this pome, which is in no way gay
This is not a man crush
In no way I did rush
My heartfelt sentiments today
But sometimes you know you just get that feeling that you want to just nuzzle your face into a man’s chest hair, you know right in the center

the chest, so you feel safe and protected….like all is wonderous and

and that you will make everything right in the world as your mossy chest caresses my cheeks….not in a gay way, in a manly viking way. The way

Norsemen did it back in the day.
Co celebrate most dastardly,
my Magnificent Bastardly.
May you get all yor birthday wishes today.

You had me at hello….

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Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003