My father-in-law skipped so many years that he is perpetually 39. The day my wife turned 40 she said something to her father and his reply was "Well if you don’t know how to count that is not my fault"
OK, at 10 last night i turned the boob tube on and watched Animal cops ( yes, it’s my usual 10 o’clock weekday routine ) and hub was sleeping as usual…at one point he woke up ( not really, he just turned over in a daze )and i said to him that I wanted a lap top. At first he mumbled something….then i said " no, I’m serious"…his eyes opened ( must have been the word ‘serious’ that brought him to life…sort of) and I said " I want a lap top…that’s my next toy’…he said ‘ OK ‘ and turned back over. Ha ha ha….I put the bug in his ear whil;e he was half asleep…ha ha ha…I’m an evil wife !